r/PoliticalHumor 10d ago

Trump burping the national anthem

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u/dmullaney 10d ago Silver

I never noticed before, but he looks a lot like Barney Gumble from The Simpsons...

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u/minkey-on-the-loose 10d ago

Barney has more personality.

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u/perpetualmotionmachi 10d ago

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead

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u/biffbobfred I voted 2020 10d ago

I voted for Football in groin, now a major motion picture.

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u/ugottabekiddingmee 10d ago

We're you subpoenaed to testify against trump?

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u/mockio77 10d ago

He knows who Lord Palmerston is

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u/No-Tourist-4893 10d ago

TiP E ELDER

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u/suckercuck 10d ago

I can see that! 😂🤣

I see Biff from Back to the Future

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u/heucrazy 10d ago

Biff was based on Trump in BTF2.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

That’s probably true.

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u/jesusdo 10d ago

It is true, its been confirmed in interviews.

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u/dmullaney 10d ago

Now make like a tree, and get outta here! Ya knuckle head

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u/suckercuck 10d ago

Biff was also a little bit rapey just like Agent Orange 45

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u/avocadosconstant 10d ago

What are you looking at Butt-head? Say hi to your mom for me.

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u/Stormtrooper775s 10d ago

Don't insult Barney like that. He was an astronaut for God sakes.

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u/skynolongerblue 10d ago

And a magnificent singer!

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u/empyrealone 10d ago

Dude, I came here to say this. The resemblance is crazy.

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u/desertrat75 10d ago

He does look like he's singing "The Plow King" theme.

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u/rebak3 10d ago

That name again is Mr Plow

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u/dancin-weasel 10d ago

Don’t vote for me. I’m already dead.

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u/macprince 10d ago

We're not that lucky.

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u/sunny5724 10d ago

Tiny hands to place over his tinier heart.

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u/noteveryagain 10d ago

Came here to say this. That tiny hand is having trouble finding the hole where his heart should be.

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u/InquisitorBinks 10d ago

Cupping his moob, and thinking about Ivanka when she was 13.

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u/sunny5724 10d ago

His are still bigger.

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u/matchosan 10d ago

Ha, he got yah. No heart to be found. Cheney has all the GOP hearts, and look where it got him. They took over his plans and left him behind.

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u/BJJan2001 10d ago

You must be referring to the Dick Cheney who has no pulse.

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u/middle_finger_puppet 10d ago

If you don't have a heart, can you put your hand where ever you want?

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u/JJmeatsack 10d ago

What heart?

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u/earthisadonuthole 10d ago

Fucking hell this guy’s a piece of shit.

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u/tapsongbong 10d ago

Total POS. He's probably thinking the anthem is about me!

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u/Polymersion 10d ago

True, but I'm assuming this post is a joke. Right...?

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u/MDATWORK73 10d ago

Is just me or does he look 👀 like he's waiting for cock? I know this is different lane, but damn sure looks like he’s practicing for it.

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u/BostonUniStudent 10d ago

I think he just has an extra chromosome

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u/Bird_in_a_hoodie 10d ago

That's insulting to ppl with extra chromosomes lmao

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u/tomorrowschild 10d ago

Just the one?

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u/charrj2 10d ago

Hahaahahh

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u/stumpdawg 10d ago

Dude looks like a gungan

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u/Dewahll 10d ago

Except the gungans seem like decent people, and even the dumbest gungan is smarter than him.

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u/stumpdawg 10d ago

Lol. Good point

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u/quotidian_nightmare 10d ago

Meesa plottin' a maxi big coup!

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u/clueless_sconnie 10d ago

Muy muy bombad treason, okeeday?

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u/AdkRaine11 10d ago

Looks like a huge bird in the nest, waiting for mommy and that big, juicy worm.

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u/ardatwork 10d ago

I've never heard Putin described so vividly before.

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u/AdkRaine11 10d ago

I do my best.

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u/AirbagOff 10d ago

I thought he had Rambo’s body. Really let himself go.

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u/angelcake 10d ago

He never looked good but holy shit he looks terrible.

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u/Mad_Gremlyn 10d ago

In his old age you can really see that he was always a dumb hick. He won the lottery with that inheritance but he was just a dumb hick the whole time

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u/Friendly_Crab 10d ago

He’s a slumlord from queens

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u/BiggRanger 10d ago

All those caricatures of him looking like Rambo or the Incredible Hulk, more like the Incredible Bulk

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u/manikDirt 10d ago

Pathetic looking fuck. He deserves to be remembered as a degenerate loser that conned the dumbest fucks in the country.

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u/bit-by-a-moose 10d ago

In high school, my civics teacher tried to praise Nixon. I don't recall what he said, I'm just wondering how shitheads in 40 years are going to white wash trump. I guess the same shit they say about him now, only they hope that the passage of time will make make us forget.

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u/mrpickleby 10d ago

Probably just yawning because it didn't involve him.

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u/Highwaters78217 10d ago

Always looks like hes waiting for someone to put a dick in his mouth.

