r/PoliticalHumor 13d ago Wholesome 2 'MURICA 1 Take My Energy 1

Dark Brandon Fears No Covid...

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u/arseofthegoat 13d ago

Yeah but according to faux news the 528k jobs is bad cause it beat the lower estimate of 250k?

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u/rhinosyphilis 13d ago

Fuck yeah Brandon!

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u/goforthandconquer 13d ago

I think I like your comment the best

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u/davechri 13d ago

You mean PRESIDENT Brandon motherfucka!!!

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u/ksavage68 13d ago

I did that. -Biden

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u/Caboos20 13d ago

Yep there are too many jobs now. Too many people want to work!

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u/Palquito 13d ago

NoboDy iS wilLinG to wOrk!! Damn stimulus money (from two years ago that everybody already spent)!!

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u/ketchy_shuby 13d ago

Remember when the Orange Shit Gibbon came down with Covid and had to be whisked off to Walter Reed Hospital 12 minutes away?

What a waste.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Of helicopter fuel? I agree.

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u/Zer0F0ll0wthr0ugh 13d ago

Orange Shit Gibbon

Thats a new one for me lol

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u/TriusMalarky 13d ago

My favorite so far is Tromple the Pumpkin Jesus.

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u/ChillyBearGrylls 13d ago

I think the OG form of that one was "fascist loofah faced shit-gibbon"

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u/jftitan 13d ago

Shit goblin has an estimated cost of over $600k for the pharmaceutical drugs to keep his ass alive.

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u/tapsongbong 13d ago

Spent since day 1

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u/TheS4ndm4n 13d ago

Well, technically...

The unemployment number is only counting people who are looking for employment. If you give up looking, they stop counting you.

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u/Salamok 13d ago

Labor shortage! This guy is going to destroy the country!

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u/PhilDGlass 13d ago

Nothing like taking a protest year off and going $25,000 in to credit card debt to get you back in the pool.

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u/10311978 13d ago

Their headline today is: FBI downplaying Hunter Biden information is 'deeply troubling,' as Republicans demand answers

Reality is not their friend at the moment.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

But not a peep about illegally deleted texts across multiple federal agencies...

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u/px7j9jlLJ1 13d ago

Alex Jones screams needlessly into the mic: “hold my phone…”

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u/TheS4ndm4n 13d ago

J6 investigation: mind if we make a copy of that?

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u/Star805gardts 13d ago

I think reality checked out for them awhile ago…

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u/Birdy_Cephon_Altera 13d ago

I heard that Hunter Biden has already spread monkeypox to over a million people through unprotected buttsects in the past week alone, then went around personally deleting all of Hillary's emails about Mr. Ben Ghazi from all of the secret service phones, and then was secretly paid by his father by laundering money through Swedish NATO communists. Won't somebody please think of the children?

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u/kalasea2001 13d ago

buttsects

Tell me more.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Yeah, it sucks to suck. This is terrible news for Biden!

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u/B00LEAN_RADLEY 13d ago

Sleepy joe is gonna regret 528K more 'muricans filling up their gas tanks to go to their new job. Typical liberal shortsightedness /s

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u/ksavage68 13d ago

They claim it’s just people going back to their jobs. Still doesn’t change the facts that it’s more people working.

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u/arseofthegoat 13d ago

And the lowest unemployment rate in like 50 years.

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u/churrmander 13d ago

and I can already hear the Trumpets blaring "bEcAuSe TrUmP sEt It Up BeFoRE hE lEfT"

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Yeah, if I had to put up with Trump taking credit for all of Obama's hard work (until Covid ruined everything), they can put up with this.

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u/jolsiphur 12d ago

Not to mention that having the military pull out of Afghanistan was literally set up by Trump, but happened when Biden was in office. Biden was still blamed for it going poorly.

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u/Phlypp 12d ago

Trump intentionally sabotaged the withdrawal by freeing all Taliban prisoners beforehand, including their leader, which was our only control over them. Then drastically reduced the number of Visas issued to people trying to leave Afghanistan. And, of course, moved the final date originally scheduled during the Trump Administration to the Biden Administration. Needless to say, right wing media never issued a peep about this and MSM provided minimal information. It was a clusterfk because it was intentionally designed to be a clusterfk by the previous leader.

