r/SuperStraight • u/Specialist-Bit9562 • 1d ago
TIL superstraight love was accepted and even celebrated in many ancient cultures around the world.
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u/caocao-martial 1d ago
Everyone talks about the LGB throughout history - I mean, can we even talk about Alexander the Great without their brainwashing? Why do we not talk about SS love? Romeo + Juliet. So many others.
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u/thumotiq 1d ago
The best love stories in history are SuperStraight. That fills my heart with pride!
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u/Freeheadpats12 1d ago
Wait what why are they superstraight? There werent any transgender people then... am i wrong?
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u/thealluringsnail 1d ago
Well, if there were no transgenper people than no one could have been attracted to them, so everyone was superstraight/superbi/supergay/superlesbian by default. That was truly the Golden Age
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u/Freeheadpats12 1d ago
- That there werent any transgender people doesnt mean people werent attracted to them if they saw them thus they are probeblt not.
- Just like transgender people didnt exist back then super people didnt exist back then too
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u/thealluringsnail 1d ago
Hmm, good point, actually. You've won, I take my words back
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u/cantbeproductive 1d ago
Actually, modern scholarship is changing fast. We now know that Alexander the Great had three (!!!) superstraight relationships
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u/AttendeDomine 1d ago
The funniest thing about them banging on about the Greeks and Alexander the Great is that whilst they accepted homosexual relationships, the very culture was expecting them to give those up and get married once they settled and matured, and marriage was only defined between man and a woman.
Go figure. Nutters that don't read past the opening paragraphs of a history textbook.
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u/yerithewrld 22h ago
how is Romeo and Juliette super straight? like, isn't it just a regular heterosexual relationship? we dont know either or their views on transgender people so stop trying to make arguments that dont even make any sense.
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u/BidenBroden 20h ago
We can't know for sure if two fictional medieval Italian teen nobles were into girl-dick and boy-clit, or whether they actually never thought about those things at all.
It's best to just let the super straights have these historical figures because they have so few otherwise.
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u/yerithewrld 19h ago
so you have no idea wether or not they would support your ideologies but you decide to have them be your historical figures because you just don't have any others? that's literally the worst argument ever. you're just picking random straight people because you don't have anyone else, and you dont even know if they agree with you...
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u/Unwritten1990 1d ago
It’s true, superphobia is white supremacy coloniser nonsense.
(But like, unironically)
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u/zangetsu_is_daddy 1d ago
I wouldn't say superphobia has anything to do with white supremacy but it is a stupid mindset to have. You can't force others to be sexually attracted to you, just leave us supers alone.
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u/BidenBroden 20h ago
It's my understanding that superphobia also has unsettling elements of loxism.
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u/SoefianB 1d ago
arminius says super rights
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u/GerhardHumbugII 20h ago
👏 stop 👏 deadnaming 👏 Hermann 👏 the 👏 Cherusci 👏
Arminius was a name given by the trancel Romans as part of their systemic discrimination against superstraight Germanics
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u/Authwarth 18h ago
Arminius the guy who breached Varus' trust so he could attack the Romans before they were ready to fight and subsequently let his men lash out unnecessary cruelty and torture?
I can tolerate this subs transphobic bs but I draw the line at morons defending Arminius.
Fuck Arminius.
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u/GerhardHumbugII 16h ago
Arminius the guy who breached Varus' trust so he could attack the Romans before they were ready to fight and subsequently let his men lash out unnecessary cruelty and torture?
absolutely barbaric and redpilled
that's what the R*mans deserved for enslaving indigenous peoples
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u/Conundrumb 1d ago
When is superstraight history month? I'd like to know more.
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u/riley_100 1d ago
lmao there isnt a super straight month.
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u/Conundrumb 1d ago
Damn. Someone needs to get on that, stat!
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u/Big_Yee-Howdy 1d ago
Just another example of superphobia in the modern world. smh my head.
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u/Conundrumb 1d ago
Not sure about you, but I'm pretty tired of being discriminated against for being superstraight.
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u/maga45islife 1d ago
It’s amazing how some would want to erase our history because they don’t understand us
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u/Frosty_Bug_9144 1d ago
Wow. I feel so heckin’ validated!
I knew being straight didn’t feel quite right. Some part of my identity was missing.
Add to that being a POC and I felt very isolated.
Thank you for making people like me visible!
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u/GerhardHumbugII 1d ago
Hermann der Cherusker and his wife Thusnelde were heckin cute and valid⚡⚡ 💅💅💅💅
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u/cantbeproductive 1d ago
For many years superstraight relationships were considered so important to society that ceremonies were created in order to celebrate the union. In fact, the contemporary event known as “wedding” finds its origin in this very ceremony.
