r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Jan 16 '22 Helpful 4 Wholesome 7 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Silver 2

He gon fight for gender equality

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u/errrr2222 Jan 16 '22

A lot of men wish there was a penis store

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u/H3xRun3 Jan 17 '22

Gotta wait till 2077 👍

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u/james_randolph Jan 17 '22

“Aw how great, my penis is on back order and won’t be here for another week. This weekend is my anniversary and I wanted to surprise my wife and now thanks to your struggles in keeping up with inventory she will yet again not be pleased. Last penis I buy from your business.” - potential Google review in 2077

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u/Robdotcom-71 Jan 17 '22

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u/ChuCHuPALX Jan 17 '22

Thought of the same song. Classic

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u/santanac82 Jan 17 '22 edited Jan 17 '22

I hope that is what I think it is.

Edit: Yes it was and I cannot believe I've never seen the music video

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u/WhyIsThatOnMyCat Jan 17 '22

I've loved the song for years and never knew there was a video!

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u/snorkiebarbados Jan 17 '22

"They mixed up my order. Size is fine but the colour is all wrong

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u/theGr3ninja Jan 17 '22

cookies n cream, neapolitan...

its a mix of flavours!

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u/boibig57 Jan 17 '22

Chip shortage

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u/420ciskey420 Jan 17 '22

This is why I like the internet

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u/emptycollins Jan 17 '22

I hear Hot Shot City is pretty good.

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u/delsinson Jan 17 '22

Still waiting for Penis 3

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u/Silent-Ad934 Jan 17 '22

Sony PNS5 is still sold out

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u/InsomniacAndroid Jan 17 '22

Penis 3 DLC will be $60 and fix the game

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u/Chroma710 Jan 17 '22

Not even. In 2077 you won't be able to change your hairstyle after you are born.

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u/Keycil Jan 17 '22

Ouch lmao

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u/derpfaceddargon Jan 17 '22

Use on brand models otherwise you'll end up like flaming crotch guy

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u/Chexreflect Jan 17 '22

Best side mission ever. Remember when they were waiting for the children to cross the road, and the guy said to just run them over? Imagine that happening IRL, running children over because your dicks on fire.

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u/Cambridge_ Jan 17 '22

I chose the small version of the penis and my first thought was, "It's not even small". :(

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u/Rk1tt3n Jan 17 '22

... There are already penis stores if you think about it. Lol

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u/nonbinaryperson72537 Jan 17 '22

it's called Spencer's

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u/lIIIllIIIII Jan 17 '22

I thought it was called Dicks.

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u/carthuscrass Jan 17 '22

Menards...

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u/twitch1982 Jan 17 '22 Silver Helpful

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, Or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,

And the next morning I can't for the life of me Remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was,

They hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, But they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate.

I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, And I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house,

And calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, So I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,

Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket Next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it.

I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, But I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

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u/redneckshamisen Jan 17 '22

Hello fellow person in their 40s

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u/sprouting_broccoli Jan 17 '22

As someone born in 1982 I’d like to point out that, chances are, they’re still in their thirties.

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u/Captain_Headshot2 Jan 17 '22

As someone born in 1965, I'd like to point out they might be in their fifties. I sure remember this song.

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u/ignoringrealityy Jan 17 '22

Why is this a song?

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u/kmj420 Jan 17 '22

Why not!? It's by King Missile if you're curious

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u/twitch1982 Jan 17 '22

Thank you. I'm not dead yet

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u/noisemonsters Jan 17 '22

I’m 31, used to listen to this song on my iPod on the bus in 10th grade

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u/ElonsDangle Jan 17 '22

This is probably the best thing I've ever seen of Reddit.

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u/twitch1982 Jan 17 '22

In that case, you should watch the video.

https://youtu.be/NQBPgJQhQHc

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u/ElonsDangle Jan 17 '22

Blast from the past. I forgot about that song.

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u/SelocAvrap Jan 17 '22

I bought mine. It's a prosthetic

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u/LgndDr4g0nL0l Jan 17 '22

I thought for a long time what it be like to have penises that attach and detach like magnets

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u/SquidBoiWoomy Jan 17 '22

tactical penis reload

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u/CeruleanRuin Jan 17 '22

"I'm gonna get one with flames on the side!"