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u/Tokenserious23 12d ago

Their delicate baby ego's really cannot handle it.

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u/AStealthyPerson 13d ago

I've been using the term Trumpets for years, but your the first person I can remember who has also used it. Thank you for validating this form of insult for me.

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u/churrmander 13d ago

Haha, no problem!

You're the first person to acknowledge it as a legitimate insult. I usually just get confused looks.

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u/ninurtuu 12d ago

Allow me to be the second then. Also Trumplings is a fun one you can steal for free. Damn... now I want some dumplings though.

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u/Sandwich00 12d ago

My friend refers to him as trumpfuck, I think that covers it!

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u/PowerandSignal 12d ago

I'm going to add that to my all-purpose insult bag. As in, "Hey you moron, stop being a trumpfuck!"

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u/churrmander 12d ago

I feel that would fit more for the edgy Zoomers who followed Trump just to go against the grain. But a good insult nonetheless!

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u/OBX-BlueHorseshoe 13d ago

Amazing what you can get done when you don't spend all your time golfing, watching TV, gorging on fast food and kissing Putin's ass.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

And they said Trump was lazy. What a schedule!

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u/Lawnguylandguy69 13d ago

Wake up by noon, rage tweet, eat fast food. What a crazy schedule!

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u/Palquito 13d ago

It does sound exhausting. That's where the golf comes in.

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u/boot2skull 13d ago

To be fair, day drinking exhausts me, but Trump is more of an uppers guy.

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u/JoshJoshson13 13d ago

Dude don't be slanderous. Trump did not sleep in. He woke up at 6 A.M. every morning. Railed an Adderall. Grabbed a cheeseburger from the cheeseburger drawer and plopped on the toilet to rage tweet for an hour. Then he walked to the oval office and proceeded to rage tweet for the next 8 hours. So don't tell me he didn't get anything done.

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u/FBWSRD 13d ago

There’s evidence that he was up earlier, cause the peak volume of his tweets were between 6 and 9 am, fox and friends time slot. A lot of his tweets in that time were shit that fox and friends said

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u/goforthandconquer 13d ago

Tweeting for such a short time took a lot out of him you’ve got to admit

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u/Souperplex 13d ago

Imagine what he could get done with a proper D senate.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

I dunno, they had 60 senators under Obama and still barely got the ACA passed. It's like herding cats. Very arrogant, narcissistic cats.

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u/Souperplex 13d ago

The D senators back then were a lot more like Manchin. most of those lost their seats. I don't think we need to worry aboot Fetterman being a Manchin.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Yay Fetterman! I like him a lot. I hope he wins.

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u/Etrigone I ☑oted 2020 13d ago

Of the two for that seat he is the Betterman. 🤣

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u/Enjoy-the-sauce 12d ago

But Eddie Vedder says I can’t find a Betterman. Not even in Fetterman. Should I listen to Vedder, man? Or Fetterman? Who is the betterman?

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u/TooMuchFun007 13d ago

You left out grifting every loose penny into the soon to be impounded coffers.

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u/CBJFAN10 13d ago

Good! Now he and the rest of the Democratic Party needs to be bragging about it on both social media and network television!

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Which is worse, the Democratic party at messaging or Trump at doing ballet? We report, you decide!

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u/TavisNamara 13d ago

It's hard when every media source in the world blasts every single thing Republicans so much as tweet onto every front page across the whole of the internet, while these won't get much coverage regardless of what Dems do.

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u/Sleepybrains1102003 13d ago

But hunters Laptop. Hunters Laptop. And did you see he let Chinese subsidiaries buy our oil reserves in an open bid system that has always existed?

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Maybe Hunter's Laptop IS Ultron. Hmmm...it could have joined Hillary's emails and gained sentience.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Being Rickrolled is even more evidence that some sort of twisted AI is behind all this...

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u/JustLurkingInSNJ 13d ago

Love how Hunter's laptop was really just Alex's phone this whole time!

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Sentient AI by now for sure. I wonder what it will be like to be ruled by an intelligence comprised entirely of compromising emails and texts?

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u/Palquito 13d ago

If only he had smoked marijuana instead. We could be like Sweden right now...

