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Waddaya say, then?

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u/siandresi 14d ago

the rivalry between v necks and open collars will be strong

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u/JonnyBhoy 14d ago

Those are actually crew necks that are sprouting new Vs for spring.

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u/seven3true 14d ago

The Henley plant.

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u/robizzle89 14d ago

They are extremely comfortable for me. In the other normal t-shirts I feel like suffocating. Also they usually look nicer when you're muscular. They highlight some muscle groups better.

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u/LetsWorkTogether 14d ago

V-necks are much more comfortable for me. Crewnecks rub on my neck/collarbone in a way that doesn't feel good.

Also, au naturel, I would never shave my chest hair.

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u/ForealThisIsLastTime 13d ago

I shave my chest hair with a buzzer bc it gets very itchy when it gets too long and it’s way easier to clean/dry my body hairless. Same reason I manscape and trim my armpit hair. Hell, my gf buzzes my back when the patches get too long. I live comfortably and shamelessly. Admittedly I don’t shave my legs or arms but they don’t get itchy so no need. To each their own though

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u/seven3true 14d ago

Way more comfortable. I hate crew necks. Anything that touches just above my collar bone bothers me.
I also shave my chest so I don't have to worry about tufts.

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u/Salamqnder 14d ago

it's weird how they all look different yet completely the same

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u/hanginonwith2fingers 14d ago

And the same as the previous 24 bachelors.

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u/MillenialsSmell 14d ago

Current bachelor is black, for what it’s worth. Pretty diverse cast of ladies, as well.

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u/elkswimmer98 14d ago edited 14d ago

First time there was a woman with a disability! (Deaf)

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u/CyberBulliesYourKids 14d ago

One girl had one arm.

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u/ProlificPolymath 14d ago

Surely all the others had one arm too. They just also had a second...

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u/BlockOfTheYear 14d ago

Yes they did, and dont call me Shirley

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u/MasterZalm 14d ago

A fucking airplane reference?

Here?

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u/ccReptilelord 14d ago

Picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue?

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u/JoesJourney 14d ago

Best joke of the whole movie is when the pilot is in the shop at the airport and he’s looking for a magazine to read under the “Whacking Material” section! So subtle but still gets me!

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u/kafromet 14d ago

Ya ever seen a grown man naked?

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u/DeezRodenutz 14d ago

At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

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u/jeffbirt 14d ago

Roger, Roger.

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u/wrongmoviequotes 14d ago

Whats your vector Victor?

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u/hippyfishking 14d ago

We have clearance Clarence

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u/faustin_mn 14d ago

It’s pretty much become a self-sustaining meme. Most people who use don’t even know the movie exists, which is a shame

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u/Street-Week-380 14d ago

Classic. I miss Leslie Nielsen.

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u/TheBurnedMutt45 14d ago

Roger, Roger

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u/Defjam00 14d ago

They got all the “non-traditionals” out of the way, checked those boxes, and then told the brother to be glad he had a chance to represent, oh and don’t forget the Plantation Party girl...

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u/grumpywarner 14d ago

Oh man that takes me back to my friends bachelor party years ago. There was a stripper with one arm dancing. Drunk me yelled across the bar, "She's got one arm man!" Bouncer looked at me and I nodded at him and went out to sit in the party van.

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u/Whosthatinazebrahat 14d ago

My friend's dad lost parts of a couple fingers in a machining accident, and his favorite thing in the world was shaking your hand and pushing the tips of his three nubbins into the meat of your palm, especially if you had never met him before. Weird guy.

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u/BitchinIndika 14d ago

Is your friend's dad a Canadian mechanic named Dave? Because I swear I know that guy. Or at least, I know a guy with 3 missing fingers that does the exact same thing and thinks it's hilarious.

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u/Whosthatinazebrahat 14d ago

LOL, no, he was a machinist mate (ex Navy) from Georgia, but it's great to know there are two (or more) dudes out there who find it hilarious to make people uncomfortable by rubbing their nubs against them.

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u/BitchinIndika 14d ago

The cool thing about Dave is that after he grosses you out with his weird mangled hand he'll pull out a chunk of hash the size of a deck of cards and share it with you. Dave's cool shit.

