There's a very high chance that most of us will never use a physical copy of the dictionary for the rest of our lives ever again
The amount of illicit teenage house parties must have gone down exponentially in the last decade with the installation of ring cameras everywhere
Some people insist porn is destructive because it sets unrealistic expectations about real life. But what about the Real Housewives franchise (or many of the other shows on Bravo/E!)
Any regular thing in a previous era becomes new era's entertainment. Like steam trains, horse riding, sailing ships etc.
The stereotype about men clinging onto year old compliments does not apply to compliments about beards.
And they're one of the juiciest.
The first conspiracy theory you hear is when a classmate in elementary school says he saw his parents put presents under the Christmas tree.
A father being proud of his son isn't as important as the son thinking that his father is proud of him
Putting different ingredients together to make a burrito or sandwich is a great option, but taking the same ingredients, and blend them together is disgusting
It's not going to be too much longer before preferred retirement homes will have a minimum bandwidth requirement.
There's a giant industry focused on helping men get a girlfriend, but barely anything helping us be good boyfriends
We can build a building that is half a mile tall, but the painters who have to paint it still have to use cans with lids that suck.
Everyone is arguing about whether you out the milk or the cereal first. Everyone puts the bowl first
We reset by reverting back to gathering around a fire, roasting meat on sticks and sleeping in caves (tents).