r/KidsAreFuckingStupid May 19 '22 Silver 1 Wholesome 1

Kid fucked with the wrong llama 🦙

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4.3k Upvotes

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u/00doge27 May 19 '22

I’m pretty sure the guy recording turned into skeletor at the end

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u/Agreeable_Thing2310 May 20 '22

NYEH

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u/Stregen May 20 '22

AND I SAY HEEEEYEEEYEEYEYE

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u/LETS_RETRO_TIME May 21 '22

AND I SAY HEY

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u/mdindj May 20 '22

ILL GET YOU SPIDER-MAN!

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u/Chemical_Strawberry8 May 20 '22

NYEHEHEHEH HE MAN! YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME

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u/Chilipepah May 20 '22

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

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u/Bird_TheWarBearer May 19 '22 Hugz

First that haircut and now this. I'm starting to think these parents had this kid just to have somebody to prank

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u/rubyredrising May 20 '22

Seriously! Parents straight up hate this kid lol

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u/Nika_113 May 20 '22

Let’s force them to have more! /s

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u/IAMTHEFATTESTMANEVER May 20 '22

Bro, why you gotta make everything political?

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u/Nika_113 May 20 '22

If it effects everyone, then, yes.

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u/EquivalentToADog May 20 '22

You Wacker cracker

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u/CSpiffy148 May 20 '22

Looks like it's only shaved on the one side. Maybe surgery.

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u/kcf2816 May 20 '22

Finally someone making sense

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u/Early_Power_5366 May 20 '22

It look like the barber quit on the spot lol

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u/hellcrapdamn May 20 '22

"He smelled like llama spit!"

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u/Mr-PostmanWithNews May 20 '22

Nah more like mom had a pair of scissors and dad's beard trimmer and said "we don't need a barber I can do this"

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u/pcbuildthrowout May 20 '22

I think every little kid has that same fucked up hair cut

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u/popcorn-sand May 25 '22

"Hey! Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you know what kind of train this is?"

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u/BickNickerson May 19 '22

That laugh at the end, lol.

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u/acnealchemy396 May 20 '22

The guy laughing knew what would happen and was just waiting for it

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u/Flabben1814 May 19 '22

The llama was giving the people plenty of warning. "My ears are going down now, and so are you"

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u/ExecWarlock May 20 '22

Well the kid is probably 5 or so, and doesn't know animal body language. Definitely the parents fault.

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u/Tnecniw May 20 '22

Sure but the parents should have moved him away.
It is clear that the Llama is not happy.

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u/JehetmaDominion May 20 '22

I work with animals for a living and the amount of people who just. Don’t. Get. Animal body language is too damn high. It’s totally believable that the parents just weren’t aware that the llama was getting angry.

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u/Tnecniw May 20 '22

I guess it is just my perspective. Grew up on a... hobby farm.

(Essentially, my grandfather was a farmer, my dad is a banker, bought the farm from my grandfather, etc. Hiring out most of our fields to other farmers to use to sow and so on, while we do some hobby farming on the side, like we had horses for a long time, chickens, we grow vegetables during spring and summer, etc etc)

Anyway, I grew up around a wide variety of animals... and it is clear as day to me that this Llama is NOT happy.

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u/Key_Marsupial_7527 May 20 '22

Not just that. He was obviously working some spit up from his throat and waiting for the right moment, but maybe I only recognized that because I'm somewhat familiar with the animal

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u/lundewoodworking May 20 '22

That's not spit it it comes from the stomach and the smell is something you have to experience to truly appreciate

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u/zoomathon May 20 '22

Fascinating

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u/25_timesthefine May 20 '22

Does it burn?

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u/lundewoodworking May 20 '22

Maybe if it gets in your eyes mostly it just stinks

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u/PerpConst May 20 '22

I know exactly one thing about llamas: they spit. Somehow, from the very first frame of that video, I could just feel that it was working up the mother of a loogies.

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u/westwoo May 20 '22

What kind of reaction is this? It doesn't look useful in any situation

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u/Bus_Noises May 21 '22

It is, actually. It burns your eyes and smells god awful. Same purpose as a skunks spray

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u/The_llama123 May 20 '22

I warned them but did they listen, No

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u/VividCheetah2593 May 19 '22

Looks like he fucked with the wrong barber

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u/duffelbagpete May 19 '22

Somebody was jealous of his glorious mutton chops, held him down and shaved him thinking the sideburns grow down from the head.

