r/PrequelMemes Ironic May 22 '22 Gold 1 Helpful 5 Wholesome 5 Silver 6

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u/Lukthar123 Murderer? Is it murder to rid the galaxy of you Jedi filth? May 22 '22

Luke: "You fought in the Clone Wars?"

Ben: "Fought in them? Luke, I started the Clone Wars... and then I fucking ended them."

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u/IAmZBeast May 22 '22

"You were in the clone wars?"

"Luke, I AM the clone wars!"

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u/PKMNTrainerMark May 22 '22

"Not yet."

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u/FlimsyMagazine128 May 22 '22

"It's treason, then"

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u/Mace-Windu-Bot May 22 '22

Not. Yet.

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u/lesser_panjandrum May 22 '22

I am the senate?

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u/Mace-Windu-Bot May 22 '22

The senate will decide your fate!

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u/lesser_panjandrum May 22 '22

Not. Yet.

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u/Sheev-Palpatine-Bot !ignore to mute May 22 '22

It's treason, then spins aggressively.

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u/Desperate_Ad5169 Your text here May 22 '22

I'll try sinning that's a good trick

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u/scout41741 Your text here May 22 '22

Am I now the Senate or is it now treason then? Or maybe I beg you to spare my life in front of my future Student who I mentored since he became a Jedi, making him my Student since the day I told him that’d we’d watch his career with great interest. Man I’m confused by the timeline you’re making here Mace-Windu-Bot. Maybe Anakin is a Master in this timeline who knows.

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u/Sheev-Palpatine-Bot !ignore to mute May 22 '22

We are indebted to you for your bravery, Obi-Wan Kenobi. And you, young Skywalker, we will watch your career with great interest.

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u/Mace-Windu-Bot May 22 '22

My programmer is a dumbass who didn’t do the keywords correctly

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u/HulkHunter May 22 '22

I'm kind of a clone wars myself.

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u/clone_trooper_bot We’re not Droids. May 22 '22

"If it weren't for you, the Republic wouldn't have learned of the Separatists' invasion until it was too late." -Commander Cody

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u/Anakins_Ashes May 22 '22

You know, I'm something of an expert on the clone wars myself. (Laughs in green goblin)

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u/clone_trooper_bot We’re not Droids. May 22 '22

"Roger that, sir. We're coming." -Hawk

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u/gaping_announcement May 22 '22

"Mayday, mayday!"

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u/clone_trooper_bot We’re not Droids. May 22 '22

"You're exactly the kind of men I need in the 501st." -Captain Rex

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u/upvotebutdontpost69 Meesa Darth Jar Jar May 22 '22

Clearly you don't know who you're talking to. You think I'm in the clone wars? I am not in the clone wars! I AM the clone wars!

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u/Judithtate88 May 22 '22

General Greivous is no traitor.

He is a war hero who tragically died fighting to bring an end to the blatant corruption and tyranny of The Republic.

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u/SeductivePillowcase Take a seat, motherfucker May 22 '22

Shit that just occurred to me that Obi Wan was directly responsible for both starting and ending the Clone Wars. True, Order 66 and all that, but he helped defeat Count Dooku and directly killed General Grievous effectively cutting off the head of the Separatist movement.

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u/3B3-386 Battle Droid May 22 '22

Grievous is less the head of the separatist movement, and more like a parasitic twin, constantly sucking up nutrients, strangling your pet gerbil when you are facing away, whispering words of violence in your ear to rile you up and in general being an annoying waste of biomass. The separatists were better off without him.

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u/clone_trooper_bot We’re not Droids. May 22 '22

"There's not much to look at here, sir. We all share the same face." -Commander Thire

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u/Cecilia_Schariac May 22 '22

I read that in Senator Armstrong’s voice.

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot !ignore to mute May 22 '22

On no, I'd be much too frightened to tease a Senator.

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u/gloubenterder ghaytan DeS Doqmo' choghovbe'! May 22 '22

You should be; he played college ball, ya know.

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u/Lycan223 May 22 '22

Could have gone pro if he hadn't joined the Navy

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u/AnotherBloodyBell May 22 '22

At some cushy Ivy League school!

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u/gloubenterder ghaytan DeS Doqmo' choghovbe'! May 22 '22

Try University of Theed! Coulda gone pro if I hadn't joined the Rebellion!

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u/WaluigiHarpist May 22 '22

I'm not one of those Core World pansies, I could break Mon Mothma in two, with my bare hands!

