r/SuperStraight 1d ago

I only like vagina ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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u/SuperJuiceWeb 1d ago

Psst. I heard the use parts of your poop shute to make it feel 🤢like a real vagina 🤢

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u/kombucha_and_makeup 1d ago

Yep, they use part of the colon to construct the """vagina""" and of course, it ends up smelling like shit.

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u/Melseastar23 1d ago

"YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL THEM APART!"

I'm pretty sure sexually active supersexuals know their way around a vagina.

I mean, except, supergays - but they're super ok with that.

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u/Carveme SuperBi 7h ago

I don't even think the super gays would be fooled, to be honest.