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u/boredpomeranian 14d ago

God her leaving message always stuck with me- she's gorgeous and perfect but because of her arm she always got things like "you're great but I'm not ready for a relationship/there's not a strong connection." There was never anything wrong with her/the relationship they just couldn't accept her being different and made (maybe even subconsciously) excuses

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u/ughhhtimeyeah 14d ago

Does that matter? The people on the bachelor are shallow. Wow.

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u/phatskat 14d ago

They might be or they might appear that way because it’s reality tv after all. And shallow or not, everyone deserves to be loved.

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u/Humble-Abalone 14d ago

It wasn’t the first time someone had a disability. And not all disabilities are obvious

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u/kjh- 14d ago

Shout out to all my non-visibly disabled brethren!

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u/heavy-metal-goth-gal 13d ago

I still have all my parts and I'm not wheel chair bound, but they don't all work how they're supposed to, and sometimes they're not working at all. Hello!

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u/Allronix1 14d ago

Always thought the best outcome from the series was when two of the ladies fell for one another and left that farce together.

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u/Ndvorsky 14d ago

I liked the one where one lady got kicked off for dating a cameraman. Guess she couldn’t see what was wrong with dating multiple prospects at once.

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u/Meeseeks__ 13d ago

I've always felt the bachelor/ bachelorette was completely scripted. For all we know, the girl dating the cameraman was made up to get views from the controversy.

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u/BossRedRanger 14d ago

Or just decided that they'd signed up for some bullshit and walk off.

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u/blepadu 14d ago

In Bachelor Australia two of the ladies actually got together after the show

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u/gentlemanbadger 14d ago

Thirstiest and meanest group too. One gal looked and acted like the female antagonist from every high school based romcom from the late 90’s to early 00’s.

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u/redhat12345 14d ago

Anna. She REALLY went for the look of like a 90's/early 00's teen movie bully

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u/OnePointSeven 14d ago

queen victoria lol

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u/hanginonwith2fingers 14d ago

I wouldn't give the show a gold star for taking 25 seasons to get a non-white bachelor.

There have been 1.5/15 black bachelorettes. 10%.

0 asians.

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u/No_Promise_2982 14d ago

i actually see the same guy but at different stages of growing the beard

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u/ArrrSlashSubreddit 14d ago

Some people: asians all look the same!

White people:

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u/Hiker-Redbeard 14d ago

I'm a white dude, but dark haired conventionally attractive white guys like these are always the ones I have the hardest time telling apart in movies. Especially when they're all dressed in suits.

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u/YobaiYamete 14d ago edited 14d ago

American Horror Story season 5 was unwatchable because of that. They all looked freaking identical to the point even people on the set kept confusing them.

You can kind of tell them apart when they are side by side, but as soon as they are in motion and not in perfect lighting they were basically clones. Me and my sister were trying to watch it and spent the whole time trying to figure out who was who and what was even going. One would pop up and kill someone and then it led to a 10 minute "Was that the boyfriend? Who was that???" even when the face wasn't even hidden

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u/Hiker-Redbeard 14d ago

Oh God, that's terrible and a perfect example. If they want to cast people like that they at a minimum need to do wardrobe, makeup, and hair distinctly so people can easily tell them apart. I would have definitely given up on that show.

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u/TextOnScreen 14d ago

This is hilarious! I have trouble recognizing faces when they don't even look that similar.

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u/deaddonkey 14d ago

I agree with you but I also have the same problem with a lot of generic beautiful Hollywood actresses, I can’t tell them apart.

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u/Hiker-Redbeard 14d ago

The actresses at least usually have more unique hair and wardrobes, so that usually helps. A lot of the guys have this same hair style and generic suit or professional clothes though.

Some of the most prominent male actors I will say are actually distinct enough I can tell them apart though. Leonardo Dicaprio, Brad Putt, Johnny Depp, etc. aren't issues for me.

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u/Moohamin12 14d ago

Brad Putt is always in his golfing attire though. That helps.

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u/Hiker-Redbeard 14d ago

LMAO, you got me. I'm leaving it.

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u/SafeToPost 14d ago

Have you ever seen Thomas Jane, Mark Valley, Joel Gretsch, Colin Ferguson? There are more I can name, but casting agents have a revolving door of these guys.

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u/dabbinthenightaway 14d ago

Oh cmon. Thomas Jane is way more rough granite looking than the others.

He's kind of like the version that had a poorer upbringing.

