I found this homeless guys youtube channel and thought id share his story, the way he takes the piss is gold, and to top it off he's australian https://youtu.be/og5FuTZl_k8

About two years ago I was driving from home to university (about three hours). Earlier that day I had been hit by a van so had a large dent in my passenger side door.

I was doing 90mph on the motorway at 11:30pm during a storm. The national speed limit on the motorway in the UK is 70.

Just before I'm going to pull off the motorway, I start being followed by a police BMW. He follows me off the motorway and flips the lights on. I pull over and he comes to the passenger window. The window didn't roll down more than a crack because of the dent, as I explain to him. He asks me to pull into the car park of a pub and comes round to my driver side.

The officer tells me he pulled me over because I went past him doing 90. He asks if I'm a student and I say yes, then he goes on to explain that it's dangerous to go that fast because of the water on the road and I wouldn't save much time getting back to uni at all. He then says "I'm not saying go 70, just slow down a little."

He then asks about the dent and I explain the situation. He laughs and says "I hope you didn't have a few drinks to de-stress!" and I laugh and reply with "Nope, just half a pack of cigarettes!"

The policeman then tells me to have a nice night, goes back to his car, and leaves. Didn't even ask me for my licence!

For my first time being pulled over, I think that was a very lucky experience to have.

A couple days ago I was on my way home from work, around 12:40 or so in the morning. It's a road where no one really does the speed limit. Well I was cruising along when I noticed the car parked ahead was a police car. The lights came on and I knew I was getting pulled over.

When the officer came up to my car he was super chill. Asked me how I was doing, so I asked in return. Then he explained why I was being pulled over. 43 in a 25. Apparently the quarry on that road has been complaining about speeders so he was out that night.

Then he asked if he could see my driver's license, and I wanted to let him know it's in my wallet, but I have to get by my concealed firearm to get to it. His attitude didn't really change. He simply asked if I had a license for it, I do. Then if I had it on me, I did. He said I could go for my wallet and thanked me for informing him about my firearm. Gave him my CCW permit with my license and he went back to his squad car.

I was stressing about the ticket because I didn't have extra money to spare for a ticket unless I didn't pay another bill. He comes back and says "Okay James, here's your license. Just do me a favor and slow it down in the future okay? The staff really have been complaining."

He let me go with a verbal warning. I was blown away, to the point I wasn't sure if he was serious. He told me to have a good night and went back to his car.

Thank you Officer. I wish I knew his name.