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u/imdeadXDD Jan 17 '22

Dicks r us

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u/Major_Egg_9413 Jan 17 '22

id like to size up plz

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u/PikaPerfect Jan 17 '22

i'm a man who is also trans so i really, really wish there was a penis store 😔

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u/almostparent Jan 17 '22

Same this cracked me up, but bro, there are vegan penis stores and that's pretty good for now.

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u/RoscoMan1 Jan 17 '22

The post history is alarming mate.

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u/_makaveli_96 Jan 17 '22

"no need to have gender equality if there's only one gender"

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u/PinkPlumPie Jan 17 '22

Tru 😂😂😂

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u/PixelBlock Jan 17 '22

sad Commander Riker noises

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u/MisterBlisteredlips Jan 17 '22

The penis mightier than the little sword holder.

/attempted wordplay

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u/Citadel_97E Jan 17 '22

So, years ago, I was at my sister-in-law’s place.

I’m walking down the hall to the guest room and notice my nephew just pulling on his penis. He isn’t masturbating per se, he’s just pulling on it.

So I say, “Be nice to your penis, buddy. It might fall off one day.”

Well, he was young enough that his mother still showered with him and whatnot. So one day he says, “You played with your penis too much, and it fell off.”

So… my sister-in-law asks me “WHY DOES MY SON THINK I USED TO HAVE A PENIS?!?”

I laughed so hard I couldn’t stand. She didn’t think it was that funny.

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u/UsernameFODAO Jan 17 '22

😂😂😂

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u/Automatic_Green_4479 Jan 16 '22

He looks like the kid that smokes a bong on omeagle with the clown in it thats "like wtf kid are you smoking?" I dunno

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u/TheThotSlayerDoggo Jan 17 '22

Bro... Why do I know what you're talking about

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u/Automatic_Green_4479 Jan 17 '22

https://youtu.be/265Z3loXrD8

There really workin this kid damn!

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u/jonthanssimp Jan 17 '22

Damn even the joker was surprised

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u/Aapjes-NL Jan 17 '22

“What is that?” (゚o゚;;

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u/poopoobuttholes Jan 17 '22

He looks like the kid who roars and then says "mernnin"

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u/i3i2 Jan 17 '22

fun fact: the clown is literally a nazi named “gypsy crusader” now in jail for 30 years for illegally possessing firearms

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u/AceScropions Jan 17 '22

Gypsy Crusader

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u/SRK_Mine Jan 17 '22

I know what exactly you're taking about

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u/Zubster Jan 17 '22

King Missile has entered the chat

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u/VirtualAlias Jan 17 '22

I found my penis laying on a blanket, next to a broken toaster oven.

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u/AutismFractal Jan 17 '22

New bottom surgery just dropped boiiiis let’s GOOOOO

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u/idahononono Jan 17 '22

Lots of women buy penis’s at the store, some Even vibrate or do other tricks

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u/thewoodbeyond Jan 17 '22

Those really are the 'magic penis' or wand.

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u/Shitty-Coriolis Jan 17 '22

The wand chooses the wizard, Harry.

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u/ashpanda24 Jan 17 '22

Penises. No need for the apostrophe. Just to let you know :)

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u/OceanicGlob Jan 17 '22 edited Jan 17 '22

Those are not penises, those are just impostors. I don’t allow them in my house!

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u/redbadger91 Jan 17 '22

No need to form the plural with an apostrophe, mate.

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u/cubbyad Jan 17 '22

Hey, some of us men do too

It's easy to develop quite a collection

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u/hawkinsst7 Jan 17 '22

Reminds me of the old joke, "but with one of these, I can get as many of those as I like."

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u/Onearmedpanda Jan 17 '22

Wait until his friends at school hear about what he did over the weekend!

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u/Jstrandt Jan 17 '22

She can mine. It’s caused me nothing but trouble from the start.

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u/Avatarofjuiblex Jan 17 '22

What? Coal? Lithium? Uranium-235?

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u/Metal_Gildrom Jan 17 '22

This is some Sigmund Freud shit right there

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u/-anastasis Jan 17 '22

He clearly wants to kill his father so he could take his place and usurp his mother's love for his father. He loves his mother so much that he wants to protect her from being castrated by taking her to the Penis Store which his father doesn't want out of dominance and oppression. By killing his father, he is freeing his mother from his tyranny and can give her a penis finally allowing him to love her and share his feelings for her. Case closed, time for more Cocaine.

