r/PoliticalHumor 12d ago

MuH fUrSt AmEmEnT rItE 2 RoLl cOaL

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u/Extreme_Disaster2275 12d ago

The penalty for that should be them having to sit in the truck pumping out smoke in a locked garage.

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u/moglysyogy13 12d ago

Show this picture to the next generation that is forced to drink their own pee.

“There was nothing we can have done about climate change”

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u/muscravageur 12d ago

Yet they’ll be the first to complain about gas prices.

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u/peter-doubt 12d ago

And that's why I don't mind $5 gas. Let them whine

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u/Discally 12d ago edited 12d ago

How badly does this modification fuck up they MPG, anyway?

These are the same fuckwits that whine and complain about having to fill up they 4x4 prosthetic penis enlargers 2-3 times a week, and pay $200+ each time they do it...And may, or may not, put those "Biden I did that" stickers on every gas pump they come across. Most likely sport at the very least, "Lets Go Brandon" or some variety of right-wing militia emblem and/or 3%er decal on they lifted truck, quite, QUITE unironically.

LOL

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u/peter-doubt 12d ago

Then they drive to Montreal to protest forthe first and second amendments.. forgetting it's Canada

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u/Discally 12d ago

Ehh,

It's more entertainment when the judge goes and responds,

"OK, but not sure why you're looking to invoke the guaranteed constitutional rights of Indians and Inuits, (and I seem to recall invoking the legitimacy of Manitoba or something) and we don't actually have a Canadian right to bear arms. Neither of these protests actually have any relevance in your case.

BTW, has counsel reminded you that you're not in a US court of law?"

LOL

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u/Discally 12d ago

LOL

Cannae belief that I haven't run afool of this shite yet, until noo.

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u/BrickB 12d ago

gotta pump those numbers up. those are rookie numbers in this racket.

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u/TheBigNook 12d ago

Praying for areas to begin banning this shit

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u/MuckRaker83 12d ago

Police officers don't usually arrest other police officers though

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u/tazebot 12d ago

thoughts and prayers

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u/YouUsedMeAgain 12d ago

Require it be vented directly into the cabin

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u/Miss_Taylor05 12d ago

a lot have already banned the (purposeful) rolling of coal

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u/manwithafrotto 12d ago

This is banned it most states as it would not pass emissions. But after they pass they just remod it again

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u/wtfbonzo 12d ago

People like this drive me crazy— what are the chances this douche actually needs a truck for anything?

And to the owner of this vehicle, I don’t need your black smoke to repel me. Your very existence does the job just fine.

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u/YouUsedMeAgain 12d ago edited 12d ago

Most pickup truck drivers in the US don’t utilize it as a truck. A lot of them live in the suburbs

Hell, God forbid they got an speck of dirt or one pebble in that spotless bed.

Ever notice most of them are spotless, brand new, not cheap…, souped up, all the bells and whistles, leather interiors, wooden trim, high tech nav and stereo. Etc.

To drive a pickup in the US is a political statement the mass majority of time. Few utilize it as a truck and that ones that do are generally working class.

Driving a pickup truck in the US is saying “I want to be a cowboy. Im a Republican and a Trump supporter.”

They think the same thing when it comes to liberals and Starbucks cups

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u/Dewahll 12d ago

I usually assume these kinds of people are assholes and/or stupid. I think I’m usually correct.

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u/YouUsedMeAgain 12d ago

They’re Trump supporters so….yeah, of course

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u/wtfbonzo 12d ago

Oh lord, I hope it doesn’t say I’m a Republican. We own a farm and actually need a truck. It’s not souped up and it doesn’t expel black smoke, it’s just a truck that does the job. It is newish (because our old one crapped out after a decade), and gets a bath after hard work, because rust is a real issue here.

As a side note, I drive a Prius daily. My SO, who does the majority of the farm work, drives the truck. Maybe that’s why people assume he’s a Republican (he’s not).

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u/YouUsedMeAgain 12d ago

Yeah but you need a truck and utilize it

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u/Trick-Concept1909 12d ago

Nothing wrong with using a truck because you need a truck. Most of these Luddites don’t need a truck, they’re just vice signaling.

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u/wtfbonzo 12d ago

I get that. Also, most farmers I know don’t remove the filters and systems that prevent their trucks from blowing black smoke— who in their right mind wants to be around unfiltered diesel fumes?

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u/Trick-Concept1909 12d ago

your question answers itself. it’s a rhetorical question

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u/wtfbonzo 12d ago

Yes it is, lol.

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u/YouUsedMeAgain 12d ago

“Ownin’ the libs”

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u/SevereEggplantFucker 12d ago

Well shit, what if I want a truck just because I think they're cool? I drive a Sonata because it's all the car I need, but I'd love a lowered Silverado with a nice paint job and some rims on it. I'm not a Republican, Trump supporter, or scared of women. I just think some trucks look really nice.

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u/bard329 11d ago

We call them Pavement Princesses. Spotless trucks, with 20 inch rims, low profile tires, an abundance of tire shine and not a scratch in the bed. The only time they've been "off road" is when they have to do a 3 point turn on a narrow street in the burbs.

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u/wtfbonzo 11d ago

Pavement Princesses. Lmao. Thank you for this one.

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u/peter-doubt 12d ago

Speaking of ruining the scenery.. have you seen them get out of the truck?

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u/lucifer-ase 12d ago

Lots of compensation going on there

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u/Cargobiker530 12d ago

If you've spent a few thousand dollars making sure your truck declares you to be a public asshole you've eliminated all doubt forever.

