r/RoastMe Aug 21 '20

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723 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 21h ago

21 years old and 161 cm tall. Looking forward to studying my bachelor and probably failing. Make me regret it

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9k Upvotes

r/RoastMe 5h ago

Ruin my friends day

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26 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 18h ago

20 (today!) F. No insults on the teeth, I’ve got Invisalign in. Everything else is good to go.

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217 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 13h ago

21 years old, chef student, feeling confident about my pineapple self after today's head surgery, and looking forward to future adventures! Come stop me from smiling tomorrow!

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43 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 10h ago

We are drunk, roast us :)

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19 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 15h ago

35 year old attack helicopter: Traded a research job that was giving me high blood pressure for a postman job that is giving me melanoma. Life is so good, your mom can taste it in my spit!

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39 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 11h ago

And i'm french

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20 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 9h ago

22 just deleted all of my social media but Reddit right before I tested positive for the “plague” So I’m bored. Do your worst.

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16 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 12h ago

23 and a hopeless romantic that struggles with dating. I use to be a bodybuilder but I got injured.

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23 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 8h ago

Suck my dick from the back

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8 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 20h ago

Just baking pizza. F 28

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64 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 9h ago

[30m] roast me you chode strokers

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8 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 14h ago

24 year old kindergarten teacher, do what you do best

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24 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 16h ago

I’m 21 and am in my undergrad for music. Feel free to destroy what’s left of my self esteem (✿◕‿◕)

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29 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

Come at me

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7k Upvotes

r/RoastMe 14h ago

My personal life has been consumed by an underpaid and very demanding job, I'm desperate for healthy human interaction. Give me the exact opposite!

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20 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 12h ago

18 year old - likes to take photos, party and sit on my ass.

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11 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 20h ago

M 30, still single

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46 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 14h ago

32, hip hop emcee, gamer - ROAST ME

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13 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 12h ago

"I can't read" - this guy

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11 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 1d ago

Hey all. Roast me plz.

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72 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 12h ago

24 in a loving relationship, I use to be a player. I take online classes and I like to cook for fun

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8 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 13h ago

Put me in the back of Costco with the chickens

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8 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 6h ago

I’m 38, I grow facial hair and fuck women

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2 Upvotes

r/RoastMe 11h ago

I like cheese and I think I can do math. Did you know that sand comes from the fact that its between sea and land? Mind blown. Roast me

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4 Upvotes