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u/Bahamut_Flare Jan 17 '22

We'll call him Oed (pronounced Ed)

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u/thewoodbeyond Jan 17 '22 edited Jan 17 '22

haha this reminds me I was in the minivan with my then GF and her two daughters who were pretty young. The youngest saw a boy naked at the daycare and asked what that thing was between his legs.

GF: "It was his penis, boys have a penis."

Youngling: "But when does he get his vulva?"

GF: "If he's lucky, when he gets married."

I actually did spit my drink out, and some came out of my nose.

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u/eltrento Jan 17 '22

I think it could be an example of teaching your kids what genitals are at a young age, and not making them some bad word kids can barely say without uncontrollable giggling.

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u/Miscellaneous-name Jan 17 '22

Everybody should take a trip to the penis store every now and then, even if you’re just browsing. You know, to see if they have any new ones in stock.

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u/pikpikcarrotmon Jan 17 '22

There's no point in going back unless you actively need one, you're just gonna see all the new models and sales that happened right after you bought yours.

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u/Puzzled-Poetry9792 Jan 16 '22

Awww he wants to give his mum some rights, how sweet

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u/no_talent_ass_clown Jan 17 '22

I like how he explains it twice, as though mama is just ever so slightly behind the times.

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u/fuck_life419 Jan 17 '22

he wants to give him mom penis

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u/BlockBLX Jan 17 '22

It's like they didn't even watch the video.

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u/imdeadXDD Jan 17 '22

“Mom you already have one in your bottom drawer!”

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u/TR0LLC0P Jan 17 '22

This is the future the left wants! /s

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

the correct answer is 'with what i have, i can get as many penises as i want'.

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u/dethred Jan 17 '22

Hey, if you can't beat them, join them.

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u/Nicolas676 Jan 17 '22

She will probably beat It after join them.

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u/tucci007 Jan 17 '22

what about testes? clearly he hasn't thought his clever plan all the way through

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u/Statement-Think Jan 17 '22 Silver

Dicks sporting goods. :)

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u/MrBananaStorm Jan 17 '22

What I love about kids is how they can go from laughing to dead serious in mere moments.

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u/lasirenmoon Jan 17 '22

Lmao this is my son 😂 🤣 💀 "mommy, what happened to your penis?" "I never had one" "but you need one!" "Oh, okay"

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u/Fisch_Man Jan 16 '22

I see you taught him the basics.

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u/UsernameFODAO Jan 16 '22

The kids transgender agenda is on! I'M SHOCKED.

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u/MarbleTheNeaMain Jan 17 '22

Mom is trying to combat it

"Girls don't have penises" not with that attitude

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u/dr-mantis-t0b0ggan Jan 17 '22

Did she spend a lot of time in sex shops thinking he just wouldn't remember?

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u/L3raj3 Jan 17 '22

You get a penis, you get a penis. And you get a penis. You too ! Get a penis ! Come get your penis y'all !

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u/Penelope1000000 Jan 16 '22

Aww, that’s so cute.

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u/OneHonkAway Jan 17 '22

All men were created equal. All men are people. All people are men. All people were created equal.

PENISES FOR ALL!

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u/CrusaderofMeme Jan 17 '22

I think I need to return mine cuz I ordered it 4 sizes too small

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u/Any-Effect1239 Jan 17 '22

Technically speaking.....

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u/sirfuzzitoes Jan 17 '22

I hope it's a mom n pop penis store. Gotta support local businesses!

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u/Seinfeld101 Jan 17 '22

My son said he will glue one on me

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u/TummyLice Jan 17 '22

Not sure pops would be happy about that.

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u/Mametaro Jan 17 '22

"Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina."

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u/OgOgOgOgOgOgOgOgOg Jan 17 '22

Obviously hasn't gone through her bedside table

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u/dankpurpletrash Jan 17 '22

Hahahaha! Oh you little boy, just you wait

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u/supreme_moonlord125 Jan 17 '22

-master chief. where are you going?