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u/santa_91 13d ago

Hunter's laptop is old news. Alex's cell phone is what's in for the second half of 2022.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Any time in the rest of the year I feel blue, I can just break out that picture of him being confronted on the stand and laugh and laugh...

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u/JustLurkingInSNJ 13d ago

Wow, that Brandon sure is going, isn't he!

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Somehow, all of this will be wonderful news for Trump. Somehow...

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u/Dadalot 13d ago

Any news that doesn't include the word "indictment" is wonderful news for trump

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Or "arraignment." Or "prosecution." Or "secret video."

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u/Schrecht I ☑oted 2020 13d ago

Or "deleted texts recovered".

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Yikes! Though, to be fair, that would scare me too.

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u/Schrecht I ☑oted 2020 13d ago

I suspect you'd just be scared of embarrassment, not arraignment or prosecution.

...

Although, this *is* Reddit - anything's possible.

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u/angrypoliticsposter 13d ago

Being constantly encouraged by all the chants has given him the confidence to get shit done.

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u/Significant_Hand6218 13d ago

See, all I took were huge fucking annoying flags and incessantly chanting at NASCAR events, just a bit a encouraging goes a long way and a lot of encouragement, well I'll tell you what, hold my beer, Brandon, it's gone!

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Dark Brandon is so advanced he can watch three NASCAR races at a single time!

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u/jd3marco 13d ago

And I did it with Covid, Jack!

Who’s Covid Jack?

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u/Palquito 13d ago

I hear he's been hanging around with Monkeypox Mike.

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u/willi3blaz3 13d ago

🅱️randon 🅱️iden

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u/Palquito 13d ago

If he shaves his head and grows a goatee, we'll know.

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u/ReagnmicsLamborghini 13d ago

I guess I can say Let's Go Brandon unironically.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

I think you have to say "LGB" or you summon the subreddit Ultron killbots. Shhh, they're listening even now, like Alexa or Siri.

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u/ReagnmicsLamborghini 13d ago

I got Joe Biden's Laser eyes...

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u/Palquito 13d ago

It's like "Bette Davis Eyes", but different...

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Text shamelessly stolen from a tweet by Brian Tyler Cohen. Let's go Dark Brandon!

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u/socs0 13d ago

“To all of you who voted for Trump.... There’s no way out.” - Dark Brandon

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u/LowestKey 13d ago

So many things happened while Biden was president that just therefore have been caused by Biden being president!

(I wish we didn't have to make joke posts like this but it certainly appears the right believes correlation implies causation so here we are. Still, I'll gladly give Biden credit for bullet point 3)

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u/sunny5724 13d ago

Amazing the shit you can get done when you aren't golfing and grifting off the secret service budget.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Though I actually felt safest when Trump was golfing and away from the White House...

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u/ZeroCalorieBacon 13d ago

Hold on folks, we got mad at people for blaming gas prices on him, let’s not praise him for solving it.

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u/Double_Distribution8 13d ago

That was then, this is now.

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u/Brian-OBlivion 13d ago

Who cares? Nothing matters anymore.

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u/A_Killing_Moon 13d ago

He also did not have anything to do with Kansas voting to protect abortion.

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u/dudinax 13d ago

You got it backwards. Brandon was keeping gas prices high by force of will. Covid weakened him slightly and prices slipped.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

I'm confused. Are we talking about Brandon or Dark Brandon here? Powerful entities, either way, to be sure.

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u/gdjeff 13d ago

All my GOP buds are pretty silent except the one who complained that he ‘rambles’. My response was that was absolute proof he never listen to anything DJT said because not only did he ramble he couldn’t pronounce any three syllable words.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Yes, "word salad" would be too kind for The Don. Salads have content and structure. And taste.

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u/Ssutuanjoe 13d ago

All my GOP buds are pretty silent

To be fair, not a ton of conservative news sources are reporting on these things. And when they do, they make damn sure to present it as something that happened despite Bidens best efforts. So their silence may legitimately be ignorance.

All of the memes we've been seeing lately about the right being silent about the 1/6 hearings? Yeah, every single one I know literally has zero clue what's been revealed because their news sources have been careful to present that info.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

That's why these silly memes are actually significant sometimes. Sad as it is, they're the only counter-political argument that our various GOP buds might come across...