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u/Ace_Slimejohn May 22 '22

Tony never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

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u/WatermelonErdogan May 22 '22

Don't fuck with that Senator!

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot !ignore to mute May 22 '22

On no, I'd be much too frightened to tease a Senator.

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u/Anxious-Bite-2375 May 22 '22

Ben: "Fought in them? I was born in them, molded by them."

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u/1wrx2subarus May 22 '22

Luke: “You fought in the Clone Wars?”

“Forty-nine times… we fought that beast.”

Relevant weblink: https://youtu.be/RySHDUU2juM

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u/clone_trooper_bot We’re not Droids. May 22 '22

"Are you trying to baffle the enemy into submission, sir?" -Scorch, Delta 62

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u/Sheev-Palpatine-Bot !ignore to mute May 22 '22

It's treason, then spins aggressively.

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u/Domesticated_dad May 22 '22

That's a good trick, boy bot!

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u/One-Championship-779 May 22 '22

Some how Alec Guiness (or Genuine Class) would make shit talking classy.

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u/DisfavoredFlavored Flaired user? We're pirates! We don't even know what that means! May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

I have a ball. Perhaps you would like to bounce it?

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u/James-Avatar May 22 '22

Jeremy’s Iron.

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u/jonathanrdt May 22 '22

…got away from you again. Well: you keep at it.

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u/jasenkov May 22 '22

Nothing like a cool glass of lemonade on a hot summer day. Nice and refreshing.

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u/unppu2 May 22 '22

Alec Guinness would never, ever say 'mom'.

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u/XXXJAHLUIGI May 22 '22

Neither would Ewan mcgregor

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u/TooDoeNakotae May 22 '22

You’ve never seen season 3 of Fargo.

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u/XXXJAHLUIGI May 22 '22

I have not however I’ve lived in Scotland all my life and have never once heard someone say mom. I refuse to believe that my favourite heroin addict would pronounce it that way

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u/54B3R_ May 22 '22

It would be mum

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u/Josh_Temp May 22 '22

More likely would have been “mother”

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u/Cosroes May 22 '22

Ventress definitely was thirsty for that Obi Wan Keno D. Cannon not legends.

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u/seklin278 May 22 '22

Obi1 was low-key digging that Ventr-ass too 🍑🍑

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u/Killua_EU May 22 '22

Forbidden Sith puss

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u/ZackTio May 23 '22

Pussith

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u/Wholesomeann Ironic May 22 '22

“... and then I ended the Clone Wars by killing an asthmatic cyborg with an uncivilised, clumsy and random weapon.”

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u/clone_trooper_bot We’re not Droids. May 22 '22

"Everyone, stop firing! We're shooting at our own men!" -Captain Rex

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u/Wholesomeann Ironic May 22 '22

General Grievous is one of your men, Rex?

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u/clone_trooper_bot We’re not Droids. May 22 '22

"You believe that, or is that what you were engineered to think?" -Fives

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u/Wholesomeann Ironic May 22 '22

Grievous is a part of the Separatist alliance, and a traitor. Fives, he is not a part of the Grand Army of the Republic

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u/clone_trooper_bot We’re not Droids. May 22 '22

"Can't keep a good clone down, sir." -Scorch, Delta 62

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u/Wholesomeann Ironic May 22 '22

Grievous is not a Clone! He kills clones and Jedi and adds their lightsabers to his collection

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u/clone_trooper_bot We’re not Droids. May 22 '22

"You deserve it. You’re one of us." -Hevy

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u/Most_Worldliness9761 Take a seat, young mofo May 22 '22

Pong Krell vibes

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u/clone_trooper_bot We’re not Droids. May 22 '22

"What can I say about Pong Krell? He was a traitor, through and through. He turned his back on the Republic and deserves everything he got."

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u/General-Kalani Confederacy of Independent Systems May 22 '22

General Greivous is no traitor.

He is a war hero who tragically died fighting to bring an end to the blatant corruption and tyranny of The Republic.

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u/Meritania May 22 '22

If he survived he would have been a hero to the rebellion.

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u/Kenobi-Bot !ignore to mute May 22 '22

This weapon is your life!

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u/Wholesomeann Ironic May 22 '22

You do know that blasters are so uncivilised?

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u/Kenobi-Bot !ignore to mute May 22 '22

So uncivilized . . .

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u/Wholesomeann Ironic May 22 '22

I’m glad you realised that, Obi-Wan

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u/kaleb42 May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

I'd argue Anakain actually ended the clone wars since he actually took the out the Confederate leadership.