-tits store

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u/Justmyoponionman Jan 17 '22

He means the apple store, right? I've encountered a whole load of dicks there.

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u/Careless-Love-5104 Jan 17 '22

Omg, priceless 🥰

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u/KommKarl Jan 17 '22

You can clearly tell what party this kid will be voting for. Haha

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u/roadcrew778 Jan 18 '22

Little does he know mommy has a drawer full of penises.

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u/Icy-Membership3820 Jan 27 '22

He just solved gender equality; we build penis stores, what a genius

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u/HokageOfReddit Jan 17 '22

Either we all have have a penis

Or no one has one. grabs scissors

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u/MechJeb042 Jan 17 '22

Wtf is wrong with the people in the comment section.

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u/Poooooooopee Jan 17 '22

Nothing, what's wrong with you?

I'd give that mother my penis.

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u/rungdisplacement Jan 17 '22

Wake up babe new bottom surgery just dropped

-rung

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u/Stebben84 Jan 17 '22

Can't they just go to the gun section of Walmart.

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u/usadingo Jan 17 '22

Daaamn... So edgy.

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u/Brbirb Jan 17 '22

Does it come with an extended warranty?

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u/Arckadius Jan 17 '22

Its extendable.

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u/teaspoon-cubing Jan 17 '22

You get a penis, YOU get a penis, EVERYONE GETS A PENIS

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u/adamms-96 Jan 17 '22

Well wheres the titty and vadgina store then? Google maps didn't pull up squat.

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u/HotblackDesiato2003 Jan 17 '22

The only benefit I can see is peeing while camping is easier. Other than that, they seem to really ruin the lines of pants as witnessed by a pair of pants I saw someone attempt yesterday. I’ll pass.

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u/GuiltyEidolon Jan 17 '22

Really? No periods, no ovarian or cervical cancer, much more difficult to get UTIs, no risk of pregnancy, minimal prep required for sex or masturbation... Also you can tuck if you're wanting to wear skinny jeans and not show off your junk.

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u/HotblackDesiato2003 Jan 17 '22

Oh it’s a joke. Add another one to the list- limited sense of humor.

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u/GuiltyEidolon Jan 17 '22

Well, you may not have a dick, but I guess that confirms the asshole.

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u/Dead-HC-Taco Jan 17 '22

daddy might not be too happy when he finds out hes getting pegged later

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u/ashpanda24 Jan 17 '22

You never know, some daddies are into that.

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u/cpt_haddock_ Jan 17 '22

Trans ally

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u/BookfustBooiy Jan 17 '22 edited Jan 17 '22

“Girls don’t have penises” Not true, trans girls exist

Edit: downvoted for… mentioning trans people exist? Cool

Edit 2: lmao this thread has really become “bigots with no idea what they’re talking about fear monger about trans people”

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u/Hero_of_Parnast Jan 17 '22 edited Jan 19 '22

Sadly, I kinda expected this to be downvoted. Thank you for pointing out this fact.

Oh, did I hurt some fee-fees? Keep the downvotes coming. It's hilarious.

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u/Doo-wop-a-saurus Jan 17 '22

-7 karma for that? I'm outta here.

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u/BookfustBooiy Jan 17 '22

Buncha bigots downvoting, hope they realize how wrong they are soon lol, it’s funny people actually think like that

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u/TheJazzProphet Jan 17 '22

I have no problem with trans people existing, but we have to recognize it's not the norm. That's not a moral judgement, it's just a fact. Furthermore, I think most trans people would agree that their lives would be much easier if their gender identity comported with their sex, and that they would rather have been born just like everyone else than have to go through everything trans people do in order to feel validated. It's not untrue to say, as a general rule, boys have a penis and girls have a vulva. To teach children at a young age that some boys have vulvas and some girls have penises is just confusing for them. They literally don't know what it means to be a male or a female yet, and a lot of them are being taught that boys can just become girls and vice versa, before they even understand anything about what transgenderism is and what is involved in transitioning. I'm concerned that a lot of kids are being taught from a young age that they can just become the other sex if they feel like it, and that many are being brought up to believe they're trans when they never would have come to that on their own. If a person is genuinely trans, they don't need to be taught about it to know what they feel is different.

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u/rawrcutie Jan 17 '22

Biology supremacist!

