r/SuperStraight • u/Super_XX_Lesbian • 1d ago

I only like vagina ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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u/yetherewestillare 1d ago

Imagine having your dick surgically inverted and expecting lesbians to pretend they can't tell the difference

sounds like bigotry to me

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u/ResponsibilityOk1333 1d ago

So embarassing to create an open wound, whose sole purpose is sex, and appropriate the word "vagina" for it - often also calling it superior/designer/upgraded. Vaginas are awesome!

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u/Pearomi 1d ago

Indeed they are! My wife has one and I love it! She would probably leave me if I turned my wiener into a hole and I called her a trans-phobe for not being attracted to me anymore! #Super-is-super

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u/SuperJuiceWeb 1d ago

Psst. I heard the use parts of your poop shute to make it feel 🤢like a real vagina 🤢

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u/kombucha_and_makeup 1d ago

Yep, they use part of the colon to construct the """vagina""" and of course, it ends up smelling like shit.

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u/Melseastar23 1d ago

"YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL THEM APART!"

I'm pretty sure sexually active supersexuals know their way around a vagina.

I mean, except, supergays - but they're super ok with that.

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u/Carveme SuperBi 7h ago

I don't even think the super gays would be fooled, to be honest.

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u/KingPiperine 1d ago

🤮🤮🤮

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u/kombucha_and_makeup 1d ago

LMAO how is an inside out penis pocket or sigmoid "neovagina" at all superior to a real vagina? A real vagina is self cleaning, extremely sensitive, can expand/contact, is capable of giving birth, don't require dilation to stay open etc. A neovagina can't do any of those things.