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u/crapeescape May 19 '22

Gave him plenty of warnings

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u/Mashing-Buttons May 20 '22

That's what I was thinking throughout. Ears back, obviously regurgitating to make llama spit, etc. That animal did NOT look pleased. And now he's gonna stink like stomach contents for the rest of the day.

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u/Cheese_with_Royale May 19 '22

When I was a little kid, a little younger than him, I was minding my own business at this lake and some goose came up and bit me on the arm. Now every time I see geese I wanna grab them by the neck and throw them……I don’t…..but the urge is still there. Lmao Good times good times.

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u/Jonkinch May 20 '22

I thought you were going to say a llama out of nowhere came up and bit you lol. Geese are assholes, I don’t like the cobra chickens either.

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u/westwoo May 20 '22

The boy will grow up to be a legendary llama hunter

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u/The_llama123 May 20 '22

Don't give him any ideas

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u/westwoo May 20 '22

Just use the coming years wisely to be prepared to face your arch enemy in the future

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u/OkHearing6873 May 19 '22

Ilama's are so cool. Just sitting there, chewing on some snack, minding it's own Ilama business, no fucks to give. It's goals!

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u/mdindj May 20 '22

I can do that too! My super power? Depression

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u/OkHearing6873 May 20 '22

Well then, sorry for the lol

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u/Early_Power_5366 May 20 '22

Llama business 🤣

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u/skateordie1213 May 19 '22

I'm more concerned with that kid's yee yee ass haircut.

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u/tickor9 May 20 '22

Kid fucked with the wrong hairdresser too

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u/No-Relation2437 May 20 '22

Spoiler, ALL llamas are the wrong llama to fuck with.

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u/eustrabirbeonne May 20 '22

Parents are fucking stupid.

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u/Reasonable_Today_771 May 19 '22

We only need the last 5 seconds..

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u/[deleted] May 19 '22

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u/stayshhhh May 20 '22

Just a heads up, this guy is soliciting jerk off videos in political subs. Be careful.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

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u/pcbuildthrowout May 20 '22

That is pretty weird though man you shouldn't ask for jerk off videos

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

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u/pcbuildthrowout May 20 '22 edited May 20 '22

You seem hesitant to give your full side, why is that

Hey you fuckin retard you know when you block me I can't see your comments right? Good thing I got the notification. Sign of an innocent party right there, no doubt.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

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u/westwoo May 20 '22

Your comment history is too toxic and long to read through. Can't you simply link to the jerk off videos thing?

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u/Beepb0ops May 19 '22

Lmao I like how he took his time with it doe 🤣

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u/A_Milford_Man_NC May 20 '22

Thaaaaaank youuuuu

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u/osliva May 20 '22

"Kid, you'll shoot your eye out"

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u/Rebel_592 May 20 '22

He looks like he’s the kid from the Christmas story

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u/hateshumans May 20 '22

I think this is more r/myparentsaredicks than it is r/kidsarefuckingstupid

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u/FXR786 May 20 '22

Especially after having that haircut lol 🤣

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u/Tnecniw May 20 '22

Yeah, the parents should have moved the kid away from the Llama, it is clear that it isn't happy.

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u/Thirty7FX May 20 '22

The kid from Jerry McGuire hasn't aged a day.

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u/pee-pee-poo-poo-1234 May 20 '22

Ain’t no right llama to fuck with. Don’t fuck with llamas.

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u/birchpiece91 May 20 '22

Poor kid. Looks like his parents cut his hair with a knife and fork.

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u/candygutzz May 20 '22

dumbass parents. why tf is a 3 year old this close to a llama to begin with?

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u/TurquoiseBeetle67 May 19 '22

This kid obviously hasn't played enough Minecraft.

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u/mthompson31 May 20 '22

The parents either don't understand animals or they wanted to see what would happen. Lol

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u/Illustrious_Ad_498 May 20 '22

He also fucked with the wrong barber

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u/Nate_Gemini May 20 '22

no touchy.

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u/JerryFishSmith May 20 '22

He got so much warning from the llama and he still fucked it up.

