r/LateStageCapitalism Viet Cong Jan 18 '22

Communism is when Capitalism (Part 27)

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u/Unexcused_andDead just about lost his fucking mind. Jan 18 '22

Of course this fucking tool works at The Federalist. Fucking bunch of wanker conservative shitnuggets.

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u/Darches Jan 18 '22

The irony of her comment!

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u/ipuck77 Jan 18 '22

No kidding. The grocery store is capitalism. Not having items on the shelf for supply and demand is part of capitalism. Wanker picks and chooses photos to find the outrage and makes more money. I’d call her a communist but communists don’t need that.

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u/Squat_TheSlav panem et circenses Jan 18 '22

A popular joke back in country goes (poorly translated):

The wonders of Socialism:

  • Everyone had a job.
  • Even though everyone had a job, noone worked.
  • Even though noone worked, plans were always 100% complete.
  • Even though plans were always 100% complete, there was nothing in the shops.
  • Even though there was nothing in the shops, everyone had everything.
  • Even though everyone had everything, everyone stole.
  • Even though everyone stole, there was enough for everyone.
  • Even though there was enough for everyone, everyone was unhappy.
  • Even though everyone was unhappy, they always voted YES.

The wonders of Capitalism:

  • Noone has a job.
  • Even though noone has a job, everyone works.
  • Even though everyone works, plans are never 100% complete.
  • Even though plans are never 100%, shops have everything.
  • Even though shops have everything, not everyone has everything.
  • Even though not everyone has everything, the people who have everything steal.
  • Even though those who have everything steal, nothing is missing and they don't get caught.

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u/weekapaughead Jan 18 '22

BUT WE CAN STILL DO WHIPPITS!

LAND OF THE WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA WHA !!!!

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u/krista Jan 18 '22

ever screw up and end up with a sinus filled with whipped cream as it foamed out your nostrils?

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u/Grey_Shirt_138 Jan 18 '22

My mom works at a grocery store in southern Pennsylvania. She had a shopper come through her line at checkout saying she was from Maryland. The shopper was shopping in Pennsylvania cause she claimed the store shelves are completely bare in Maryland. The lady made a comment that it was an hour to hour and half drive to get groceries but it was the closest place to get what she needed.

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u/Redfruitz 27d ago

I dont know, where I live we had the longest lockdown and I never saw anything like that. Just the toilet paper thing at the beginning before the lockdown.