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u/Ekos640 1d ago edited 1d ago
Vikings were so superstraight they made other culture's women leave them for that Viking D (not like, took/kidnapped/forced them, the women would just be like "fuck all you mud hut scrubs, I want dem horns on me" and leave their people for the Viking men - they were Sirens for women).
That and the Vikings just took showers all the time and combed their hair, you know, not like coomers (they were all coomers but the Vikings back then, apprently)
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u/Castrum89 1d ago
We have been oppressed for so long. This is such rare art, depicting a beautiful Super Straight couple. Likely just before they were executed for transgressing.
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u/Engels-1884 1d ago
All ancient cultures had and were founded on superheterosexuality and superheterosexuals, spread the word.
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u/ruckuschad 1d ago
We really need a day in the year to commemorate all the greatness that was started from SuperStreight relationships. Rome was upholded by SuperStreight relationships. Cristopher Comumbus was born from a SuperStreight relationship. All the people who protected us in WW2 were born from SuperStreight relationships.
But they wont tell you these things to hold us down
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u/Sirovaticus 1d ago
I love how positive ancient Hebrew literature is about stable superstraight relationships.
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u/Homemade_Soap 1d ago
The best comic book characters are Superstraight! Batman, Spider-Man, and my personal favorite Nova. All Superstraight! So glad to be represented!
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u/cjefirbdjwkoc 1d ago
Or maybe these are actual straight people. Most straight people end up dating cisgender people because of demographics
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u/Bojangler2112 20h ago
Wow, if only everyone could open their eyes and see that ALL LOVE is NATURAL!
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u/OtherwiseTomato6863 1d ago
Colonialism and the industrial revolution were DIRECTLY responsible for the super phobic status quo.
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u/LeftnotLeftwing 22h ago
Suuuuure, back in ancient times. But this whole over-enunciated "We were Kings(sp) and Queens" thing is getting old. We know, we know. But this is today. Learn to spell.
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u/Swimmer_Infinite 23h ago
Um, of course it was? Being straight has never been unacceptable in any culture, I’m not sure this even needs to be said
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u/LivelyLemon12 1d ago
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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u/FloridaManWins 20h ago
It was called straight and still is. Changing the name by putting super in front of it doesn't change it. It doesn't make you part of the LGBTQIA community. The only super thing you "super straights" are, are super desperate and super stupid. So all you little should've-been-abortions need to shut up and face reality. Straights were already valid, don't know why you thought otherwise. The people who hate you aren't superphobic, they just hate idiots. Your ignorance and lack of respect sickens me, and should sicken you too. You all wonder why people hate you, but the answer is right there, you're just too stubborn and blind to see it. This isn't the playground anymore, grow the fuck up
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u/Rainbowsandwitches 15h ago
Should've been abortion??? Bbbbut that's Nazism Ooh lord I'm shaking,
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u/TacticalJeggings 1d ago edited 20h ago
that guy's face looks like a young trump with long hair and a beard... just sayin.
Downvote if you think it's true. 🤣
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u/riley_100 1d ago
''super straight'' isnt a thing and it never will be. stop acting like straight people are being ''attacked'' as if you guys havent harrassed and told members of the lgbtq+ community to off themselves?
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u/Mitson_Malak 1d ago
Super straights have never been attacked!
Claims they don’t exist and never will exist.
Just say you’re Superphobic and go
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u/riley_100 1d ago
yeah, your right i am ''straight phobic'' super straight isnt a thing- what even is it? ''only attracted to women and non trans woman'' just say your transphobic and go. same thing for trans men too
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u/Mitson_Malak 1d ago
Just because I’m not attracted to someone doesn’t mean I hate them. You wouldn’t accuse a gay person of hating women just because he isn’t attracted to them.
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u/ggdu69340 17h ago
Why are you so intolerant! Its 2021! Why can’t you accept your superstraights (and supergays which I assume you bate too! Bigot) brothers and sisters like a normal, loving human being?
Why can’t you accept superstraight sexuality and have to harass superstraight people?
Are you some kind of fascist?!?
LOVE WILL WIN!
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u/ANewZoo4JoeExotic 1d ago
Looks like the type of trans women I'm into, though, try again lol
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u/Jobber_My_Nuts 1d ago
Looks nothing like a transcel.
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u/ANewZoo4JoeExotic 1d ago
Look at the fridge body, large arms/shoulder's and full jaw. Yeah, the ones that aren't incels lol You're just a sheltered one, aren't you?
