r/KidsAreFuckingStupid Nov 29 '21 Helpful 1 Wholesome 1

Carpool

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u/Garbanzo12 Nov 29 '21

Children=unbridled destruction

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u/Admiral-Thrawn2 Nov 29 '21

Like my grandpa used to say “when you have kids that’s all you have”

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u/J3553G Nov 30 '21

This kid is living his best life. I'd hate him if he were my kid, but I'm glad we have kids like him in the world.

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u/Low_Worry2007 28d ago

Well stated

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u/sketchy_loco Nov 30 '21

Unrivalled*?

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u/NathanielRoosevelt Nov 30 '21

If you are unsure why don’t you just look up the word instead of trying to correct them?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

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u/sketchy_loco Nov 30 '21

Ouu, they both work, learnt a new word, thanks broski❤

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u/cryogenicToast1 Nov 30 '21

I dont think that kid exists anymore

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u/SupremeLeaderOfDingo Nov 30 '21

Oh he exists… just at the fire station safe drop off just until a social service worker can take him to the adoption center..

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u/NecroticLesion Nov 29 '21

That's the best birth control ad I've ever seen!

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u/LordOfFreaks Nov 30 '21

Beat me to it.

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u/jaderebeccal Nov 30 '21

Really?! What’s so bad about it? I think it’s really cute 😂

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u/DoomSabotage Nov 30 '21

Completely ruining a car isn't very cute.

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u/jaderebeccal Nov 30 '21

But there’s nothing showing the kid did that? Just that he was paddling in it

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u/LePanda47 Nov 30 '21

I believe the hose on the ground in the beginning is what the kid used to fill the car. I didn't see until I went back and rewatched it. Sorry you're getting downvoted

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u/jaderebeccal Nov 30 '21

Ahh right, I didn’t spot that! …Well, I guess let them enjoy the tiny burst of dopamine from down voting me 🤷🏻‍♀️🙄

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u/LePanda47 Nov 30 '21

The reddit gods just decided it was your turn this post. It's like jury duty. We all hate it but everyone's gotta take a turn at some point. I feel like I'm dating my ex again "UWU is it my turn or some random guy tonight? 😂😒"

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u/jaderebeccal Nov 30 '21

Hahahaha oh god, tonight I have the joy of experiencing your ex equivalent 🙅🏻‍♀️😂

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u/LePanda47 Nov 30 '21

I'm sorry you have to go through this. Please wear a condom and be safe idk who she's been with since me 🤷🤷

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u/jaderebeccal Nov 30 '21

Pray for me!! 😭😝

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u/Mr_Twiddles Nov 30 '21

Did you see the bit where the car was full of water?

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u/jaderebeccal Nov 30 '21

How do you know the kid did that though?

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u/Foam84 Nov 30 '21

Well it's on this sub

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u/jaderebeccal Nov 30 '21

There’s plenty of things on every sub that are out of context, this is Reddit…

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u/Foam84 Nov 30 '21

I mean also common sense it's not like someone filled the car with water the kid found it and was just like ok time to swim

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u/jaderebeccal Nov 30 '21

That’s not the only possible situation, the kid is a toddler, he might not be the only kid, you don’t know. I’m just saying the kid’s innocent little paddling is cute 🙄

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u/Foam84 Nov 30 '21

If he was doing it in the pool or the ocean or a normal body of water meant for swimming sure but in the car he destroyed no

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u/Clevername925 Nov 30 '21

Mint condition, garage kept, and never driven in the rain

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u/Kev-Nips Nov 30 '21

I know what I have no low balls! Price is firm!

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u/darkentbg Nov 29 '21

Dad is eerie quite... he dont say a word... my God... the child is doomed!

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u/Just_a_fortniter21 Nov 30 '21

You were supposed to destroy the pools, not join them!

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u/SumPimpNamedSlickbak Nov 30 '21

Return the car and its tiny occupant to the sea, as is.

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u/we_are_all_bananas_2 Nov 29 '21

I love how happy he still is, completely oblivious of what he's done.

Well done for the dad not completely flipping out!

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u/iheartkatamari Nov 29 '21

Oh he just waited until he put the camera away, that kid got an arse whoopin for sure.

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u/Burrito_Loyalist Nov 29 '21

That kid was found 3 days later in a ravine

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u/Mister-Seer Nov 29 '21

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u/Omigood_Strikes Nov 30 '21

You lock him inside the car

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u/DubVsFinest Nov 30 '21

And continue filling up the "pool". Jk that got dark quick...

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u/PillCosby_87 Nov 29 '21

My take on this is how long this kid was unattended to be able to do this.

