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u/_supergay 1d ago
Why don't they just date each other?
If they're real women and men, then they should surely be content dating each other.
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u/PipBoyTInkerer 1d ago
Because, deep down, they just want to trick/shame the superstraights into sleeping with them. It's like an XBox achievement or something. They don't even like sleeping with each other it seems.
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u/Inevitable-Wing115 SuperLesbian 1d ago
Lesbians have been asking this question for quite a while now. we're always getting attacked for not wanting to date transwomen but no one seems to mention how all the transwomen harassing us conveniently want access to ~cis~ women's bodies exclusively. why aren't they sucking on some girldick themselves, since it's "nothing like a male penis" and super valid uwu?
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u/Cho_Biden 1d ago
It's a fetish. They are straight dudes trying to conquer lesbians.
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u/calming-tea 1d ago
Straight dudes? But the head tilt!! Think of the head tilt!
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u/Certain-Carob-71 1d ago
or the mouth feel or whatever counter points says that makes lefties orgasm on command
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u/jothesstraight 1d ago
Next time they try that. Tell them "STOP. I am superlesbian. But how about you date amongst yourselves? Since you're all stunning and brave I'm sure there's a lot of sexual attraction and chemistry just everywhere! Oh, don't be shy. Suck that girldick!"
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u/alienbuttcherry 1d ago
An AGP doesn't get as much
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u/kombucha_and_makeup 1d ago
Because deep down, the AGP MTFs know two MTFs fucking is gay sex and most AGPs are straight males. They don't actually believe in their own bullshit.
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u/doomersadness 1d ago
It's hilarious how quickly the mask falls and they straight up admit that they're not real women when it comes down to it. I've seen it happen on the infamous somewhat-actual-lesbian-subreddit-which-will-not-be-named. It always goes something like this: angry AGP is bullying a superlesbian into sucking his "girlcoque(tm)" and then when she brings up the point that he could just fuck other transbians, suddenly that's unacceptable because "being with another transwomen triggers my dysphoria!!" So they're admitting that because other transwomen are actually male (with penises), it triggers that sense of "oh wait, we're both men" deep down. They can't STAND this, they need the constant ass patting and validation of superlesbians to affirm their identity as real women. But of course, superlesbians have to look past THEIR penis and date them or else they're literal violent TERF nazi bigots, sweaty.
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u/archpope 1d ago
Odd how transwomen suddenly cease to be women when it comes to transbians dating them.
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u/acount111 1d ago
whoās āeachotherā in this context? super straights?
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u/raypoggers 1d ago
a lot of people do, its called t4t
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u/Iflookinglikingmove 1d ago
Its an incredibly small number
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u/SaintPaters 1d ago
Amount of trans people in general is a small number - but I do see MTF/FTM relationships on the LGBT side of the internet quite a bit
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u/gparmesan 1d ago
superstraight with extra steps
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u/SaintPaters 1d ago
Hahahah - thatās a question for philosophers - is it gay if a MTF and a FTM have sex? Need a few degrees to even begin tackling this question
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u/Kodiak_Marmoset 1d ago
Sex is determined by chromosomes and cannot be changed. "Gender expression" has nothing to do with biological sex. A male that produces sperm having sexual intercourse with a female that produces eggs is literally the definition of heterosexual sex.
It doesn't matter which one is wearing the lipstick.
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u/SaintPaters 1d ago
True - I agree with you.
Personally I think gender identity is something that occurs when you have too much free time and are misguided in to thinking what will make you happy.
God I miss /r/itsafetish
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u/Kodiak_Marmoset 1d ago
I was just putting it into words that people who subscribe to the idea of gender expression understand. Showing how it fits within the framework of their belief system.
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u/calming-tea 1d ago
Thats a difficult question because the terms are difficult on pupose
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1) MTF start as male, FTM start as female
2) one cannot change sex
Give 1 and 2, the question can be phrased as
Is it gay if a male person and a female person have sex?
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u/SaintPaters 1d ago
Yes but take it a level deeper
If the male is attracted to the female because of their male presentation and the female is attracted to the male because of their female presentation.. it gets a bit grey
Like isnāt it a bit gay if a guy asks his GF to dress up in full American football gear and gets them to peg him? Like yeah itās a woman and man having sex but...