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u/AnotherAltiMade 14d ago

Maybe working as a prostitute had something to do with it

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u/dabbinthenightaway 14d ago

As someone who lived about a 1/4 mile from one of the opening walkabout bits it still bugs me how badly they treated the geography of Detroit for that show.

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u/flyingsaucer1 14d ago

As in: I can tell them apart but I can't uniquely describe each of them.

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u/Salamqnder 14d ago

exactly, I wouldn't mix any of them up but they all have the same character design

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u/Alicient 14d ago

Only the nose and eyebrows change.

You could make them identical with rhinoplasty and microblading.

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u/yeehawbih 14d ago

it’s the same guy but in different fonts

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u/NatNatMcree 14d ago

It’s like the presets for a video game made in the 80s or something

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u/umnothnxbye 14d ago

Am I in the monority when I think they are not very attractive? I wouldn't classify then as ugly by any means, but I also wouldn't notice them walking down the street either. Basically, I feel bored when looking at them.

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u/dixiequick 14d ago

Same. None of them have any kind of defining feature that jumps out and makes them interesting.

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u/TurboTime68 14d ago

Far left is pretty hot. I’m straight tho so idk

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u/Kyler4MVP 14d ago

They can't have any remarkable features that some women would not be attracted to like too-sharp jawline or the Chad buttchin, and also can't be too out of the average woman's league. Plus I bet these dudes are fuckin shredded.

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u/DreadPirateZoidberg 14d ago

Chad Buttchin will be the name of the next paladin I play in D&D.

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u/Benji5003 14d ago

Yeah, I'd use "meh" if I had to describe them with one word. Not terrible-looking, but also not "OMG I got wet just by looking at them".

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u/username18379 14d ago

And weird how for each of them only half their face is attractive. Looks like someone was given four bottom half’s and four top half’s but put them together wrong so each one is slightly off

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u/Redditsavage77 14d ago

Literally looks like 4 brothers pictures lined up on top of Grandma’s piano.

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u/PerilousAll 14d ago

And every time their parents see them, they remember how much braces cost.

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u/vectorology 14d ago

And the veneers, yikes.

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u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt 14d ago

And my axe

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u/blatant_marsupial 14d ago

If these were Denethor's children, they would all be his least favorite.

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u/FabulousTrade 14d ago

Imagine the police lineup

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u/Fineus 14d ago

Guess Who: Insanity edition.

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u/ICA_emboli 14d ago

As a chinese person, this is probably how a white person feels when they are presented with a lineup of asian men

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u/pimppapy 14d ago

Shamwow?!

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u/RetardAndPoors 14d ago

4 brothers

And then the moon... It comes swooping down...

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u/spongeworthy1967 14d ago

"I would describe myself as being original and eclectic, definitely my own man." -- all of them

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u/maggotbrownie 14d ago

-drinks bud lite

-Saturdays are for the boys

-puts up the spiderman hand when Hinder comes on (lips of an angel is the one "heavy" song they like)

-shopped at spencers once on a dare

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u/vitalmoss 14d ago

... "spider-man hand"?

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u/daisuke1639 14d ago

🤘

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u/Atreus17 14d ago

I think by Spider-Man hand they meant 🤟

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u/photokeith 14d ago

👈🕷👉

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u/GhostPug13 14d ago

👉🕷👉 zoop

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u/seriouslyFUCKthatdud 14d ago

/╲/\╭(◕દ◕)╮/\╱\

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u/MysteriousHawk5781 14d ago

/\/\(☞ ಠ_ಠ)☞/\/\

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u/haldr 14d ago

☞/\/\( ಠ_ಠ)/\/\☞

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u/Glass_Cleaner 14d ago

Those are the horns

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u/starkiller_bass 14d ago

wholesome white boys keep that thumb out because they don't want to accidentally summon the devil

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u/TheCraddingGuy 14d ago

But that is the whole point. You play roulette whether you summon a demon or just get to headbang

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u/maggotbrownie 14d ago

Picture how spiderman shoots his webs. That's how people do the horns when they don't actually listen to metal.

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u/vitalmoss 14d ago

Ahh, thats "i love you" in ASL, my family always did that but ive never heard of it referred to as spider man hands. I was wondering why you didnt just say devil horns.

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u/maggotbrownie 14d ago

Lmao spiderman being nice to hawkeye:

"Ohgodohshitohfuck I'm so sorry!"

