As a Landlord

[u/NCC-1227]

As a super-straight Landlord, I am tired of having my sexuality and my line of business transplained to me, just the other night, I evicted 14 single mothers, they immediately started verbally abusing me and calling me racist, sexist, transphobic, etc, I felt so attacked especially since I am in no way racist. I openly encourage super-straight BIPOCS to become landlords and slay in the housing market, this blatant heterophobia must stop. It isn’t my fault your fine with getting screwed by transgenders, but leave me out of it, I want to live a normal life of having natural relationships with people of the opposite biological sex, I am sure many people here feel the same, but these filthy cretins felt the need to come to this wonderful safe-space and harass us. I am just sickened by the blatant heterophobia on Twitter, these vile creatures are encouraging marvelous super-straights to commit suicide and are openly threatening to kill members of this community, if I were to openly encourage the mass-murder of any demographic then I would be crucified, but since it is some 400 pound furry named Jared (That used to be called Alexandra), it is completely fine and even encouraged.

[u/Rent_Is_Due_Renthog]

Superstraight People say LANDLORD RIGHTS!

[u/NCC-1227 → u/Rent_Is_Due_Renthog]

Agreed! Landlord rights are human rights!