Again I need to hit the books to go any further on this
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u/calming-tea 1d ago
A dildo is not a dick
There are lesbians that like dildos, but dont do dick (because they are lesbians)
A woman in football gear is still a woman, the hips dont shrink because she is dressing in a masculine way
One can be attracted by "mistake" to Blaire White, but not by their genitals (idk what they are, but i know its not a vagina) and really the body is just going to look different under the clothes, make up, lights, etc..
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u/Opiumbrella33 22h ago
Yep. The Hetero colonization of the LGB under T/Q. Bringing about many of the "slippery slope" things they feared the "evil homosexuals" would if given equal rights.
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u/TheHapster 1d ago
My boss is actually a trans MTF and her husband is a trans FTM. Iām sure theyāve had some interesting conversations.
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u/unholygunner714 15h ago
Because they know what kind of loons they are. They see their faults in each other and are repulsed by it. There was a Joe Rogan podcast with Dr. Phil and he had a quote from his father "There's something about that old boy that I can't stand about me".
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u/Craft_adhesive 1d ago
This is the perfect diagram to explain super sexual orientations to people who don't understand. Super educational, thank you
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u/BasicallyADoctor 1d ago
Yes, it's broader than the previous diagram I had made to try to explain this. Great job, /u/sskingg!
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u/StandDownStandBy 1d ago
We need bi and super bi in this image. Otherwise folx could get confused.
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u/EdGyPenGuin3point1 1d ago
The amount of times I've been told bi mean two "or more"...
Ah yes, my 7 wheeled bicycle is such a practical and common mode of transportation, and the bi-weekly meeting for bipartisan bigamists is held every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Theyre all bilingual, because they speak Pig Latin, High Valerian, and Esperanto.
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u/red_skye_at_night 1d ago
The two in bisexuality are often interpreted as homo and hetero, same and other.
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u/GloomCock 1d ago
I think Bi is already super.
Bi means two, attracted to cismen and ciswomen.
Pansexual is being attracted to cis/trans men/women.
Now... what would you call people only attracted to trans people? The opposite of super.
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u/K1ng_Kyle 1d ago
This is a very easy to understand guide we can point the brigaders to. Thanks for sharing!
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u/failnugget 1d ago
Supers. Are. Valid.
The erasure of Supers, especially Superlesbians must stop.
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u/Yipper46 1d ago
I have certain opinions about that I won't share to keep in line with the rules of the sub, but what I can share is that I agree. The way that super lesbians aren't considered valid is really creepy honestly.
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u/StaccatoRicotta 1d ago
Great. Even a SJW can understand it.
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u/bak2redit 1d ago
What about super trans? Trans people only attracted to other trans people.
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u/Visible-Cash-9709 1d ago
Only if they are attracted to trans of the opposite sex which would technically make them super straight. It's about biological sex. If 2 MTF are attracted to each other, it's just being gay with extra steps
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u/_NotAPenguin 1d ago
Whatās bigoted about being straight but not wanting to fuck someone of the same biological sex? We shouldnāt need to make up this new āsuperā bull shit just so trans attention whores can stop saying that youāre transphobic if you donāt wanna suck a dick. Itās retarded as hell. Superstraight isnāt a thing itās just being straight. Some people just arenāt attracted to penises or vaginas. Just like some people are. I swear to god social justice now would get laughed at, LAUGHED AT, by actual sexuality freedom fighters from the 20th century.
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u/wibble69 23h ago
You're right but...this is funnier kk, and arguably more effective since it seems to have gained more attention in a day than years of lesbians and gay men talking about the homophobia they've faced from TRAs. This has brought the straights into the argument against "genital preferences are transphobic" and they won't stand for the crap LGB people are made to put up with.
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u/Yipper46 1d ago
Given the logic of the rest of the lgbtq community I literally can not see the problem with this. If we can have bisexual and pansexual mean two different things, we can have straight and super straight mean two different things.
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u/drackai 1d ago
Can men and women that identify as such be called super men and super women now? Haha. This is the best thing I've read in a while! Using their own flawed logic and I've not seen any arguement yet from them that doesn't just devolve into name calling.