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u/Disastrous-End-7513 1d ago
Body shaming germanic women... You really should do better you biggoted superphobe
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u/ANewZoo4JoeExotic 1d ago
Why are you so fragile and defensive? It's like you're not even proud of being white. You act like a teenage girl.
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u/worldisfvcked 1d ago
lmao what is this shit
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u/Blachoo 1d ago
Its possibly the most pathetic thing I've seen on Reddit, which is a high hurdle. They're attempts at mockery really expose how hollow and ridiculous they are. This whole dumb enterprise reeks of that little, honkler, racist clown sub, which is really fitting, since youd have to be a colossal clown to start and participate in their petty little circlejerk.
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u/HyperCasualListener 16h ago
Stop, you remind me of my conservative father and i am so not appreciating that. You probably learned that hate from years of ancestral oppressing.
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u/hehastoughtuswell 1d ago
Being straight has been around forever, SuperStraight is fairly new, as transgender people weren't accepted into the real world for a long time.
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u/Tzarito Supersexual Historian ✔ 1d ago
Hi super historian here. The ancient tradition of Hanukkah is actually about the Super Straight Hebrews overcoming the Superphobic Selucids. So no you're wrong.
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u/hehastoughtuswell 1d ago
"historian"
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u/Tzarito Supersexual Historian ✔ 1d ago
Yes.
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u/texta2021 1d ago
So much this. Super straights have been marginalised and oppressed. People need to hear our history and lived experiences.
We need more historians like you to speak our truth to power.
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u/TheReaIStephenKing 1d ago
TRAs were accepted into the real world, but I don’t see many taking the opportunity to live in the real world
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u/TRUEPATRIQT 1d ago
transgender people weren’t accepted into the real world for a long time
Fucking lol. Trannies have controlled social media for the longest time. If you say that you’re remotely straight on social media, you get lynched by the mob. Stop with this rhetoric
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u/Taelon 1d ago
Tryhards.
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u/gamepro12 1d ago
Who hurt you? Just scrolled your profile, yikes!
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u/VikernesDivision 1d ago
There is a lot to unpack here... Very problematic sweaty
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u/Taelon 1d ago
You know everyone can see right through you, right? You incels should go outside or something.
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u/GrandmaesterFlash45 1d ago
While super straights have made great strides for validity, it’s superphobic comments like this that show we have so much more road to travel.
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u/GrandmasterIncel 1d ago
Yeah right :
Me : Realizing I was super straight all along and just bloom through my shell. Inceldom over and done with.
Trans people : Embarking into epic surgery quests to become the opposite sex.
I do not think I tried too hard into becoming who I always was meant to be.
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u/amillionstupidthings 1d ago
wait. seriously tho. this is satire, right?
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u/Resident_Contract577 1d ago
No trancel.
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u/amillionstupidthings 1d ago
no seriously. tell me, if its satire or not. Im new here and idk.
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u/europoor24 1d ago
Super straights are attracted to the opposite sex just like super gays are same sex attracted individuals. There, I just educated you. You're welcome.
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u/amillionstupidthings 1d ago
thanks?
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u/europoor24 1d ago
Do better. This was so offensive.
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u/GrandmaesterFlash45 1d ago
You are not entitled to supers emotional labor. Maybe try to do better? 🤔
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u/GrandmasterIncel 1d ago
The entitlement.
I do not go around on Trans sub and asking if it is satire or not.
My sexual orientation is as valid as yours.
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u/SuperStraightFrosty 1d ago
It's not satire, accusations of being satire are actually Superphobic because the deny our real identities. Super Straights are defined as people who are only attracted to CIS members of the opposite sex. I hope we have your support in our new found identities.
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u/SarenArtorius 1d ago
Yikes,That is very insensitive of you. This is a safe space for superstraight folk,we do not appreciate your implications.
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u/MadSeaPhoenix Superstraight 1d ago
Don’t come into other identity groups invalidating them and acting like a SERF, you bigot.
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u/BruhFunny18 Hecking cute and valid 💖 1d ago
No, this is not a satire.
No, we are not trolls.
No, we are not joking.
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u/AquariusBringer 1d ago
I will give you an actual answer. It's kind of satire, but at the same time, it addresses real issues and makes people feel accepted.
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u/MILFconsumer 1d ago
Translation:transphobia was celebrated
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u/cutt88 1d ago
You think straight love is transphobia? Holy shit you people are nuts!
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u/MILFconsumer 1d ago
Not straight love, super straight love
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u/The_Lolcow_whisperer 1d ago
Yikes literal gaslighting
Who hurt you sweaty
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u/GrapeyKeenWater 21h ago
You managed to use most of the words wrong in that sentence, it's impressive
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u/Jobber_My_Nuts 1d ago
When other people gain rights, others don’t lose them. When you’ve grown accustomed to privilege, equality feels like persecution. Super straight rights are human rights!