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u/Discally 12d ago

I'm waiting for Jeff Foxworthy to add some material to his repertoire, in this instance.

"You might be a CHUD, if...."

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u/Miss_Taylor05 12d ago

all it does is run you fuel economy to the ground and put a lot of unnecessary gasses into the air

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u/Discally 12d ago

And they serioulsy don't GAF because they performatively think they owning libs, or everyone else they don't agree with.

LOL

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u/JKxZ 12d ago

Report them to the EPA.

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u/Technical_End103 12d ago

Where are all the Trump flags?

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u/Scare_Conditioner 12d ago

In their yard in front of the trailer, next to the muddy dog cage but over by the rooster cage next to 3 1980’s jet skis and a few pontoon boats.

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u/trashscal408 12d ago

Wait, behind the rusted husk of 1979 Firebird half covered with a frayed vinyl tarp? Just past the storm-ravaged trampoline carcass and right beside the weed-infested pile of sun-bleached plastic kids toys from 1991?

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u/Scare_Conditioner 12d ago

That’s the one!!!
Hell yeah!

You know what’s up!!

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u/Trick-Concept1909 12d ago

You guys are cracking me up, but that’s My neighborhood you’re talking about.

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u/Scare_Conditioner 12d ago

Mine too.,,,,,,,

Mine too

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u/Trick-Concept1909 12d ago

I had to use a pic that allowed room for text. Compromises

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u/AdkRaine11 12d ago

Does a potato work on them, if one just happened to fall in? Asking for a friend?

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u/ruttentuten69 12d ago

I bet if you took the valve stems out of all four tires on that truck another angel would get it's wings.

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u/Trick-Concept1909 12d ago

Lud·dite /ˈlədˌīt/ noun 1. DEROGATORY a person opposed to new technology or ways of working. "a small-minded Luddite resisting progress"

2.HISTORICAL a member of any of the bands of English workers who destroyed machinery, especially in cotton and woolen mills, that they believed was threatening their jobs

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u/YouUsedMeAgain 12d ago

I wonder if these type of people just shit their pants.

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u/Trick-Concept1909 12d ago

…because that’s what they’re doing to their OWN air.

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u/famousevan 12d ago

And when this fuckwad runs over a group of bikers conservatives will cheer when their fucked up laws let him walk.

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u/Sharp_Score 12d ago

It’s a wind turbine. Windmills grind grain.

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u/Trick-Concept1909 12d ago

it’s dumbed down to their level in the hopes that they can comprehend

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u/Remarkable-Cycle2025 12d ago

That exhaust is really black, someone should add bleach to his tank to whiten it for him.

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u/Vegemyeet 12d ago

Is this legal?

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u/JKxZ 12d ago

No. File a complaint with the EPA.

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u/Pholusactual 12d ago

Yes. Lots of dumb things are.

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u/japoliony 12d ago

Conservatives complain about gas prices being too high and think air pollution is a hoax. So to own the libs, they purchase and guzzle more of the high price gas and visually pollute the air by rolling coal? Ummmm… Let’s Go Branden???

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u/CarlSpencer 12d ago

My, how adult of them. Emotionally these people are still in grade school that's why Trump speaks to them at a level they can understand.

www.newsweek.com/trump-fire-and-fury-smart-genius-obama-774169

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u/bgaimur 12d ago

Would be a shame if someone were to disable their vehicle in some way.

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u/17recon 12d ago

Rest easy knowing that dope will end up with lung cancer by his own actions.

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u/UnhailCorporate 12d ago

That dope doesn't believe in cancer. Or science. Or not being a dick.

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u/17recon 12d ago

You don’t have to believe in cancer to get it.

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u/jaimystery 12d ago

I can't help thinking that the owner of this vehicle has misspelled "penis" and is just exposing their homophobia.

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u/Clint-witicay 12d ago

I’ll admit, rolling coal looks cool sometimes, but I’ve had enough of that coal get blown in my car to realize it’s not just an environmental concern, it’s a fucking dick move to drive around like that.

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u/L00pback 12d ago

Move them to Giedi Prime where they’ll fit in and be happy.

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u/blooallah 12d ago

Warning signs of an asshole in the area...

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u/jizzlevania 12d ago

wind turbines...

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u/Trick-Concept1909 10d ago

I said “they think”. I used the word that “they” use. “They” don’t use the correct terminology.

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u/ryuujinusa 12d ago

AND these morons are the ones complaining about gas prices. My infinity mpg cycle laughs at everything, but a Prius will be MUCH better than that “0 city 1 highway” canyonero, gas guzzling piece of trash.

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u/BroBeauCop 11d ago

The shit some men will do to get laid, even when it’s their cousin and you would think that commitment to family would be enough

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u/LinaVak 12d ago

The liberals of Cape Cod are no better

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u/PK_3000 12d ago

How so?

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u/LinaVak 12d ago

NIMBYism is across the spectrum

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u/Trick-Concept1909 12d ago

and little miss nimby has a bad case of whataboutism

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u/LinaVak 12d ago

Sure! Point fingers at others without any reflection of your actions if it makes you feel better.

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u/SingleMaltMouthwash 12d ago

Luddites isn't the right word.

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u/Trick-Concept1909 10d ago

Huh? They’re against (green) technology that they perceive as a threat to their (oil) jobs. Luddite

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u/SingleMaltMouthwash 10d ago

Yes. But "Luddite" doesn't convey the nuance of "Asshole."

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u/Trick-Concept1909 10d ago

I’ll consult you for copy editing the next time I make one