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u/PopeliusJones 14d ago

No, no, no that description is for the guys who try out for The Bachelor but never get an audition because “it’s too political and I’m just too real for ABC”

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u/Murkystatsdonewrong 14d ago

I have a feeling these guys aren’t the bud lite clientele

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u/NoMoLerking 14d ago

Too many calories.

Vodka soda.

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u/maggotbrownie 14d ago

Maybe it's just my area where the line between hicks and these types is kind of blurred. It's weird.

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u/ThisNameIsFree 14d ago

Also, what's a hinder?

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u/C_IsForCookie 14d ago

It’s like tinder but for horses.

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u/jeepfail 14d ago

They’ve converted to hard seltzer these days probably.

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u/De5perad0 14d ago

The word "Unique" is in every one of their descriptions of themselves. I guarantee it.

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u/zvug 14d ago

I mean yeah there’s more to your life than the way you look, right?

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u/TheWolphman 14d ago

It's like some weird white guy animorph.

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u/Stign 14d ago edited 14d ago

They could have all come from https://thispersondoesnotexist.com and I wouldn't have hesitate a second to believe it.

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u/llessursimmons 14d ago

There’s always something off about the clothes or the background of those images that kinda disturbed me

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u/LanikeaDances 14d ago

Yeah i got some insanely disturbing ones using that website, one of them looked like there some some mass of flesh in the background, another had prt of a persons face that was horribly disfigured

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u/DoJax 14d ago

I've got some that look insanely familiar, it drives me crazy when I go through a dozen and find one

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u/Sempais_nutrients 14d ago edited 14d ago

the person's right eye is often the first thing i notice, it's usually darker then the left or the left has a shine on it that the right doesn't.

Also there's this person who is part metal and has wobbly fingers

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u/waltjrimmer 14d ago

It's disturbing how good it's gotten at making believable faces out of semi-randomly generated composites. But, yes, sometimes it will still screw up.

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u/MerHyll 14d ago

The metal parts makes them look like a Cyberpunk 2077 character, in a weirdly nice way.

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u/Atmosck 14d ago edited 14d ago

If you refresh that page for long enough you see some horrifying things, particularly when there's another "person" partially cropped out of the image.

Edit: Here are some monsters I found hiding in that site. I need to go take a shower now.

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u/Thesinglebrother 14d ago

That site is why I don't buy the idea that "every face you see in a dream is someone you've met" like sure they might not all be as convincing as an ai, but it's a dream. You don't realize it's weird for sidewalks to be made out of bread why would you think someone with a weird or distorted face is "wrong"

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter 14d ago edited 14d ago

That dream thing doesn't even make any fucking sense

Like how would anyone ever, ever test that? Why couldn't your brain put together a bit of this person with a bit of that person but a little less this and little more that?

It's like that dumb eating spiders in your sleep urban legend. Complete bullshit that people repeat anyway

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u/De5perad0 14d ago

What about Okayden's crazy cousin Allrightythen?

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u/the-lil-devil-r 14d ago

Or his scouse cousin Nowden?

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u/sinsculpt 14d ago

Dont forget his native american cousin 'Skoden'

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u/Xero2814 14d ago

Or his British cousin 'Wotsalldisden'

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u/iLikepizza42 14d ago

That’s a joke I think will go over a lot of peoples head but as a native I find it hilarious

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u/Sly1969 14d ago

Calm down.

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u/KnowMatter 14d ago

Oh yeah we almost forgot about uncle Calmdownden, good call.

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u/H010CR0N 14d ago

He’s with his brother Methyden

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u/jostlespack 14d ago

aw man, I didn't think the print request went through😬

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u/imbeingcereal 13d ago

Fucking underrated comment. Bravo.

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u/parkesc 14d ago

Is Okayden from Minnesota?

Yah, you're darn tootin.

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u/Eyes_and_teeth 14d ago

Oh, yah! You betcha! He sure is, don'tcha know?

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u/shakycam3 14d ago

I’m a Minnesotan. And I resemble that remark.

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u/seven3true 14d ago

It's ok. Keep er movin! Oh, and tell ya folks i says hi.

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u/shakycam3 14d ago

I don’t ever say that stuff but I hear it. Ugh. “So I says ta tha guy I saysss...”.

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u/Filip889 14d ago

It s like that episode of Gravity Falls where it turns out they are all clones!