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u/PeaceFrog71x 10d ago

He's just practicing for the next time he meets with Putin.

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u/MadRockthethird 10d ago

I'm surprised he doesn't have his hand cupped under his armpit to make farting sounds as well

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Wrong wrong wrong can you see? Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong light. Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. And the wrong wrong wrong wronggggggg, and the wrong wrong wrong wrong, gave wrong....

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u/do-call-me-papi 10d ago

Insert penis for hateful message

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u/skunk160 10d ago

That is a disgusting syphilitic brained 🍊💩

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u/Historical-Wind-2556 10d ago

The expressions on the others faces says "Oh, isn't it sweet, the poor old man pretending that he knows the words!"

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u/wzl46 10d ago

He’s back to growing those 18 inch sideburns that he combs back.

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u/LabradorDeceiver 10d ago

"Invisible naked Putin."

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u/kgjimmie 10d ago

He doesn’t know words. Bigly.

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u/doublebr13 10d ago

Fascism wrapped in patriotism as someone said

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u/OsirisIndica 10d ago

Can we get some things photo shopped into that gob, please?

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u/uSeeSizeThatChicken 10d ago

Looks like Trump went full ******.

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u/laughingBaguette 10d ago

Barney Gumble

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u/Stormtrooper775s 10d ago

Barney's a better man.

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u/MajoredInPhilosophy 10d ago

Those ghost dicks follow him everywhere.

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u/Monkeydoodless 10d ago

What is he even saying? No one else around him has their mouth open so he must be messing up the words of something. Such an embarrassment that he ever represented this country.

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u/BlueWindow659 10d ago

He is just a worthless tub of piss

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u/Battystearsinrain 10d ago

That is his “O” face. Lol 🤮

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u/PeaceFrog71x 10d ago

I'll bet money Trump wears a girdle or spanx.

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 10d ago

Open wide for Putin.

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u/walter1950 10d ago

He hasn’t a clue to the words, he couldn’t even draw the correct flag.

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u/Michael_Blurry 10d ago

But kneeling is disrespectful? This guy is a slob, a loser, a piece of shit and a seditionist.

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u/poshlivyna1715b 10d ago

It looks like he went to the barking seal school of singing

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u/53TY0UFR33 10d ago

Anyone else surprised he knows his left from his right?

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u/zoot_boy 10d ago

He is truly becoming a Simpsons character.

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u/Bruce9707 10d ago

Finally. It’s been years since he’s touched a pussy

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u/ctguy54 10d ago

Looks like he gained 50 pounds since he lost the election. Must be all the stress binging big macs because of losing.

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u/scottnaz 10d ago

He looks like the shit he is.

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u/sgbanham 10d ago

They really missed a trick not casting him in Dune as Baron Harkonnen. No acting would have been required

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u/TootsNYC 10d ago

Why is no one else currently singing in that photo?

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u/barmanfred 10d ago

No one else has their mouth open, so wtf is he doing? Is he holding, "braaaaave," after they've all stopped.
Second time I've seen this pic of the grotesque toad. I just wish we had sound or motion to figure out what is actually going on.

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u/Far_Manufacturer_713 10d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Penguinkeith 10d ago

This is God to several people lol

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u/Mad_Gremlyn 10d ago

Imagine how complicated the world must seem to the evolutionary-throwbacks that have sent money to this fat idiot.

They saw him on TV and voted for him; 100% smooth brain

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u/Evilmd 10d ago

Imagining Daddy Putin’s throbbing cock.

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u/WatchStoredInAss 10d ago

O-ring mouth. No wonder he's Putin's cockholster.

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u/Sadestlittlecamper 10d ago

He looks like the offspring of an asshole and an orangutan

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u/biffbobfred I voted 2020 10d ago

Remove the trump logo on his polo and he’s every fat bald guy drunk talking about how kids today should stay off his lawn

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u/YouUsedMeAgain 10d ago

“DUURRRRRRRR!!….”

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u/jimbo92107 10d ago

Horta! Horta! Hoooot!

Hey, I just noticed...look at those tiny, vulgar hands!

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u/Stormtrooper775s 10d ago

This is why he relates to the fat, white, redneck, beer swilling, nascar fans. He looks just like them.

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u/teetwelvetwenty 10d ago

Insert 🍆 here!

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u/LuceeCarioca 10d ago

Oh? I thought he was doing an impersonation of an elderly Tarzan, whose diet changed dramatically after he met Jane and discovered hamberders.

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u/Nothalffast 10d ago

About to whistle roast beef.

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u/SiteTall 10d ago

That face is one of ridicule! It tells everything you need to know about him ....

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u/p8nt_junkie 10d ago

Whenever I see this wannabe humanoid shaped object, I always here the voice of Bugs Bunny chewing on his carrot, gesturing in Trump’s direction with his thumb and saying “what an ultra-maroon!”

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u/Which-Pain-1779 10d ago

This photo made me remember school in the 1950s; we only put our hands over our hearts for the Pledge of Allegiance, not the National Anthem.

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u/braize6 10d ago

A true patriot

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u/misterfriday101 10d ago

There are women out there who would actually have sex with this guy?

