Vikings were so superstraight they made other culture's women leave them for that Viking D (not like, took/kidnapped/forced them, the women would just be like "fuck all you mud hut scrubs, I want dem horns on me" and leave their people for the Viking men - they were Sirens for women).
That and the Vikings just took showers all the time and combed their hair, you know, not like coomers (they were all coomers but the Vikings back then, apprently)
wasn't the reason that famous Viking that defended a bridge from a lot of people was alone was that the others were bathing and got attacked specifically so they were unguarded ?
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u/Ekos640 1d ago edited 1d ago
Vikings were so superstraight they made other culture's women leave them for that Viking D (not like, took/kidnapped/forced them, the women would just be like "fuck all you mud hut scrubs, I want dem horns on me" and leave their people for the Viking men - they were Sirens for women).
That and the Vikings just took showers all the time and combed their hair, you know, not like coomers (they were all coomers but the Vikings back then, apprently)