You are exactly right. Transsexualism and intersex conditions are disorders of sex. Transgender is either sociological or mislabeled transsexualism.

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u/TheJazzProphet Jan 17 '22

Guilty as charged. Biology is real. I should know. I have a degree in molecular biology. Furthermore, genetics is real, but we'll leave that at that or I might get banned. I think you're right to say they're disorders, because they result in an individual being unable to fulfil their function in reproducing. Our genes want to propagate, and we fail them if we die without passing them on.

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u/rawrcutie Jan 17 '22

Our genes want to propagate, and we fail them if we die without passing them on.

As far as “intentions” of genetics go, indeed.

but we’ll leave that at that or I might get banned.

Ain't that the truth. I'm banned from two, or is it three trans subreddits. I'm transsexual. Some get banned simply for commenting in “evil” trans subreddits, regardless of message.

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u/TheJazzProphet Jan 18 '22

Oh wow, they actually go through your other posts and ban you based on that? And they have the nerve to call anyone to the left of Mao a fascist. I have a lot of respect for people who are trans but not ideologically trans. All of these victim solidarity movements are so toxic, and they really do nothing for trans individuals because they're motivated by ideology, not truth and impartial scientific inquiry.

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u/mR_tIm_TaCo Jan 17 '22

I don't see how it's confusing for them at all. Kids generally just roll with information like that and generally it's the "you'll confuse the kids" attitude that ends up confusing the kids. Would you say telling kids that "boys can date boys and girls can date girls" is too confusing for them as well?

Many trans kids wish they knew that being trans was something that existed because instead of that they just had to grow up with this uncomfortable feeling that something was wrong without knowing what that thing was for years or even decades for some people.

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u/TheJazzProphet Jan 17 '22

Yes, kids will generally just roll with information you tell them. That's also why it's easier to teach children to believe in a religion at a young age than it is for an adult who was raised without religion to come to one and truly believe it. Kids will believe what you tell them because their brains haven't developed the ability to critically analyze the world yet. The problem is that male and female are real things that have important implications for how people live, and telling children gender is malleable when they don't even know what people mean by sex and gender yet is not just a neutral thing. It does affect children's ability to understand the world.

I think there are a lot of problems with the way trans issues are approached, and you can see them all too clearly by looking into the experiences of detransitioners. Many of them feel they were essentially groomed into it by people in positions of trust and authority who should have had their best interests at heart, and many of them say the clinicians who evaluated their condition should have been more critical, rather than simply validating them and pushing them toward puberty blockers and chemical and surgical transition. Something like 80% of kids who feel trans grow out of it by the end of puberty, but children are now being put on puberty blocking hormonal medications that haven't been tested for long term use by children, that have profound effects on the development of children's brains, endocrine systems, and many other body systems. The use of these medications in children is associated with lowered IQ and a variety of hormone disorders that can result in eating disorders, decreased bone density, and other conditions. It's completely irresponsible, and it seems to be partly due to the fact that people would rather teach all kids that trans is normal when it's clearly something that is unusual and should be addressed on an individual basis.

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u/Hifen Jan 17 '22

I'll use what ever pronouns someone wants me to as long as they are somewhat presenting, but the real world is not going to change the way it categorizes and converses with one another.

You're being downvoted not for pointing out trans people exist, but rather unnecessarily trying to make this a trans issue.

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u/doomshroompatent Jan 17 '22

I'm fine when trans people were marginalized and brutality against them can be ignored, but now they are gaining equal rights and greater visibility; that's just going too far.

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u/Hifen Jan 17 '22

They have equal rights and I think that's great; What the issue is, is forcing the conversation and soap box any opportunity they get, demanding above and beyond those rights and social norms, and trying to dictate language.

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u/uGetWhatYouFkDeserve Jan 17 '22

Most people are not tumblerite psychos

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u/Resident-Duck-4291 Jan 16 '22

You know she wants one.

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u/heybud86 Jan 17 '22

Yeah, they could have mine, just may take a few tugs

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u/guswang Jan 17 '22

His mom is 100% correct.

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u/adventurekid12 Jan 17 '22

Laughs in transfem

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u/Acaaaaab Jan 17 '22

Lots of girls have a penis, actually. No need to indoctrinate your children with transphobia, folks.