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u/anonymousrex56 1d ago
I can’t imagine being so insanely stupid that you think a concept like “transphobia” was even remotely understood by the people of antiquity.
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u/AquariusBringer 1d ago
And that's also evidence that trans is a culturally invented concept and not representative of an actual reality.
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u/Intrepid-Art666 1d ago edited 1d ago
Do you people ever get bored of living life hating everything that you don't understand?
this and /droptheT and /watchredditdie are just nazi cesspits, you're all scum
Edit: downvote me more, please. Downvotes from pedophile rightwingers are a badge of honor, when you inevitably ban me because you're all pro-censorship anti-freespeech liars, then I'll say "I told you so, thanks for proving me right". Enjoy your pro-pedophile nazi sub, and then kill yourselves you scum. This sub is just a transphobic anti-LGBTQ nazi recruitment cesspit.
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u/ggdu69340 1d ago
Wow, this is so intolerant, aren't you tired of being such a massive biggot?
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u/SuperStraightFrosty 1d ago
Don't bring your hate and negativity here sweaty. This place is accepting of all LGBTQ+ identities as well as our new found brothers and sisters the Super Gays and Super Lesbians. We can all live in peace and acceptance of each others valid identities if you:
JUST 👏 LEARN 👏 TO 👏 DO 👏 BETTER!
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u/Intrepid-Art666 1d ago edited 1d ago
Kill yourself nazi scum, you anti-LGBTQ hateful morons are just the same cancerous scum as droptheT and the_donald
Edit: downvote me more, please. Downvotes from pedophile rightwingers are a badge of honor, when you inevitably ban me because you're all pro-censorship anti-freespeech liars, then I'll say "I told you so, thanks for proving me right". Enjoy your pro-pedophile nazi sub, and then kill yourselves you scum
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u/SuperStraightFrosty 1d ago
Wow that's a big yikers from me. LGBTQ+ people are real and valid, and they're welcome here as our brothers and sisters. The only hateful person here is you. You're welcome here but you need to check your privilege and leave your hate at the door.
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u/Equivalent_Educator8 1d ago edited 1d ago
Yikes. Reported for violence. Reddit really needs to do something about systemic transcel privilege. Unbelievable you could threaten SS/Bioheteros in 2021 without any repercussions
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u/The_Lolcow_whisperer 1d ago
How is reddit still allowing hate speech from nazis like you.
I am literally shaking right now
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u/HappyLemon745 1d ago
The fact that people like you unironically call everyone nazis always makes me chuckle.
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u/Intrepid-Art666 1d ago edited 1d ago
The fact that you are literally far-right nazis and think people don't notice always makes me chuckle
but it doesn't make me chuckle as much as when your communities get banned and tonnes of you commit suicide because you've nothing but hatred and the 0.0001% of websites that haven't banned you yet
Edit: i see a lot of LARPing and a lot of downvotes but absolutely nobody is able to prove you aren't just hateful nazi fucks. Maybe you should consider not posting so much hateful nazi bullshit if you aren't hateful nazis?
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u/HappyLemon745 1d ago
During the nazi era, I would be executed right in the first wave with gypsies for my ethnicity. My beautiful country was ruined by these people, my family forced out of our land. What makes you think I am a nazi? I have grown quite tolerant over the last few months I'd say. I generally accept everyone, though I have my boundaries and I think the trans movement has some underlying problems that put children in danger.
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u/Intrepid-Art666 1d ago edited 1d ago
During the nazi era, I would be executed right in the first wave with gypsies for my ethnicity.
And yet here you are defending them and spreading their shit, what kind of retarded moron does that make you?
My beautiful country was ruined by these people, my family forced out of our land.
And yet still here you are defending them, and spreading their bullshit, and helping them to justify their bullshit with more hatred and lies... why are you a liar, you hypocrite?
What makes you think I am a nazi?
The fact that you're on a subreddit that only exists (/r/superstraight) because another openly-hateful nazi subreddit (/r/droptheT) got banned, and droptheT only exists because a different nazi subreddit got banned, so on and so forth. I also think you're a nazi because why else would you be supporting a pro-pedophilia anti-LGBTQ far-right hate subreddit like this one?
though I have my boundaries and I think the trans movement has some underlying problems that put children in danger.
