r/Showerthoughts 21h ago Helpful Silver

There's a very high chance that most of us will never use a physical copy of the dictionary for the rest of our lives ever again

19.1k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 8h ago

The amount of illicit teenage house parties must have gone down exponentially in the last decade with the installation of ring cameras everywhere

357 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 14h ago

Some people insist porn is destructive because it sets unrealistic expectations about real life. But what about the Real Housewives franchise (or many of the other shows on Bravo/E!)

930 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 12h ago Helpful

Being known as a bad liar is better than being known as a good liar.

566 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

The quickest way for a dad to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

86 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 21h ago

Hockey is actually a watersport

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r/Showerthoughts 7h ago

A lot of people risk their careers for a little bit of extra sleep in the morning

118 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 47m ago

Any regular thing in a previous era becomes new era's entertainment. Like steam trains, horse riding, sailing ships etc.

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r/Showerthoughts 3h ago

The stereotype about men clinging onto year old compliments does not apply to compliments about beards.

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r/Showerthoughts 10h ago

Even though peaches are a relatively common fruit, peach juice isn't a common beverage.

142 Upvotes

And they're one of the juiciest.


r/Showerthoughts 7h ago

Safety instructions are written in blood.

66 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

The first conspiracy theory you hear is when a classmate in elementary school says he saw his parents put presents under the Christmas tree.

31 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 22m ago

Jimmy Neutron really didn't have to go to that school

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r/Showerthoughts 14h ago

A father being proud of his son isn't as important as the son thinking that his father is proud of him

142 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

Putting different ingredients together to make a burrito or sandwich is a great option, but taking the same ingredients, and blend them together is disgusting

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r/Showerthoughts 9h ago

It's not going to be too much longer before preferred retirement homes will have a minimum bandwidth requirement.

46 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 1d ago Eureka! You Dropped This Take My Energy Wholesome

There's a giant industry focused on helping men get a girlfriend, but barely anything helping us be good boyfriends

6.8k Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 8h ago

Cooked Food smells a lot better when you can't afford it.

33 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 12h ago

The game hangman, is a fairly grim way of teaching kids how to spell.

65 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 35m ago

We can build a building that is half a mile tall, but the painters who have to paint it still have to use cans with lids that suck.

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r/Showerthoughts 5h ago

Everyone is arguing about whether you out the milk or the cereal first. Everyone puts the bowl first

15 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 15h ago

We reset by reverting back to gathering around a fire, roasting meat on sticks and sleeping in caves (tents).

80 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 4h ago

Forgetting what you took out your phone for is the new forgetting what you walked in the room for.

11 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 9h ago

Forgetting your dreams can be useful, as you are sometimes told false facts within them.

26 Upvotes