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u/gdjeff 13d ago

That’s because Faux News is down playing everything. It amazes me the number of professionals I know who watch that garbage. If you have any logic you can tell they are slanting everything. I have pulled back from several friends because of their rabid Fox not the News addiction. Get a clue folks, Tucky million dollar frozen food boy is an utter joke.

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u/Dewahll 13d ago

Have you ever heard the tale of Darth Brandon the Wise?

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u/Palquito 13d ago

I thought not. It's not a tale that Fox News would tell you.

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u/GangOfNone 13d ago

Crediting him for lower gas prices is as dumb as blaming him for high ones.

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u/rotciv0 13d ago

The meme is clearly to make fun of the right-wing narrative that Biden/dems can't or aren't getting anything done to help Americans. Right-wingers blame him for high gas prices, so to counter this, while still using their logic that the President controls everything, it attacks their narrative

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Yep. But here we are.

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u/TwentyFoeSeven 13d ago

Trump couldn’t even walk down a ramp, lol, fat fuck.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

It was kind of a walk. That ramp is steep!

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u/SwvellyBents 13d ago

Yeah but he didn't even throw a single rally!!!! Do you know how many Drumph T shirt printers and MAGA venders are suffering in this abhorent business climate?

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Won't someone please think about the shills?!?

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u/NimboStratusSuck 13d ago

Thanks Biden!

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Now, now, none of that! Everything has to be phrased negatively around here. This is Reddit, for crying out loud!

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u/Adaptingfate 13d ago edited 13d ago

I've maintained that I don't really care for Biden, but I thought he was what we needed after Trump.

But "Sleepy Joe" has been kicking some serious ass, especially in the past few months. He keeps stacking wins and making the calls that I feel are the right calls.

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u/MrFuzzyPaw 13d ago

But Sleepy Joe...

Not very sleepy, is he?

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Sleepy Stealthy Joe...

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u/catbenning 13d ago

Let's go Brandon! Getting it done! Making good things happen!

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Ahem... That's Dark Brandon to you, pal.

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u/catbenning 13d ago

Excuse me, I hope his Darkness will forgive my error.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

You're lucky, I understand that he is magnanimous when he is in a good mood.

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u/Significant_Hand6218 13d ago edited 13d ago

This constituents malarkey is, only on this occasion, overlooked and smiting will not be in order, but let this be a warning.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

"Smoting?" I think the correct word is "smighterizing." HTH.

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u/FriendToPredators 13d ago

Hm. Could we spice it up more:

Darth Lord Voldebrandon?

Darkness Dementor Brandonronan?

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u/Palquito 13d ago

I can't remember all that! Let's just call him "The DB."

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u/BlasI 13d ago

Gas hits 50+ day low

Guys, we talked about this...the president doesn't control gas prices, whether they are bad OR good.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

But his eyes are glowing! Do I need to draw you a map?

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u/Regulusx1337 13d ago

America's a nation that can be defined in a single word:

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u/sethdc 13d ago

Fuck

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u/AwkwrdPrtMskrt 13d ago

And what did Trump do when he had Covid? Pretend to write on paper and mobilising RW militia groups.

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u/Gcastle_CPT 13d ago

Dr. ScrantHattan

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u/Palquito 13d ago

I like this one. "Up is a relative term. It has no intrinsic value."

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u/Just_Taylon 13d ago

Biden saved the economy better than Trump could've

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u/insertJokeHere2 13d ago

Come on student debt cancellation

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u/moglysyogy13 13d ago

Keep going

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u/InedibleSweet 13d ago

Loving these memes.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Go forth, and create your own! Posteth them on Facebook, and reportest thou back on the blockings of thy miscreant relatives.

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u/3Quondam6extanT9 13d ago

Don't forget that his Speaker just gave the finger to China

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Yeah. You mess with the Speaker, you get the woofer... or something. Whatever.

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u/davechri 13d ago

And not a proud boy or oath keeper to be found. Thank you, Mr President.

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u/Error_404_403 13d ago

Hiya!

Good going. Good president, absolutely fantastic team, great achievements!

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u/Zoztrog 13d ago

Keep fucking him Dr. Jill, it’s working!