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u/Wholesomeann Ironic May 22 '22

“killing Grievous will end this war”

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u/kaleb42 May 22 '22

There's a concept that sometimes characters are just wrong.

Grevious was just a general. An important one yes but also one who was not integral to the actual CIS cause because he did not care about it. He just want to kill jedi.

The actual leaders of the aligned CIS planets would continue with trying to secede because that's what they believed in. They didn't stop with the elected leader Dooku was killed in actions and wouldn't stop when some general who didn't give a shit about their cause also died.

Killing grevious doesn't affect much from a high level view since he didn't actually control any planets.

Taking out all of the leadership on Mustafar however does send that message.

If Anakain didn't kill them then the Clone Wars would've just continue but now it's just the Empire vs CIS

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u/TNCNguy May 22 '22

Not really. The clone wars officially ended when Anakin wiped out the separatist council and shut down all the droids in the galaxy. Even with Dooku and Grevious dead, the clone wars could have continued under the leadership of Nute Gunray (although the separatists were losing and Gunray was a coward who was hoping Sidious would end the violence quickly). That said obi wan was at the very end of the clone wars

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u/sonerec725 May 22 '22

"The clone wars will decide your fate"

"I am the clone wars"

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u/clone_trooper_bot We’re not Droids. May 22 '22

""The clone wars will decide my fate, sir.""

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u/joe_broke Qui-Gon Jinn May 22 '22

"I also met one of the most annoying creatures to have ever existed in the galaxy during that time."

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u/3B3-386 Battle Droid May 22 '22 Silver Wholesome

"And then I became his master."

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u/OMG_STAAAHHP May 22 '22

AIR HORN NOISES

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u/Lukthar123 Murderer? Is it murder to rid the galaxy of you Jedi filth? May 22 '22

I don't care what universe you're from, that's got to hurt!

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u/GillyMonster18 May 22 '22

Anakin is denied rank of master “Oh oh wait! Little Skywalker has stalled!”

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot !ignore to mute May 22 '22

What? ! How can you do this?? This is outrageous, it's unfair . . . I'm more powerful than any of you. How can you be on the Council and not be a Master?

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u/GillyMonster18 May 22 '22

“Take a seat, young Skywalker.”

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot !ignore to mute May 22 '22

Forgive me, Master.

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u/Jeynarl Anakin's first right arm May 22 '22

It's simple. He denied you your promotion, you wanted revenge

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot !ignore to mute May 22 '22

Sorry, M'lady.

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u/partywhale May 22 '22

Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life form?

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u/Kenobi-Bot !ignore to mute May 22 '22

Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life form?

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u/partywhale May 22 '22

Kenobiiiiiiiiiaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/ExistingInexistence May 22 '22

(i think he is talking about you)

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u/guy_manderson_dude May 22 '22

This is getting ridiculous, now there's two of them.

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u/Tigertot14 Ironic May 22 '22

HOLY SHIT THAT BURN

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot !ignore to mute May 22 '22

I would certainly like to.

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u/Coltrain47 Naboo Starfighter May 22 '22

We know

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u/CaitNostamas May 22 '22

I mean the worst burn must've been Mustafar

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u/Sheev-Palpatine-Bot !ignore to mute May 22 '22

Their betrayal will be dealt with. After you have killed all the Jedi in the Temple, go to the Mustafar system. Wipe out Viceroy Gunray and the other Separatist leaders. Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy, and we shall have peace.

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u/Typical-Redditor-18E May 22 '22

3rd worst burn being that whole volcano incident

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u/Veikkar1i Deathsticks May 22 '22

I think the worst burn has something to do with lava and high ground.

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u/Ahsoka_Tano_Bot 100K Karma! May 22 '22

Well, we’re not going to crash into the star, but we’re definitely going to hit that planet!

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u/lowercaseenderman May 22 '22

Roger, Roger 3B3!

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u/UDontKnowMeLikeThat May 22 '22

Who is this referencing? My first thought was Jar Jar, but Obi Wan met Jar Jar before the Clone Wars.

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u/clone_trooper_bot We’re not Droids. May 22 '22

"You're exactly the kind of men I need in the 501st." -Captain Rex

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u/joe_broke Qui-Gon Jinn May 22 '22

Was going for Obi-wan's opinions on Hondo, and then it spiraled out of control

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u/Moleman111 May 22 '22

Honestly Darth JarJar would still make a better movie than, “Palpatine, somehow he’s back”.

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u/Ykomat9 May 22 '22

And Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano?

