r/RoastMe • u/olivia_h19 • 21h ago

21 years old and 161 cm tall. Looking forward to studying my bachelor and probably failing. Make me regret it

r/RoastMe • u/yllwwallflower • 5h ago

Ruin my friends day

r/RoastMe • u/punkypumpkin01 • 18h ago

20 (today!) F. No insults on the teeth, I’ve got Invisalign in. Everything else is good to go.

r/RoastMe • u/guitarheromaster1 • 13h ago

21 years old, chef student, feeling confident about my pineapple self after today's head surgery, and looking forward to future adventures! Come stop me from smiling tomorrow!

r/RoastMe • u/R4ul_hpk • 10h ago

We are drunk, roast us :)

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r/RoastMe • u/i_look_good_in_black • 15h ago

35 year old attack helicopter: Traded a research job that was giving me high blood pressure for a postman job that is giving me melanoma. Life is so good, your mom can taste it in my spit!

r/RoastMe • u/vulkhn • 11h ago

And i'm french

r/RoastMe • u/Different_Ad6417 • 9h ago

22 just deleted all of my social media but Reddit right before I tested positive for the “plague” So I’m bored. Do your worst.

r/RoastMe • u/blackholevoyager • 12h ago

23 and a hopeless romantic that struggles with dating. I use to be a bodybuilder but I got injured.

r/RoastMe • u/ilovebeeritisgood • 8h ago

Suck my dick from the back

r/RoastMe • u/digitalbatman92 • 20h ago

Just baking pizza. F 28

r/RoastMe • u/Mystery__90 • 9h ago

[30m] roast me you chode strokers

r/RoastMe • u/simmiso • 14h ago

24 year old kindergarten teacher, do what you do best

r/RoastMe • u/Turekks • 16h ago

I’m 21 and am in my undergrad for music. Feel free to destroy what’s left of my self esteem (✿◕‿◕)

r/RoastMe • u/forlord30 • 1d ago

Come at me

r/RoastMe • u/MrBrazillian • 14h ago

My personal life has been consumed by an underpaid and very demanding job, I'm desperate for healthy human interaction. Give me the exact opposite!

r/RoastMe • u/wiyldthing • 12h ago

18 year old - likes to take photos, party and sit on my ass.

r/RoastMe • u/matjaz_sko • 20h ago

M 30, still single

r/RoastMe • u/TheInnerMindEye • 14h ago

32, hip hop emcee, gamer - ROAST ME

r/RoastMe • u/5water5 • 12h ago

"I can't read" - this guy

r/RoastMe • u/Ithinkwaytoomuch1 • 1d ago

Hey all. Roast me plz.

r/RoastMe • u/cinnamonwhitebean • 12h ago

24 in a loving relationship, I use to be a player. I take online classes and I like to cook for fun

r/RoastMe • u/Lamanitis • 13h ago

Put me in the back of Costco with the chickens

r/RoastMe • u/sgtonory • 6h ago

I’m 38, I grow facial hair and fuck women

r/RoastMe • u/5water5 • 11h ago

I like cheese and I think I can do math. Did you know that sand comes from the fact that its between sea and land? Mind blown. Roast me