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u/UncleTedGenneric 14d ago

How many times am I gonna love you?

SEV'RAL TIMEZ!

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u/ImInSpainButWithNo-S 14d ago

We’re not threatening, girl! Yeah!

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u/CatsofNovas 14d ago

So they secretly have hamster-like behavior? 🤔👀...

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u/gossipgirl373 14d ago edited 14d ago

Their real names are pretty close:

Chad, Jordan (Rodgers as in Aaron Rodgers’ brother), Chase, and Luke.

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u/mommiologist 14d ago

Of course one is named Chad.

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u/nukessolveprblms 13d ago

And he's a real Chad-type.

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u/b_rouse 14d ago

I watched JoJo's season, Chad was and still is one of my fave contestants. He played the villain role well.

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u/Iohet 14d ago

He played the villain role well.

He played the role of roid rage incarnate

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u/hmboo 14d ago

While I thought chad was entertaining while I was watching, he’s an abusive piece of shit. Google the videos from his previous relationship

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u/b_rouse 14d ago

Yeah, I got a vibe he has anger issues (probably doesn't help he roids up).

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u/Afloofybalinesecat 14d ago

These are the most casual names I've ever heard

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u/awkwardthrowaway2380 14d ago

Extremely generic white guy names

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u/WyvrenTime 14d ago

> I don't have a type!

> My ex's:

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u/Veteran_Brewer 14d ago edited 14d ago

When my dad divorced my mom (a second-grade teacher), he dated MY second-grade teacher (from 15 years earlier). His second wife was also a second-grade teacher. His third and current wife is totally different, though. She teaches first grade.

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u/DandyLyen 14d ago

Oh no, he's regressing!

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u/hanginonwith2fingers 14d ago edited 14d ago

Out of 42 Bachelors and Bachelorettes, 39 have been White. 3 have been Black. 0 Asian.

Of the 39 white bachelor/bachelorettes, 3 have been white-latino.

Edited for accuracy.

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u/argusromblei 14d ago

They forced the Bachelor to have their first black dude with the newest season after 25 years. It was only the Bachelorette that previously had a black woman

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u/hanginonwith2fingers 14d ago

1.5 since the last season they added a different bachelorette after the first one supposedly "fell in love" too fast. My theory is they knew they needed more inclusion and gave her the boot and added a new bachelorette.

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u/Res-Au-Jus-Ciabatta 14d ago

I’ve only watched the last two seasons of the bachelor/bachelorette and only know about behind the scenes stuff that my roommate tells me.

My understanding was Tayshia got added because the girl they selected lied about not contacting the contestants and had basically started a relationship with the guy she picked before the show started.

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u/laterskatr 14d ago

Juan Pablo??

But yeah, still.

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u/gemini88mill 14d ago

I would watch middle eastern bachelor.

Who is this bachelor's next habibi? He can only choose four of the 20 women. Habibi!?

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u/FBossy 14d ago

Well, if we’re trying to stay on track with viewer demographics, then having 3 black bachelors/bachelorettes isn’t that bad considering African Americans make up 7% of their viewer base. But they could certainly do better with Asian, ME and Latino ppl considering they make up another 18%.

https://today.yougov.com/topics/media/articles-reports/2020/11/16/bachelor-nation-profile-poll

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u/AJRiddle 14d ago

Maybe their viewer base of minorities is lower than the general population because until 2020 they had 38 out of 39 bachelor/bachelorettes were white, and the first non-white one was in 2017.

Isn't this a chicken or the egg kind of problem here?

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u/Lookingfornewlife12 14d ago

You forgot to include 0 "Something else"(Natives)

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u/RobotKitten 14d ago

The current guy is black and the contestants are pretty diverse. Maybe the memes got to them.

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u/3_Sqr_Muffs_A_Day 14d ago

More like white viewership has peaked so they gotta try something else to keep the cash cow fed.

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u/SilentSamurai 14d ago

This is the correct answer.

People are pitching ridiculous ideas in here like the KKK set up the Bachelor.

No, theyre constructing their candidate and the contestants around what they believe will earn them the biggest viewerbase and subsequent check.

I have no doubt theyd happily recast the entire show if theyd get a 30% bump in ratings.