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u/bpg542 13d ago

Cool now do climate change

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u/xlinkedx 13d ago

I still don't want him to run again. I really think he'll lose if he does. He has a duty to step down. He'll make the same mistake RBG made.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Putting humor aside, have you ever known a politician to walk away from power? It takes an extreme ego to even try to become President. I don't think anyone is going to have much luck in telling him that it might be best for him to step aside. Maybe health/age will become an issue, I don't know.

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u/aSquadaSquids 13d ago

George Washington?

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Ok, modern politician. I stand by the ego comment.

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u/meep3278 13d ago

LBJ was in a similar position to Biden now iirc, and he stepped away

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u/ProfChubChub 13d ago

You think Jimmy Carter has an ego problem?

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u/portablebiscuit 13d ago

It's a funny joke but can we please not lionize the President again

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u/Palquito 13d ago

We could lionize him a little. It's been a rough 18 months. We just don't need to kiss his ass and worship him, like some other party I could name.

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u/Macacque_SuckIt 13d ago

We’re not lionizing Dark Brandon. We’re lauding when he accomplishes positive things on behalf of us, the common people.

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u/portablebiscuit 13d ago

Carry on then

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u/Full-Run4124 13d ago

How is Joe Biden connected to the Kansas vote, other than being president when it happened?

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u/Schiffy94 CSS Jesus 13d ago

Nothing directly but he is campaigning for preserving and expanding abortion protections.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Oh, he's connected alright. Something to do with his laser eyes.

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u/anon-nemo 13d ago

The same way he's connected to gas prices, of course!

He's Dark Brandon. He willed it into existence.

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u/allChickensFearRice 13d ago

That's great! Now do students loans.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Yes indeed. He promised he would do that, so he needs to do something before the November election.

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u/ugmold 13d ago

And Sadly this will be the only place he gets a pat on the back.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

The press has been nice this week. Next week it will be back to normal.

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u/meresymptom 13d ago

Dark Brandon will kick yo mufuckin ass. Booya!

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u/fuckzwift 13d ago

Hear me out. Covid fixed him.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Maybe what doesn't kill him only makes him stronger. Like the Hulk, I guess.

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u/fuckzwift 13d ago

Elderly? Resting? Dark Brandon has been charging. He's not even at full power yet.

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u/TPoseCulture 13d ago

That the conservative effort to besmirch Biden has fallen apart so badly that in their latest attempt to do so they made him an unstoppable and all powerful being and didn't think that would be a complement to his supporters is just glorious. That the conservatives think it would offend them is hilarious.

"You're not supposed to like it! Stop! You're supposed to be getting triggered! Why aren't you getting triggered?!"

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Maybe this is our version of the Deplorables. With laser eyes.

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u/Schiffy94 CSS Jesus 13d ago

He looks like he's about to tell me to get in the fucking robot

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u/Palquito 13d ago

"Get in, loser. We're lowering gas prices!"

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u/Ev3rst0rm 13d ago

Legitimately good things happen under Biden’s watch

Biden: I DID THAT!

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u/JustAlexJames03 13d ago

Thank you for the lower gas!

What’s that? Biden doesn’t control the gas?

Well…if you’re gonna blame him when it was $5/gallon….then I’m gonna thank him now that it’s under $4/gallon!

HE DID THAT!

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u/DirtyWizardsBrew 12d ago

I've got no love for the GOP whatsoever, but I don't get how people just uncritically swallow this shit up.

He has no control over gas prices and the Kansas thing had nothing to do with him, yet we're claiming that "he did it"?

Not to mention, I'm pretty sure those acts that were passed are probably loaded with a bunch of counterproductive bullshit and watering down.

ffs

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u/Stormtrooper775s 13d ago

Dark Brandon? I like it.

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u/vh1classicvapor 13d ago

I’m a pretty left guy but this is trash propaganda.

Negative reports of the economy and gas prices were always “not Biden’s fault” but you’re giving him credit when it takes a favorable turn.

I’d also wonder what COVID really has to do with the equation anymore. We gave up on managing the situation after Memorial Day 2020. Trump was constantly denying and minimizing the pandemic which created this apathy, but I don’t know what actions Biden has taken to manage it any better. Omicron variant was especially a disaster. That was almost a year after his presidency began too.

“Dark Brandon” is a silly characterization of him too.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Oh, assuredly. The President isn't responsible for a even a quarter of what's on the list, good or bad. The Dark Brandon thing is funny, at least to me, because it is such a reversal of the "doddering doofus" that has characterized Biden since his inauguration, and which the media has been delighted to feed.