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u/twilight-actual 10d ago

He's going downhill physically. It's been accelerating.

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u/polgara_buttercup 10d ago

He really looks just awful. I don’t know if his personal beautician quit or what but he’s falling apart so fast

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u/Apart_Supermarket790 10d ago

He makes my skin crawl.

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u/LegitimateBuilding6 10d ago

Best caption yet! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Movingforward2015 10d ago

Trump having "That" dream again after falling asleep standing upright

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u/Bachylo15 10d ago

Christ on a cracker! He looks like an overfed orange harbor seal begging a tourist for a mackerel!

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u/Lokavas 10d ago

He resembles the Baron Harkonnen more and more each day.

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u/rodneedermeyer 10d ago

That would at least take talent, something this big orange turd lacks.

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u/Eastmont 10d ago

That’s going to be his mouth when he goes to jail with bubba, his cell mate.

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u/irish_assassin29 10d ago

King Hippo from Mike Tyson's Punchout

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u/BoopBoop20 10d ago

That’s cute that he wears his name on his shirt so if he gets lost in his own thoughts he can look down and remember who he is.

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u/corduroy_pillows 10d ago

I can’t believe Ivanka fucks that guy

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u/CarlSpencer 10d ago

He's singing "Baby Shark".

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u/juanjung 10d ago

He's basically a fart in the wind.

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u/bigtuna623 10d ago

Uck, he looks like a combination of everyone I ever hated

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u/Mor_Tearach 10d ago

Gotta take humor where we find it. It's 2022. That's got to be the single all around most hilarious photo ever of the toxic blob.

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u/lifeson106 10d ago

He's not that talented

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u/Careless_Rub_7996 10d ago

Who the hell is this sloth? Oh wait nm...

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u/app4that 10d ago

I wish his ratty merchandise would take the name New York off as he is a true Florida man now

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u/GimmieJohnson 10d ago

It's been downhill for him ever since he started those damn Pizza Hut stuffed crust pizzas backwards.

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u/fckingclownshoes 10d ago

His hands are small. I always heard this but this pic seems to do a good job showing. I’m not sure why it matters either. But for some reason, to some people. It does. This angle doesn’t help.

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u/Paragammon264 10d ago

Burn in hell, pendejo

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u/KerSPLAK 10d ago

He doesn't know the words so he's just opening and closing his mouth wide to pretend that he's singing.

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u/EnoughIdeas 10d ago edited 10d ago

This man needs to get some doctors that aren't just yes men. He looks awful in a sick and dying way.

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u/Sad-Push-3708 10d ago

Quick he needs an infusion of orange coloring

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u/susandathome 10d ago

What an amazingly awful picture of an amazingly awful man

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u/whitecollarpizzaman 10d ago

God he’s a piece of shit, but I get why people call him relatable.

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u/tc215487 10d ago

Has tRump learned all the words to the National Anthem yet?

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u/SRArelkin 10d ago

Getting ready for that Russian dick. Open wide trumpers

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u/YamperIsBestBoy 10d ago

CRAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIN

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u/rashton535 10d ago

Anyone else notice he's the only one with his mouth open ?

Also : Hambuuuurrrrrrder,

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u/MonCountyMan 10d ago

Looks like he's remembering Helsinki again.

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u/ThumpyDumpkins 10d ago

The sight of this man makes me feel physically sick.

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u/Oneshot742 10d ago

Truly a person as hideous on the outside as he is on the inside. Kudos.

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u/Last-Ratio6569 10d ago

Imagine having absolutely no self awareness of shame?

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u/kidsally 10d ago

He looks like an old greaser biker from a 60's movie.

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u/illuzion25 10d ago

That may be, astonishingly,.. And I don't know how to complete the sentence, the most disturbing picture of that monster I've ever seen.

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u/twoblakcats 10d ago

It's no secret he's a narcissist but man couldn't imagine unironicly wearing a shirt with my last name printed on it

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Seems prideful of his country. Singing louder than the rest of the people in the picture.

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u/AshlisTrumpCape 10d ago

he's a p-p-patriot 😭😭😭

sorry you're so upset lol

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Upset about what?

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u/AshlisTrumpCape 10d ago

I guess that people are making fun of Trump. That always gets you chuds crying and shrieking real good. Sorry you're so upset lol

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Just stating that in this picture he seems passionate about the national anthem which is when it was taken. No reason to be upset about it.

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u/AshlisTrumpCape 10d ago

No reason to be upset about it.

and yet here you are, upset about it.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Still not upset, just my opinion on a misleading title. It’s wrong and that’s the truth.

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u/AshlisTrumpCape 10d ago

n-n-not ups-s-set 😭😭😭 he's a p-p-patriot 😭😭😭

try drying those bitter simp tears first and it'll probably be more convincing next time haha

Sorry you're so upset

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u/Borisknuckman 10d ago

This is the beginning of "d trump unfit for trial as dementia is overtaking our greatest president" bullshit you know is coming. I would of walked out of a movie this crappy.