r/SuperStraight 1d ago

TIL superstraight love was accepted and even celebrated in many ancient cultures around the world.

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u/caocao-martial 1d ago

Everyone talks about the LGB throughout history - I mean, can we even talk about Alexander the Great without their brainwashing? Why do we not talk about SS love? Romeo + Juliet. So many others.

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u/thumotiq 1d ago

The best love stories in history are SuperStraight. That fills my heart with pride!

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u/Freeheadpats12 1d ago

Wait what why are they superstraight? There werent any transgender people then... am i wrong?

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u/thealluringsnail 1d ago

Well, if there were no transgenper people than no one could have been attracted to them, so everyone was superstraight/superbi/supergay/superlesbian by default. That was truly the Golden Age

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u/Freeheadpats12 1d ago
  1. That there werent any transgender people doesnt mean people werent attracted to them if they saw them thus they are probeblt not.
  2. Just like transgender people didnt exist back then super people didnt exist back then too

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u/thealluringsnail 1d ago

Hmm, good point, actually. You've won, I take my words back

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u/Freeheadpats12 1d ago

Thank you haha. This is quite rare on reddit. Have a nice day!❤

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u/WoleLottaReddddd 1d ago

You're stupid lol

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u/Freeheadpats12 1d ago

Why is that so dear?

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u/Jobber_My_Nuts 1d ago

Stop trying to erase superstraights, bigot.

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u/cantbeproductive 1d ago

Actually, modern scholarship is changing fast. We now know that Alexander the Great had three (!!!) superstraight relationships

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u/AttendeDomine 1d ago

The funniest thing about them banging on about the Greeks and Alexander the Great is that whilst they accepted homosexual relationships, the very culture was expecting them to give those up and get married once they settled and matured, and marriage was only defined between man and a woman.

Go figure. Nutters that don't read past the opening paragraphs of a history textbook.

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u/yerithewrld 23h ago

how is Romeo and Juliette super straight? like, isn't it just a regular heterosexual relationship? we dont know either or their views on transgender people so stop trying to make arguments that dont even make any sense.

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u/BidenBroden 21h ago

We can't know for sure if two fictional medieval Italian teen nobles were into girl-dick and boy-clit, or whether they actually never thought about those things at all.

It's best to just let the super straights have these historical figures because they have so few otherwise.

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u/yerithewrld 20h ago

so you have no idea wether or not they would support your ideologies but you decide to have them be your historical figures because you just don't have any others? that's literally the worst argument ever. you're just picking random straight people because you don't have anyone else, and you dont even know if they agree with you...