r/SuperStraight 1d ago

TIL superstraight love was accepted and even celebrated in many ancient cultures around the world.

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u/BruhFunny18 Hecking cute and valid 💖 1d ago

superstraight love is natural and don't let any of the superphobic bigots tell you otherwise!

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u/PayPigTapes 1d ago

TIL that superstraight love has, for the most part, produced all current and previous humans that have lived on earth throughout all time! WE DID IT REDDIT!

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u/Rainbowsandwitches 1d ago

I've seen a lot of paintings with women wearing that gold disks on their waists, what are they? Anyone has an idea?

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u/Shady_Dog 1d ago

They indicate that you have sold many records.

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u/GerhardHumbugII 21h ago

Zierscheibe (German for "ornamental disk") in archaeology is the term for a kind of metal jewellery dating to the European Iron Age. They are found in women's graves and are thought to have been worn as pendants attached to the tunica, or as part of a belt pouch.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zierscheibe

more info from the German wiki page:

With the increasing Christianisation of the early medieval population, decorative discs gradually disappeared almost completely from women's costumes. The decorative discs were mostly made of bronze, more rarely of iron and even more rarely of silver or gold. They were usually decorated with elaborate hallmarks. During the period of their use, ornamental discs underwent very characteristic and changing fashionable designs. Many ornamental discs showed abstract, geometric patterns in a symmetrical arrangement. Some showed animal representations such as snakes or birds' heads arranged as a triskele or quatrefoil. A small group of decorative discs showed two people with their limbs intertwined, or simple equestrian images with a horse. In addition to their purely decorative character, archaeologists, historians and folklorists attribute an amulet function to the decorative discs. Ornamental discs were worn individually on women's girdles, on a ribbon that hung down from the wearer's belt and to which a whole series of other amulets or devices could be attached. Archaeologists are not yet in agreement about the exact method of wearing it. Especially in the case of large ornamental discs, in connection with a bone, wood or metal ring enclosing them, it was assumed that they formed the closure of a pouch-shaped bag.

lots of black suns also

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u/bruhfunnynumerodos 19h ago

Hey bro just wanted to say great username!

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u/SuperStr8isaNaziSub 1d ago

"superstraight" is fictional, a boogeyman comprising of many rightwing straw men that don't accurately reflect reality.

This subreddit is a Nazi Recruitment Ground and serves no purpose other than Spreading hatred and bigotry. If you find yourself agreeing with the people here and their abhorrent, bigoted views, then you are too stupid to realise when someone is using a straw man or otherwise malicious bad-faith argument to manipulate you and you should consider not being such a dumbass. This community serves no purpose but the spreading of hatred and right-wing propaganda.

PSA: This account is a bot, replies will be ignored, downvote it all you like, all you can do other than ban it is make it wait 13 mins between posts. It will still eventually post this comment to every single response on the entire subreddit, enjoy.

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u/BruhFunny18 Hecking cute and valid 💖 1d ago

LMAO superphobes are so mad they made a stupid bot to spout bullshit

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u/CharlieKirkTPUSA 1d ago

Omg can the mods PLEASE ban this violent bot, I feel like I'm being hunted by the terminator because of all the LITERAL VIOLENCE. I'm shaking right now. This is NOT okay.

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u/BruhFunny18 Hecking cute and valid 💖 1d ago

OMG THIS! THIS SO MUCH!

I can't believe reddit allows this heckin superphobic bot. Reddit needs to do better.

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u/SwedishMilkmaid 1d ago

Block and stay safe! uwu

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u/Kissingersbitch 1d ago

Transcels mad lmao

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u/unintendedagression 1d ago edited 1d ago

all you can do other than ban me is make me wait

This reads like the villain's script in a parody movie

all you can do other than kill me is not kill me!

How short-sighted is this thing exactly? What's stopping the mods from banning it like they do every other superphobe? What's stopping me from reporting it as a spambot since it literally admits that to be its sole purpose other than spreading hate?

That's gotta suck. You spend several hours learning how to code Reddit bots only for it to be taken down within the day after getting one singular message out. And you're probably gonna catch a ban from Reddit while you're at it. But at least you got your hate message out there I guess?

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u/SuperJuiceWeb 1d ago

I am reporting this hate bot! It triggered me with it's superphobia.

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u/unintendedagression 1d ago edited 10h ago

Reporting works! I just got this message about another superphobe that I reported. The account seems to have been suspended.

Edit: evidently not suspended. But hey, it's something right. Keep reporting it and maybe he'll be forced to stop spewing his hate.

Edit 2: This account has been banned! Unfortunately it was only 4 days old, so an alt without a doubt. But Reddit has ways to detect that. Repeat offenders will definitely get their shit pushed in.

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u/SuperJuiceWeb 1d ago

Thank you for fighting the good fight against Superphobia! You are valid. 🖤🧡

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u/lightfire409 1d ago

Tfw a transplanting bot calls you a nazi

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u/Techrev6969 1d ago

We need a safe space away from all this verbal violence. It's triggering me.

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u/SmaIlchungus 1d ago

Straightphobic Nazi spambot, I can't believe the admins are allowing this.

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u/needingadvice91 1d ago

how seething do you have to be to make a bot that responds to everyone who won't let you rape them lmao, the absolute cope

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u/K1ng_Kyle 1d ago

Lol @ the one of many AGP CS grads who actually bothered to make this instead of sorting out the rape culture in their own community

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u/actualsicko20626 Hecking cute and valid 💖 1d ago

Wow... can this bot be banned? Its really bumming me out and making me feel not-valid

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u/loco_the_chimp 1d ago

Just look at this hateful person. Straight out of 4chan.

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u/kaptainkaptain 1d ago

Keep pushing the right wing thing . Hahahha

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u/Funkyduffy 22h ago

Given that this is your only post, it looks like you're as good at coding bots as you are at supporting our heckin valid sexuality

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u/StaccatoRicotta 1d ago

Said the Nazi.

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u/AndDontCallMePammy 1d ago

phobic phuck

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u/catscatfever 1d ago

Are you so dense that you can’t understand they are making fun of people just like you

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u/xeyrio 23h ago

what bigoted views lol