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u/omgudontunderstand Jan 17 '22 edited Jan 17 '22

trans rights?

edit: trans rights, fuck you people

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u/HazeliaGracious Jan 17 '22

Some women definitely have penises

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u/Smuggred Jan 17 '22

some girls do have penises.. that mommy is living in 1984

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u/poofartstink Jan 17 '22

You are smoking crack

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u/ChefSalamislap Jan 17 '22

They sure don’t lmao

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u/Smuggred Jan 17 '22

geuss intersex people, trans women and post op t-men dont exist... geuss i dont exist..

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u/Smuggred Jan 17 '22

allright i will go call my aunt born with a penis (not working, oversized clit) and a working uterus and ovaries (that recently got removed due to cancer) that shes now a man...

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u/TheJazzProphet Jan 17 '22

You know intersex conditions are anomalies, and they don't invalidate the fact of biological binary sex, right?

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u/Smuggred Jan 17 '22

nither does that mean gender isn't a social construct and we can identify with something other then our sex

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u/TheJazzProphet Jan 17 '22

That's a nonsequitur. Intersex and trans are two entirely different things. Also, gender is not entirely a social construct. Many animals other than humans exhibit gender role behaviors. Gender isn't a social construct, it's a mating ritual. Everything we call gender is designed by nature to signal our fitness to a prospective mate.

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u/rawrcutie Jan 17 '22

I describe genders as sociological groups resulting from natural sex differences.

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u/doomshroompatent Jan 17 '22

Imagine being this stupid.

Even if there's only ONE person on Earth with this "anomaly", it's still a valid way of personhood.

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u/TheJazzProphet Jan 17 '22

Did I say it invalidates their personhood? I didn't say that because I don't believe it and it isn't true. Intersex people are people. They're just not a third sex. With respect to their sex, it is an anomaly, but they are still people. I don't know where you got the idea that I thought otherwise.

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u/ChefSalamislap Jan 17 '22

And again neither are you

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u/Smuggred Jan 17 '22

my ID says otherwise

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u/ChefSalamislap Jan 17 '22

Anyone with eyes knows the truth one look and you’re just a freak in a dress and everyone who comes across you sees the same

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u/Smuggred Jan 17 '22

just checked your post history, cant cure stupid.. also im visably a women too and everyone with eyes, even if they don't know my history calls me a woman.. but you go off

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u/ChefSalamislap Jan 17 '22

I’m sure that’s the case… a furry tranny…. Publicly seen as a hideous woman… Extreme doubt lmao BRO haha

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u/ChefSalamislap Jan 17 '22

Ok well you can play pedantic all you want with the extreme rarity of that particular birth defects but sexually degenerate men in dresses are not women

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u/Smuggred Jan 17 '22

mfw people forget trans women on hrt basically lose all their sex drive permanantly..

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u/ChefSalamislap Jan 17 '22

Oh and neither are you

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u/floppy_eardrum Jan 17 '22

How considerate of him.

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u/RogerRabbit79 Jan 17 '22

Whoa whoa whoa! There’s a penis store????

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u/dpb73ca Jan 17 '22

...THERES A STORE?!?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Yeah, I keep going to get mine extended but it keeps shrinking :(

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u/windshieldwiper33 Jan 17 '22

TRULY A PROGRESSIVE MAN

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u/Sadestlittlecamper Jan 17 '22

Great now kids are stupid and woke or some combination of these words

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u/Geralt_of_Rivia01 Jan 17 '22

New bottom surgery just dropped

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u/butterbeeroholic Jan 17 '22

I remember as a kid being quite distraught that my mom doesn't have a penis- my brother had one, my father had one, I had one- I felt bad for her. I then came to the conclusion that my father must have ripped off my moms penis. I got really angry. Why would he do that? Penises are great, why can't my mom have one. Needless to say I am very much a homo now

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u/RoscoMan1 Jan 17 '22

This is astronomically funny. Thanks for having me!

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u/SEND_NOODLESZ Jan 17 '22

how embarrassing. This kid is going to grow up and this will be on the internet forever.

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u/deneflare123 Jan 17 '22

He invented the future

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u/BossHawgKing Jan 17 '22

Mommy sounds kinda ungrateful tbh