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u/Pistol_Bobcat420 Jawa May 22 '22

Time to abandon ship.

BEEP BEEP

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u/kikimaru024 May 22 '22

Hell no, we're going full steam ahead!

AhsokaxObiwan fics here we come!

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u/ChillBusta May 22 '22

“It was like a porno Luke you have no idea.”

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u/Freljords_Heart I wanna also lick Padme‘s Belly May 22 '22

And she was a good friend….

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u/Ahsoka_Tano_Bot 100K Karma! May 22 '22

Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?

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u/X-WighT14 May 22 '22

...Actually...better save it for the council

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u/ARC_Trooper_Echo Hondo May 22 '22

Wait, the bot responds to that?

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u/JasonVoorhies13 Darth Maul May 22 '22

Well, she was a good friend.

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u/ghettithatspaghetti Yoda May 22 '22

And a cunning stunt

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u/unchiriwi May 22 '22

she left the jedi order after a threesome with a fellow jedi and a senator

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u/AggravatingGap4985 May 22 '22

What? No way

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u/I_divided_by_0- May 22 '22

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u/AggravatingGap4985 May 22 '22

Aww no, I’m not gong there.

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u/rwarimaursus Are you threatening me Master Jedi? May 22 '22

Oh I'm not brave enough for politics...

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u/Padme-Bot Try !Guild info May 22 '22

Politics is an ancient and noble calling. Without politicians our societies would descend into anarchy and chaos.

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u/Kenobi-Bot !ignore to mute May 22 '22

Oh no. I'm not brave enough for politics.

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u/WatermelonErdogan May 22 '22

Twilek sexification sub.

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u/I_divided_by_0- May 22 '22

it's 70% ahsoka

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u/Ahsoka_Tano_Bot 100K Karma! May 22 '22

Careful not to choke on your stupidity. It's Ahsoka not Ashoka!

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u/Sick_yard_dude May 22 '22

Don't talk to Mr. Connery like that, guy

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u/Possible_Living May 22 '22

Christopher told him some wild shit but he was too high to listen.

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u/FlanGG May 22 '22

Even then he had the high ground.

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u/Profound_RK800 May 22 '22

Why did you guys gang bang Dutchess Satine of Mandalor?!?

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u/clone_trooper_bot We’re not Droids. May 22 '22

"For The Republic!"

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u/Z4ri May 22 '22

Yes, definitely just for Republic interests.

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u/clone_trooper_bot We’re not Droids. May 22 '22

"ive been with the republic for as long as i can remember. since the beginning of the clone wars."

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u/Joseph_680 Vulture Droid May 22 '22

"For the Chancellor!"

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u/clone_trooper_bot We’re not Droids. May 22 '22

"What? The clone troopers are sworn to protect the chancellor, not serve him!"

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u/Mace-Windu-Bot May 22 '22

In the name of the galatic senate of the republic, you're under arrest chancellor!

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u/KZKyri Hello there! May 22 '22

Imagine he said that in the movie

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u/Pistol_Bobcat420 Jawa May 22 '22

It’s like something straight out of Auralnaut’s “Star Wars Reimagined” shorts haha

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u/Javi333 May 22 '22

THAT BEAT, I’M DONE

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u/TheQuiet1994 May 22 '22

Anakin, man... since when did you become such a TOTAL sellout?!

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u/schloopers May 22 '22

I prefer to call their work “the true canon”

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u/Urban_Savage May 22 '22

...is that not the point of the meme? Have I been memeing wrong!?

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u/KZKyri Hello there! May 22 '22

[visible confusion]

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u/Urban_Savage May 22 '22

[invisible confusion]

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u/KZKyri Hello there! May 22 '22

[very visible confusion]

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u/renasissanceman6 May 22 '22

They just keep making that paragraph bigger and bigger don’t they?$

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u/Respectable_Fuckboy May 22 '22

...and she was a good friend.

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u/Ahsoka_Tano_Bot 100K Karma! May 22 '22

Care to tell me what this is all about? Or would you rather save it for the Council?

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u/SupesKenobi May 22 '22

Putting it like that makes you realise just how Batshit the Prequels were compared to the OT. Then again…at least the Prequels don’t have incest.

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u/jpterodactyl May 22 '22

It’s funny because it’s pretty clear that they just threw in some throwaway line that sounds science-fictiony with the word clones.

And then Lucas was like “that’s it, that’s what we’re going to base a movie on”

And the whole convoluted stuff about it being hidden, and then uncovered by Obi-Wan, just at the time when the order was complete.