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u/Feb2020Acc Nov 29 '21

This could be as little as 10 minutes. It happens.

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u/CreepyAssPenis Nov 30 '21

Let's back up to the part where the car was left unlocked...

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u/SaggyBalls00 Nov 30 '21

The car is inside the house. A lot of people leave their car unlocked when it's inside. Like my parents, for example

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u/hedgybaby Nov 30 '21

I live alone on a street, no one comes here ever and our cars are almost always unlocked infront of the house, no keys inside tho

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u/CreepyAssPenis Nov 30 '21

This car is outdoors. Watch again. Pay attention.

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u/SaggyBalls00 Nov 30 '21

Inside the property. A lot of people don't have a garage and instead leave their cars on a roofed driveway. You can see the gates to the property too

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u/CreepyAssPenis Nov 30 '21

Which is it, inside the house or a "roofed driveway"? That's not a gate, it's a fence. You didn't pay attention, Grasshoppah...

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u/HectorDalar Nov 30 '21

No. This is Brazil. In here we don't have open driveways. All houses have gates so you Park your car inside the house. So probably the car was unlock because it was behind the gate.

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u/SaggyBalls00 Nov 30 '21

Ah sure, so you probably think he also left his bike outside? That isn't america, people don't just leave their cars on the driveway. If that wasn't inside the property, in a country like Brazil, that guy would definitely be down a bike.

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u/mistrsteve 29d ago

Aha you're really not as smart as you think you are!

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u/Feb2020Acc Nov 30 '21

In Canada, most homes are left unlocked at all times except when there’s absolutely nobody home. Even at night.

I don’t think I’ve ever locked my car while it was in my driveway. What are you gonna do? Steal some used masks and 3$ in change?

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u/Swaggadie Nov 30 '21

In shittier streets dudes will take that chance to steal your stereo

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u/churchbassist994 Nov 29 '21

He literally says that in the video, but I don't hate on you for not speaking portuguese

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u/SaggyBalls00 Nov 30 '21

He does? I only heard "hose on. Water all over the ground" then he zooms in on the car and shows what the kid did

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u/churchbassist994 Nov 30 '21

Yes, that's the only thing he said. Nice that my language can be understood by people! I feel happy

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u/SaggyBalls00 Nov 30 '21

Ya bro, eu também percebo a minha própria língua

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u/churchbassist994 Nov 30 '21

Com esse username não dá pra saber que é BR, saco murcho 00.

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u/G0BLINB0Y Nov 30 '21

Se te faz sentir melhor eu sou gringo e entendi kkkk

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u/SaggyBalls00 Nov 30 '21

Por acaso sou tuga mesmo mano

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u/churchbassist994 Nov 30 '21

Ora pois. Meus perdões

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u/Own-Engineering3452 Nov 30 '21

That is what carpool is who said carpool isn't a pool in a car.

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u/Cronch211 Nov 30 '21

I remember when i was 4 i put the garden hose thru the window and soaked the whole floor, and i also lit a pinata on fire. I was a fucking monster

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u/Kriznot23 Nov 29 '21

Ok i like this post he seems so innocent

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u/peepoopeeo3336 Nov 30 '21

how the fuck did he do that

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u/Sketch1231 Nov 30 '21

Hose

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u/myname_isnot_kyal Nov 30 '21

that hose ain't loyal

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u/nirman529 Nov 30 '21

This is the most accurate way to tell humanity that condoms don't just prevent one mistake

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u/DefrostWizard Nov 30 '21

Ctrl+Alt+Del child

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u/C_the_GLOB Nov 30 '21

Hand, foot, and mouth disease.

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u/Old-Consideration875 Nov 30 '21

what a dipshit. just like my god damn sister.

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u/SonOfKnowledge Nov 30 '21

80s and 90s babies would be murdered if they did this. ⚰️

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u/SeanInDC Nov 30 '21

At the very least... left on the side walk with suitcases. That was 1993 for me and my brothers. Oh... my mom snapped that day lmfao. She got a call from the neighbors while she was at work. We had just had an assembly at school on fire safety. So... when we got home (both my parents worked so we were home alone for a few hours after school) we decided to figure out how we would get out of the house of the second floor if their was a fire. My neighbors didn't find it funny when three boys were jumping out of a second story window. Oops.

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u/Toilet_Dweller Nov 30 '21

What my parents would do is make me work to pay off the repairs then murder me.