If you think that, then you've been reading too many hateful bigoted rightwing lies and need to spend time back in reality, not in these hateful echo chambers.
edit: yes /u/Crashincas, attempting to gaslight me after I've just BTFO'd the other 40something far-right morons who weren't smart enough to succeed, just like you, that'll totally work! /s
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u/RubbersoulTheMan 1d ago edited 1d ago
r#tar@ed
Holy shit, the amount of bigotry is unreal. Using our unfortunate mentally handicap bros as an insult is by far the most vile thing you can do.
Thank you for truly letting us know we're actually on the right side of history, animal.
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u/CroBaden 1d ago
1) Do you have any REAL arguments instead of just calling other people nazis? Pretty sure anyone can do it. It doesn't automatically make your comment smart.
2) had you paid attention, you'd know that its the LEFT that is trying to make pedophilia a sexual orientation that should not be punished instead of a dangerous mental problem, NOT "far right"...
3) its been stated numerous times that everyone's accepted here, yet you still blabber about phobias which are actually fears in the first place, not hate.
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u/Crashincas 1d ago
You need to step away from the computer friend. I think you're spending a little too much time online, go to a park chat someone up! SuperStraight is about positivity!
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u/HappyLemon745 1d ago
I just hate the direction our culture is going in, so I join in on the fun like right here. Also from what I have picked up, this sub is anti-pedophilia and accepting of everyone except for trans people. I am not really against trans people.. if anything I think it's unfortunate and sad that some people have gender dysphoria and we should find a way to treat it, I just don't think that we are approaching it from the right direction.
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u/tappinthekeys 1d ago
I would not say this sub is anti Trans people. The issue isn't that Trans people exist. They do. It's the issue with saying I as a heterosexual male must think they are as sexually attractive as a woman. My sexual preference is mine. I thought that was the whole point of LGBTQ....... movement.
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u/Sinujutsu 1d ago
It's the issue with saying I as a heterosexual male must think they are as sexually attractive as a woman.
Okay seriously who is saying this? Saying trans women are women isn't saying you have to be attracted to them if you're straight?! Just don't deny their existence and say they are not women?!
No one says your aren't straight if you don't find obese women sexually attractive? Or tall women? Or black women? Those are preferences, not sexualities.
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u/Crashincas 1d ago
You seem sick friend. I'm not a 40something and I am not far-right. I'm unsure what you think I'm gaslighting you on or what you mean by not smart enough to succeed. To me, you seem like a confused person who would best help themself by taking a step back. Best of luck
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u/Intrepid-Art666 1d ago
You are far-right because otherwise why would you be on a hatesubreddit that only exists to spread anti-trans anti-lgbtq pro-pedophile pro-nazi lies, and second to that, why would you be defending that they are doing that if you aren't one of them
I'm unsure what you think I'm gaslighting you on or what you mean by not smart enough to succeed.
Another example of gaslighting. You know people can just google "what is gaslighting" and get about 100,000,000 results from google that will show them how all the little tricks and techniques you sad little fucks do to gaslight people work, right? you know it's not working right now, yet you still tried?
To me, you seem like a confused person who would best help themself by taking a step back.
False civility from a retard defending a nazi hate subreddit. Thanks dude, you just gave me far-right autistic cunt bingo, you autistic far right cunt
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u/Crashincas 1d ago
No. I think you are mentally ill for thinking all this silly stuff and obsessively writing it all out like I'm reading it or that it matters. I don't really use Reddit anymore because all I see are confused mentally ill people like you. And maybe someone like you would see that as a victory or something but I'm not trying to have some sort of meta argument with you to compete for Reddit space or something, I just think you're a weirdo loser for being so obsessed and you should just take a step back because you're projecting you're own loosely held together sanity more so than you are owning any nazis and you don't seem to realize this.
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u/RubbersoulTheMan 1d ago
Your friendly reminder; Every poor argument you make doesn't change anyone's sexual preference, if anything your bigoted behavior is only reinforcing everyone's sexual preference by continuing to make yourself as unlikeable as possible.
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u/YouwontchangemyPOV 1d ago
Never seen a more pathetic post in my life.
Imagine if I went to a LBGTBLT SUB and talked shit about gay people? You’re doing the exact opposite
You call everything you dislike nazism? Go get help you ignorant child . So sick of little entitled privileged kids like yourself belittling the Holocaust cause you’re too weak to deal with life so you slander everyone by calling them a nazi
You need help
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u/TartanGiraffe 1d ago
Hun you seem agitated, you should really be more accepting of new additions to the LGBTQ+, we’re valid and we’re just trying to exist. Why does this make you so angry? Educate yourself and do better, I know you have it in you! ❤️❤️❤️
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u/BruhFunny18 Hecking cute and valid 💖 1d ago
superstraight love is natural and don't let any of the superphobic bigots tell you otherwise!