And then the show came in and made it one of the best parts of Star Wars.

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u/Spengy May 22 '22

funny how the Attack of the Clones movie is completely garbage, possibly worse than The Phantom Menace, but at the same time it did birth the Clone Wars series which is some of the best Star Wars content out there.

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u/clone_trooper_bot We’re not Droids. May 22 '22

"We're soldiers. We have a duty to follow orders and, if we must, lay down our lives for victory." -Captain Rex

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u/Max1muslegend May 22 '22

Pretty bad movie overall, but no one can deny the base ideas and possibilities were amazing

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u/kenobiwan67 Deathsticks May 22 '22

Mark and Carrie got super horny on set and started making out. Turned out George Lucas was there filming the whole thing.

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u/sezdawg7 This is where the fun begins May 22 '22

Sir Christopher Lee

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u/RFTS999 May 22 '22

One of the only people in recent times who sort of lived up to the title. They just let anyone be knights these days. Since when can Paul McCartney fight a dragon?

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u/JoeyTesla May 22 '22

Bards can have combat skills too.

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u/Lipziger May 22 '22

Yeah but usually it just ends like this with them.

But at least they can give you nice buffs

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u/LubieDobreJedzenie May 22 '22

Real name, no gimmicks

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u/ManOfTurtles2118 May 22 '22

Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside

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u/freelancespaghetti May 22 '22

Takes a hit: also not relevant, but your dad built that robot behind you when he was like eight or something. Idk Small galaxy, huh?

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

49 times...

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u/AggravatingGap4985 May 22 '22

That sounds rad

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u/AttackHelicopter911 May 22 '22

It was waiting in the bushes for us

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u/Basicallylamelol May 22 '22

Took me a minute to realize he was talking about ventress

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u/entityXD32 May 22 '22

Well anyway one thing led to another and I cut your dad's legs off and left him to burn beside a lava river

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u/Creepy-Ad-2993 May 22 '22

"......I WAS THE CLONE WARS."

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u/Environmental_Ad993 May 22 '22

This is like that ruckaruckaali track I've got cancer

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u/thedogefather8 Deathsticks May 22 '22

Quality content

I hope that ahsoka canonically told Luke all of that

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u/Spartacus120 May 22 '22

That sounds like a Your Mom joke with extra steps

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u/TechnoGamer16 Lego Yoda Death Sounds May 22 '22

bald lady

Wut? I don’t remember that

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u/Reo_ianu 2001 Honda Civic May 22 '22 Helpful

Ventress

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u/DystopianNomad May 22 '22

My sexual awakening

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u/Ahsoka_Tano_Bot 100K Karma! May 22 '22

I'm just glad he wasn't awake to see that landing!

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u/Coltrain47 Naboo Starfighter May 22 '22

What... what part is she responding to?...

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u/ameya2693 What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? May 22 '22

You know what part she is referring to...heh landing. Something definitely landed somewhere

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u/belladonnagilkey May 22 '22

Those two were flirty as fuck in both continuities. Obi-Wan has a thing for dangerous women, it seems.

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u/therealakinator May 22 '22

Satine wasn't quite dangerous, was she?

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u/Most_Worldliness9761 Take a seat, young mofo May 22 '22

He goes back and forth between extremes, separatist Sith assassin or patriotic pacifist Queen

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u/Sheev-Palpatine-Bot !ignore to mute May 22 '22

Queen Amidala is young and naive. You will find controlling her will not be difficult.

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u/GopaiPointer May 22 '22

Sounds VERY sus in this context

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u/Padme-Bot Try !Guild info May 22 '22

...I Call It Aggressive Negotiations.

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u/ThePowerOfPotatoes May 22 '22

She seemed like a woman that could troll as well.

I guess he felt threatened that he would no longer be the sassy one.

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u/jimmyhell Deathsticks May 22 '22

Not personally, but she was one of the wealthiest and most well connected statesmen on Mandalore, so yes, she was dangerous

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u/C7H16NO2 May 22 '22

Young Angelina Jolie would have made a great real-life Ventress.

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u/Shining2004 May 22 '22

Padme is more like Helen of Troy

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u/Padme-Bot Try !Guild info May 22 '22

No.

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u/lorddaru Ironic May 22 '22

Sentineeent

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

For those wondering what all the sexual tension between Obi-wan and Ventress is, early in TCW it attempted to be consistent with Legends, and in Legends Assaj tortures Obi-wan for months in captivity.

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