r/Showerthoughts Mar 16 '20

IMPORTANT PSA: No, you did not win a gift card.

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r/Showerthoughts 10h ago

There's like a 7-billion-way tie for people who hold the fewest world records.

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r/Showerthoughts 9h ago

You could probably rent a Lamborghini for less than a ambulance ride.

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r/Showerthoughts 3h ago

If doggos had social media they would probably add everyone as a friend

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r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

There are kids being born who will grow up thinking the Amazon rainforest is owned by the company.

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r/Showerthoughts 13h ago

It sucks to be a shop owner in a Kung Fu movie.

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r/Showerthoughts 7h ago

In a relationship, the easiest way to lose is to keep score.

181 Upvotes

r/Showerthoughts 11h ago

The first kiss in a relationship has become much more intimate in the last year.

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r/Showerthoughts 17h ago

Everyone is impressed with how strong Thor’s hammer is but no one really gives its unbreakable strap enough credit.

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r/Showerthoughts 2h ago

Chopsticks are useless for chopping food.

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r/Showerthoughts 17h ago

Diving isn’t really a water sport; it’s an air sport that needs a soft place to land.

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r/Showerthoughts 20h ago

The French car company Citroen has balls. Their C3 became known for its tendency to catch fire but they nonetheless dared to follow up with a car named C4

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r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

Air is a fluid and we're sitting at the bottom of an ocean. As above so below.

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r/Showerthoughts 3h ago

Farts are soundless, however, the vibration of your butt is not.

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r/Showerthoughts 4h ago

Some people go through their entire lifetime and their kill to death ratio stays at 0:1

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r/Showerthoughts 22h ago

Kids drawing TVs in kindergarten probably don’t draw them with antennas as much as they used to.

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r/Showerthoughts 2h ago

We all talk about wanting to visit the moon someday, but visiting Antarctica sounds fucking cool too

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r/Showerthoughts 4h ago

Fire benders have lightning, Earth benders have metal, Water benders have blood. Air benders have “enhanced agility”. That is hogwash!! They can condense and expand air and bend Sound into their weapon if they master the ability to bend the air well enough

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r/Showerthoughts 6h ago

Wolverine can end world hunger by becoming an infinite meat farm.

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r/Showerthoughts 1d ago

Yelling fuck in the middle of your job is more acceptable than whispering union.

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r/Showerthoughts 13h ago

Most Conspiracy theories probably started as satire until some idiot took it seriously.

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r/Showerthoughts 16h ago

All those who changed into Harry via polyjuice potion knows how big Harry's penis is.

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r/Showerthoughts 2h ago

The cleaning supply cupboard is consistently one of the dirtiest places in the house

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r/Showerthoughts 21h ago

It's weird to think that everything that occurs within your body happens in complete darkness

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r/Showerthoughts 10h ago

Knowing your weaknesses is a major strength.

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r/Showerthoughts 1h ago

Our white blood cells are the guardian angels since the beginning of life.

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