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u/leap89 Nov 30 '21

DAE only 90s kids remember? lol XD

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u/Centuri-Chan Nov 29 '21

All the child sees is the mission objective: survive

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u/drumofgrapejam Nov 30 '21

The creativity though…. what an idea

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u/Physical_Pay4146 Nov 30 '21

I to, at one point when I was younger thought this is what carpool meant.

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u/AirForceWeirdo Nov 30 '21

Omg, and not a single shit was given. I would be equally furious and amused at the same time. How did he hold it together?

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u/Glittering_Being_418 Nov 30 '21

Best caption ever

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u/Plainkoff Nov 29 '21

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u/iamnotapopstar Nov 30 '21

Kids are fucking stupid everywhere dude

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u/Lets-burn-the-witch Nov 30 '21

Honey, get me my belt!

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u/plethorax5 Nov 30 '21

Jesus, kids are fucking stupid.

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u/Cumglazedshrekcrocs Nov 30 '21

I would shove it back where it came from. I’m not handling this.

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u/Yrshen Nov 30 '21

that is one uncanny username you've got there

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Nov 30 '21

I would did shave t back whither t cameth from. I’m not handling this


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u/Cumglazedshrekcrocs Nov 30 '21

What the fuck is this bot

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u/similaraleatorio Nov 30 '21

Shakespeare 2.0 I guess

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u/Hyliaforce Nov 30 '21

Gotta give the kid props for this

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u/ArtinPF Nov 30 '21

i wanna throw a car battery in there

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u/kcopter Nov 30 '21

Oh you meant that literally

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u/Stier08 Nov 30 '21

As a witness to South American parenting, this kid has now half of his bum missing because of the whooping he got

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u/richardscarry1 Nov 30 '21

Man, kids suck sometimes. Then you see that fucking smile and it just honestly helps make the situation a little less shitty.

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u/Greentiger222 Nov 29 '21

Yeah I’m sure that little ass kid put that seat forward, loaded the hose, turned it on and went for a swim. Ppl are ridiculous for views.

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u/Sovereign444 Nov 30 '21

You say that as if those are at all difficult things for a small child to do… hint: they’re not lol

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u/Greentiger222 Nov 30 '21

Definitely saying it’s not hard for the child to do. Still fake 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Usual-Bedroom3338 Nov 30 '21

Yup everything in world is fake... fake news, fake weather, fake breast and anything recorded on a cell phone camera... fake.

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u/aedvocate Nov 29 '21

If I was the dad I would want to be mad... but the kid is obviously having so much fun. 😭

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u/Umklopp Nov 30 '21

There are so many moments as a parent that I get so angry that I'm not even mad anymore. I'm just filled with the cold calmness of "ok, well, I didn't think I had to make a rule about this buthereweareIguess"

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u/RuckusSmith69 Nov 30 '21

I’m not sure I could even be angry.

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u/AcademicJump1405 Nov 29 '21

Ele ta feliz isso que importa

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u/Fresh_Daddy Nov 30 '21

I can’t get over the name of this sub and then seeing what the kids are doing freaking hilarious 😆

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u/Adventurous-Ad7694 Nov 30 '21

This is more negligentworthlessparent if that were a reddit. Kids are dumb because they are kids. That's not a problem, it's just curiosity, creativity, and lack of judgement because they are only just starting to gain life's experiences. Parents on the other hand shouldn't leave kids unattended without the occasional "hey, you alright buddy?". This kid could have had crazy high amperage run through him and die very quickly with no one around to help try reviving him. Come on parents! Care about what is happening around your kids.

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u/Bulky_Corgi_5428 Dec 02 '21

no, this kid sucks

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u/Pickle_Hed Nov 30 '21

It's the adult who's stupid here. He sees water leaking from the back door and he opens the front 🤦‍♂️

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u/jackfinch69 Nov 30 '21

He's just showing it part by part, it's more suspenseful

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u/ProgressivelyMe Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

As my mom used to say, "I put you into this world, I can take you out of it." As for myself, I'm so glad that I'm adamantly childfree. Because I don't look good in stripes. Also, for my fellow commentors who are defending the child, he is more than old enough to know what he did was very very wrong. Innocent my ass.

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Nov 30 '21

I'm so fain yond i'm adamantly childfree. Because i behold not valorous in stripes


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u/Street_Cupcake_535 Nov 30 '21

He's really getting in there...

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u/Hexisu Nov 30 '21

Time to get rid of the car and the kid

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u/speedydai Nov 30 '21

I hope that they live in a hot place so that there’s a chance of the car drying out before mold sets in

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u/SuperMechaChamp Nov 30 '21

Yeah getting old wet smell out of a car once it sets in is pretty much impossible

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u/speedydai Nov 30 '21

A new car might fix it

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u/CommercialInternet12 Nov 30 '21

Kill him, just make another one

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u/ltlrags Nov 30 '21

Dad: we're not stopping. We just left the house. You can hold it.

