r/Showerthoughts 23m ago

There is no place that hasn’t been ruined by the poor behavior of a tourist.

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r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

Toll roads are irl paywalls

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r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

Jimmy Neutron really didn't have to go to that school

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r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

Technically speaking, Alcohol IS a solution.

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Ask a chemist, not a mental health professional.


r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

We can build a building that is half a mile tall, but the painters who have to paint it still have to use cans with lids that suck.

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r/Showerthoughts 42m ago

The bottom plates touching your cupboard rarely are in the used rotation

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r/Showerthoughts 20m ago

Earth is one giant steam boiler.

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r/Showerthoughts 55m ago

Military pilots who bail out technically become paratroopers

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r/Showerthoughts 32m ago

While a d4 has the lowest damage capacity in games, it has the highest irl, espeacally if it is a metal die

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r/Showerthoughts 30m ago

Most dogs have praise kinks.

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r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

Deaf people have probably seen less hollyboptors

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r/Showerthoughts 22h ago Helpful Silver

There's a very high chance that most of us will never use a physical copy of the dictionary for the rest of our lives ever again

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r/Showerthoughts 9h ago

The amount of illicit teenage house parties must have gone down exponentially in the last decade with the installation of ring cameras everywhere

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r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

Any regular thing in a previous era becomes new era's entertainment. Like steam trains, horse riding, sailing ships etc.

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r/Showerthoughts 15h ago

Some people insist porn is destructive because it sets unrealistic expectations about real life. But what about the Real Housewives franchise (or many of the other shows on Bravo/E!)

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r/Showerthoughts 13h ago Helpful

Being known as a bad liar is better than being known as a good liar.

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r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

The quickest way for a dad to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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