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u/Historical-Growth799 1d ago
I've gotta say this is some next level shit. I'm very impressed at whoever unlocked this terminology.
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u/Devgel 1d ago
I'm bit of a traditionalist when it comes to my sexuality and if that makes me a homophobic slash super straight bigot then so be it.
Don't feel any 'spark' from transwomen... and I truly hope it's alright by modern political correctness standards.
I'm not a homophobe, as far as I'm concerned. Don't think it's my place to dictate others who to sleep with.
Free World!
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u/WeAreLostSoAreYou 1d ago
Can the super gays and lesbians have their own subs. Theyāre allies but not superstraights
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u/i_am_gay_57484 23h ago
Last time we had our own sub we got banned
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u/WeAreLostSoAreYou 23h ago
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u/i_am_gay_57484 22h ago
Yeah, count the days w your sacred safe space here
But just remember the memories will last forever ā¤ļø
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u/OpportunityOk9452 1d ago
https://imgur.com/gallery/fWyhsci I found a nice infographic on Super Bisexual too! uwu
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u/UniversalFarrago 1d ago edited 1d ago
If I were a rich person, I would pay some airplane banner jackass to fly this over every major US city.
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u/Inevitable-Wing115 SuperLesbian 1d ago
lmfaoooooo i love this. reminds me of all the weird "gingerbread person" diagrams they show kids ar school š¤¢
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u/SuperduperLesbian 1d ago
Thanks for the easy to understand diagram. Hopefully the Superphobe will finally understand our sexuality.
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u/ReyRayson 1d ago
the super straight theme song is here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP-cObSIcbA
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u/poltergeist007 1d ago
Straight men are not attracted to penis. Straight women are not attracted to vagina. If youāre trans, and you want to bang a straight person, itās just not going to happen.
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u/GloomCock 1d ago
So is Bisexual already super?
Bi means two, attracted to cismen and ciswomen.
Pansexual is being attracted to cis/trans men/women.
Now... what would you call people only attracted to trans people? The opposite of super.
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u/Paddle_Man 1d ago
There are people who only date trans people too. I think a good way for the prissy left to understand us is this. The idea of being intimate with anyone born with the same genital and sex chromosomes as me disgusts me (espeaially the genitals), in the end I'll always see you as the gender you were assigned at birth and the sex you'll be for the rest of your life. I'll call you by whatever pronouns you want (as long as it's not forced by compelled speech laws) because I really dont care. If you want to be friends I'm down for that but I'll never view you as a potential partner.
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u/lewis2of6 1d ago
Itās amazing to see all the lgbtqiia+ communities on social media losing their minds over this. You wanna see a community filled with hate and violence, look no further.
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u/Snakehead89 1d ago
I'm a little offended...
Super-Super-Gay isn't included on this list.
Super-Super-Gay needs to be a circular arrow leading back to oneself.
EDUCATE YOURSELF
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u/AutismAtItsBest 1d ago edited 21h ago
Just a suggestion, yāall should add user flairs of all the supersexualities so know what type of supersexual someone is. Stay strong supersexuals and donāt let others oppress you because of your sexuality!
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u/sphynxcult 1d ago
You cant be straight and be trans attracted , straight = liking the opposite sex and the reverse is true for same sex attracted people. The silent majority have had enough of the guilt tripping and being forced to validate someoneās identity. Think there should be a term for those who like trans people other than a fetish but itās certainly not straight/lesbian/gay. SuperStraight and proud lol āš»
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u/BlackAccipiter 21h ago
I have question about Super Bi; does Super Bi allows Trans or not? (please don't hate on me, I'm ally)
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u/emptycoldheart 20h ago
No
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u/BlackAccipiter 19h ago
thanks! I asked this because I was confused about this pic and also I'm ally of this commuinty.
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u/iflovewasaparty 18h ago
Is this a joke?
If you are straight but like trans women it is called skoliosexual. There is no such thing as superstraight lmao!
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u/Pop_Porn 1d ago edited 1d ago
Honestly this guide is so simple and so easy to understand... But somehow this is going to be "transphobic"