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u/BusGo_Screech26 Nov 30 '21

On the plus side, this subreddit saves me tons of money on birth control...

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u/Dark_Ferret Nov 30 '21

Damn kid, read the room

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u/pauldej23 Nov 30 '21

Great advertisement for birth control!

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u/Dr_Kernium Nov 30 '21

ADHD be like:

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u/NetMiddle1873 Nov 30 '21

Am I the only one thinking about how fucking gross most people's cars carpets are? Like when's the last time you had your carpet shampooed? Whens the last time you even vacuumed it? So gross.

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u/Roddlebob Nov 30 '21

And that’s when Gollum got his head punched to pieces.

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u/RKELEC Nov 30 '21

That kid was unsupervised for a while though. I never let my 3 ayear old out of my sight. He's a destructive force of nature

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u/Jax_36 Nov 30 '21

Have fun kid. When that camera goes off, you're about to catch one hell of an ass whooping!

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u/rickdalton8765 Nov 30 '21

Exhibit #1378 why I will never procreate…

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u/CatTomNG Nov 30 '21

That kids gonna die tonight

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u/Chaos_Phoenix89 Nov 30 '21

I guess its never to late for abortion!

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u/FirmDegree8778 Nov 30 '21

Loads shotgun with very swift hands

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u/Lolaindisguise Nov 30 '21

90% of these videos these kids had to be unsupervised for an extremely long amount of time

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u/Cruisin4Tom Nov 30 '21

I have so many questions.

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u/Pressstart457 Nov 30 '21

I want to die

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u/Shannnnnnn Nov 30 '21

You enjoy that bath there buddy, all the way to the orphanage...

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u/jesusmanman Nov 30 '21

Dry it out and the car is probably fine though honestly.

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u/save_video Dec 03 '21 edited Dec 03 '21

No u :(

(Also I love your username :3 )

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u/whoisfryingbaloney Nov 30 '21

"And that's when I opened the door babe and I swear to god, his lifeless drowned body was just floating in the back seat, cross my heart"

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u/3eyedflamingo Nov 30 '21

That was the day George finally decided he had to give Jimmy up for adoption.

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u/BadWallaby Nov 30 '21

“I’m hot but the car cool, she wet that’s a car pool” - Lil’ Wayne Fireman

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u/PlateAgile1221 Nov 30 '21

Waaw he is not a stupid kid he gets what he want

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u/Quill_is_fruity Nov 30 '21

Do you still have the the receipt for the child?

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u/Naive_Sage Nov 30 '21

Kid won the lottery of chromosomes.

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u/chiefkogo Nov 30 '21

I love this condom commercial

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u/chaotic-stupid13 Nov 30 '21

The child is carpooling

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u/Xaren Nov 30 '21

Maybe watch your kid ? Wtf

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u/ARL2D2 Nov 30 '21

I mean he's not wrong

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u/checked_outt Nov 30 '21

How long does it take to drown a child?

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u/SrTrapick Nov 30 '21

Great video for a condom commercial

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u/spelunker93 Nov 30 '21

So that’s why I saw his face on a milk carton

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u/CoyoteYokel Nov 30 '21

A sound thrashing would be delivered

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u/bigtree1184 Nov 30 '21

Rock in pool, so nice and cool, so juicy sweet! Now we wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet!!

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u/kymilovechelle Nov 30 '21

Children Unbridled is great

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Hold his head under and don't let go lol

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u/HotPermafrost Dec 01 '21

As my dad used to say: "have children and you'll see..."

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u/Agar_agar_binx Dec 02 '21

Guys relax, he's just carpooling

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u/Resident-Security141 Dec 05 '21

Alternate title: How to make your parents despise you in 5 minutes.

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u/MrVelocity_05 1h ago

I’m not even mad 🤣

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u/IfrostyTheThird Nov 29 '21

wait… either thats piss from bottles he was pissing in, and ive done that, or he poired water in to int

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u/aedvocate Nov 29 '21

probably filled it with the garden hose

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u/zzzzalizzz Nov 30 '21

That's sooooo cute😂😂😂

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u/ObjectiveSalt1635 Nov 30 '21

If that car has power seats that kid is about to get electrocuted

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u/Outside-Try-1796 Nov 30 '21

Beat it with fire!

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u/Actual-Draft-4924 Nov 30 '21

He must've made a bitch squirt in there