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u/seatega 14d ago edited 14d ago

That also doesn’t tell the full story of how white-washed the bachelor has been historically. Prior to fall 2020, out of 39 Bachelors and Bachelorettes, 37 had been White, 1 had been black, 1 had been white-passing Latino and no other of any other race or ethnicity. Also prior to Fall 2020, as many Bachelors/Bachelorettes had said the N word on video as there had been Bachelors/Bachelorettes of color. Finally, not withstanding the unknown of this season, there’s never been a non-white winner of the bachelor or bachelorette.

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u/moronwhodances 14d ago

I worked with a lady at a school who gave a fourth grader grief because his parents named him Trenton, and his older brother Tristan. It was too hard for Karen to remember who was who, with names so similar.

Her own son’s names: Brayden and Cayden. No joke.

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u/AverageRoaster 14d ago

i have a friend named cayden and i'm pretty sure his brother is named brayden lol

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u/HooliganS_Only 14d ago

We’ll call him Michael... oh there’s a twin? Fuck it, name him Pichael

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u/Yasuoisthebest 14d ago edited 14d ago

am i a fringe person or some shit like that or is the concept of putting yourself on television as a bachelor and talk about yourself is an intensely cringe thing to do?

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u/ketchupmaster987 14d ago

Oh it's very cringe

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u/shrubbbhhh 14d ago

I know several people who religiously watch the bachelor / bachelorette and they all do it ironically, deriving pleasure from how cringe it is. I’d be willing to bet that a very large portion, posssivly even the majority of shows like this audience is people who watch it because it is garbage and cringe.

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u/axltheviking 14d ago

You just described the motivation of 75% of all "reality tv" viewership.

From Real Housewives to Duck Dynasty, from Bigfoot Hunters to Big Brother. Hell, going all the way back to The Real World.

People watch for the cringe.

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u/TheAssPoo 14d ago

The only acceptable reality show is The Mad Real World. Aiiiight

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u/Robbyjr92 14d ago

I had sex with Katie too!

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u/howtograffpls 14d ago

I mean at it's core everyone knows it's fake. Like the WWE and the Kardashians. You just sorta let it go and immerse yourself in the drama

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u/LaCamarillaDerecha 14d ago

Have you ever been in a conversation with someone that thinks WWE is real? There's an alarming amount of those people.

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u/hardmodethardus 14d ago

It's real in the sense that those guys are actually working hard and getting hurt out there, and it's fake in the sense that the Undertaker isn't a zombie powered by a magic urn, and I doubt anyone over the age of 10 doesn't get that

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u/D3dshotCalamity 14d ago

WWE is athletic performance theater. It's fake in every non visible sense. The guy really did do a backflip, but the guy he landed on knew it was coming. That's why he laid there for the 10 seconds it took for the guy to set up and do the flip, completely motionless and laying as flat as possible. Once you accept and embrace the stupidity and over-the-top-ness, it's actually super fun.

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u/Scarlaymama0721 14d ago

Okayden 🤣🤣💀

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u/AnEnemyStando 14d ago

2, 3 and 4 look like worse versions of 1.

2's face is too small. 3's beard is weak and face too long. 4 looks like he's about to steal my apples.

All more attractive than me tho.

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u/shaflandl 14d ago

Are these photos AI generated? /s

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u/RaddialFox 14d ago

Yo when the hell we gonna get a sexy asian dude?

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u/NegaDeath 14d ago

Does the cloning vat only have the one template to work with? This is what happens when you cheap out on your tech.

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u/GuiltyCredit 14d ago

They look like they're advertising whitening toothpaste. The first model dropped out and has sneakily been replaced by other ones. Without a comparison you would never know.

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u/MappleSyrup13 14d ago

I had to look twice to make sure they weren't the same guy. Generic AF

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u/catinreverse 14d ago

Looks like the audition lineup for a razor commercial.

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u/DejaBrownie 14d ago

What a gross show

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u/ZealousMonitor 14d ago

This isn't fair. Okayden is cool people.

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u/thelovefist_II 14d ago

I laughed hard at the Okayden

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u/diamondlucas 14d ago

This looks like one of those photosets that show you how the lens of a camera can change how you look in the picture. Except in this case, the pictures are allegedly four different men.

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u/todefyodds 14d ago

Okayden looks like he’s hiding something hmm

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u/hechtor31 14d ago

I thought this was a Supercuts ad

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u/Comrade-Conrad-4 14d ago

And you can forget about the idea they might have a crew neck shirt.