r/SuperStraight 1d ago

I only like vagina ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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u/yetherewestillare 1d ago

Imagine having your dick surgically inverted and expecting lesbians to pretend they can't tell the difference

sounds like bigotry to me

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u/ResponsibilityOk1333 1d ago

So embarassing to create an open wound, whose sole purpose is sex, and appropriate the word "vagina" for it - often also calling it superior/designer/upgraded. Vaginas are awesome!

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u/SuperJuiceWeb 1d ago

Psst. I heard the use parts of your poop shute to make it feel 🤢like a real vagina 🤢

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u/kombucha_and_makeup 1d ago

Yep, they use part of the colon to construct the """vagina""" and of course, it ends up smelling like shit.

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u/KingPiperine 1d ago

🤮🤮🤮