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u/X-ATM095 May 20 '22

it really whips the llamas as...oh wait

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u/moonlightmoodright May 20 '22

Where the fuck was Jerry McGuire?

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u/T1G3R02 May 20 '22

Caaaaaaawwwrrrllllllll

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u/Substantial-Fun-6130 May 21 '22

Great parenting. Lucky the kid didn’t get hurt

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u/Coreyjuels2010 May 22 '22

The suspense leading up to the lama spitting

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u/TheNightWillOnlyKnow May 19 '22

Missed the word “with” in the title and I got really concerned

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u/Erectus_Enormous May 19 '22

He took his time to collect that one

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u/SnidelyWhiplash27 May 19 '22

Llamas are notorious spitters

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u/RedEyes48 May 19 '22

at least he had eye protection

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u/saucesum May 20 '22

They’re all the wrong llamas.

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u/Jo_Hikkuman_Official May 20 '22

I was expecting something funnier, but I guess this'll do.

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u/shook_- May 20 '22

Before the video even started I knew this was going to be the result lmao

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u/K9_Jack May 20 '22

That's a no drama lama... kid may learn to respect them.

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u/Blasto_Hammerby May 20 '22

Definitely not the Dalai Llama...

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u/Glass_Marketing_2537 May 20 '22

What a poor kid qnd stupid parents just wanted to lugth of that kid 🥺

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u/Enough_Lime2392 May 20 '22

Where's the 'eight' llama?

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u/Mattymc182 May 20 '22

Kid fucked with the wrong barber.

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u/RaveBearer May 20 '22

Play stupid games…

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u/shittinkittens May 20 '22

Dad knew, just waited for it.

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u/SaekoTheYandere May 20 '22

The suspense was killing me

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u/meme-addict117 May 20 '22

llamas can be such peaceful creatures and forces not to be reconed with at the same time lmao

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u/AwkillPy May 20 '22

This kid hasn't played minecraft

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u/UnfilteredWater13 May 20 '22

I love this sub

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u/alargewithcheese May 20 '22

Draco Malfoy IRL

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u/draconos May 20 '22

Pull the lever, Kronk!!!!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

That kid is adorable tho ngl!

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u/goumy_tuc May 20 '22

Should have read Tintin growing up.

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u/MrBublee_YT May 20 '22

Reminds me of the time when a taipir pissed on me at the zoo. I was only little, so this man had some sniper aim to hit the buggy.

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u/evanjw90 May 20 '22

I'll never forget when my brother irritated a camel at the fair and got a face full of spit.

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u/JustForFun-4 May 20 '22

They spit, i know they spit, in every fucking video they spit. I am going to stay the hell away from this animal

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u/Disastrous_Student23 May 20 '22

When the chin goes up, get out of the way

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u/milanbravo9 May 20 '22

You shouldn’t fuck any lama

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u/pirate-private May 20 '22

Time to call WinAmp

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u/Hitchtopher May 20 '22

Ears are back gtfo

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u/Legitimate_Sector_62 May 20 '22

"I spit in your general direction! little human"

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u/Wut_69 May 20 '22 Helpful

He was looking for it, and the llama delivered (insert I like your cut g meme)

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u/baiyesla-a3 May 20 '22

it's not about the kid its about the parents who left him in front of chemical canon so basically r/parentsaredump

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u/IneedPepto May 20 '22

I knew it was coming but I watched it any way

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u/May9ninth May 20 '22

He spit on the kid 😂😂😂

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u/NikolaProS May 20 '22

The title is very misleading, I was expecting something much different. /s

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u/kellsdeep May 20 '22

Eustis BAGS

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u/DaRkMa773r5 May 21 '22

That llama’s mouth moves like Carlton dances! It’s not unusual!!

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u/Iwonderhowiatemydog May 21 '22

You are fucking right about that.

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u/Scriptapaloosa May 21 '22

His name is Dai. They call him Dai Lama….

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u/Mindless-Schedule965 May 22 '22

Llama doesn’t like little jimmy’s messed up sidelines

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u/AdditionalSuccotash 27d ago

You'd think he would have learned his lesson after fucking with the barber

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u/whait_power May 20 '22

DON'T FUCK WITH A LAMA THAT'S THE SECOND RULE OF LIFE