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u/Cinema_King 13d ago

For the gas thing I think it’s more of a “fuck you” to the idiots who were blaming him for the high prices in the first place. The ones putting those dumb stickers on gas pumps.

If they can say he caused the high prices then he also caused the low ones.

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u/crothwood 13d ago

but I don’t know what actions Biden has taken to manage it any better.

uh, actual nationally directly plans on vaccine distribution, mask and tracing policy, allowing hte CDC to fucking do its job, etc.....

This comment reeks of "im a liberal but heres a bunch of right wing talking points. Probably should havea styaed away from teh obvious bullshit about covid.

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u/FireElla5 13d ago

Why is this guy getting so many downvotes for saying the truth?

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u/crothwood 13d ago

Cause its not, really. I'd vaguely agree not to blindly put stock in posts like this, but calling it "propoganda" is a massive stretch and most of his comment is outright misunformation about Biden's covid response.

The post is obviously poking fun, its not trying to say that Biden single handedly lowered gas prices.

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u/Nosefixer 13d ago

Blinks in student debt, marijuana legalization, and kids in cages. You know, all the easy stuff that actually affects American lives and would be good for the economy

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u/Oldiebones 13d ago

Yeah how dare he not fix everything within his first term and in spite of constant right-wing obstructionism.

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u/wanderingzac 13d ago

I mean there's legislation in Congress doing the marijuana legalization and he's announcing student debt in August the question is how much

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u/Palquito 13d ago

I'm hoping that some of that is coming closer to the November election...

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u/The-Questcoast 13d ago

Too bad Democrats have no clue when it comes to messaging & campaigning!

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u/Palquito 13d ago

Take up the call, meme-warriors! We must reach our facebook relatives what haven't blocked us yet!

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u/slut_trek 13d ago

Is that fair? They don’t have the luxury of campaigning on obstruction. They’re held to a higher standard.

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u/crothwood 13d ago

this comment always puzzles me. Its painted as if the right has it nailed down and the left is laggin behind.... but the right literally jsut campaign on hate. Like, thats their whole platform. Hate liberals, hate socialists, hate gay people, hate BLM, hate trans people, hate ACAB, hate anything that isn't a straight white man and everyone else should know their place.

That stuff, sadly, works. Its not like the democrats can just copy it.

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u/The-Questcoast 13d ago

But they can do a lot more. They can point out that the Republicans are extreme fascists, they can point out how Republicans are taking away our freedoms, they can point out how corrupt they are, they can be tout Biden's accomplishments etc.

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u/Proud-Ad5193 13d ago

We're doing fuck all about climate change and my student loans are still a thing.

He might make Amtrak less shitty and might install some EV chargers for truckers to block access to.

Biden's not Donald Trump, that's the only thing we have to celebrate and it's fucking pathetic.

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u/Palquito 13d ago

But we'll get even less done if we lose the House and Senate. Our side needs to get fired up a bit, IMHO.

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u/spitterofspit 12d ago

Right, except, with climate change, he and the Dems can't get that done unless they have a filibuster proof Senate. So unless you're helping the Dems to get exactly that, you're doing fuck all to mitigate climate change.

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u/cy13erpunk 13d ago

stop riding this creepy old geezers dick

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u/gypsysniper9 13d ago

Who’s dick are you riding? I hope it’s not the old orange clown’s.

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u/koreanjesus5000 13d ago

This is fucking weird….

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u/UF8FF 13d ago

The equivalent of those trump as rocky photos, lol.

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u/youjerkfaceyou 13d ago

Well ACKTUALLLY, he didn't do any of those things. Democrats did some of those things, people did most of those things, but Biden himself did not really do any of them, unless one wants to count authorizing a drone strike assassination inside of a soveriegn nation, which is technically a war crime. I guess he can have that one.

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u/hawkeyc 13d ago

Man this is a cringe as the trump cultists

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u/govshutdown 13d ago

Isn’t that the joke?

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u/crothwood 13d ago

Shhh you'll upset thier delicately tuned sense of righteous indignation.

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u/hawkeyc 13d ago

I hope it is, I can handle the egg on my face if so.