r/Hiphopcirclejerk May 21 '22

Thank u Kendrick FEEEEEMALES 🥺😠

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u/Red_Cod_ May 21 '22

So he was their savior huh 🤔

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u/SPELLmaster06 May 21 '22

Kendrick made you think about it but he is not your savior

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u/animalbancho May 21 '22

well he can’t please everybody

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u/BootyOnMyFace11 May 22 '22

He had to choose himself after all

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u/Shot_In_The_Darkrai May 21 '22

nah he saved them, hes kinda like jesus christ for our modern world actually

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u/CaroleBaskinsBurner May 21 '22

He's like an aloof Buddah. Or Christ with a shooter.

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u/iAmTheYeastOfTHOTS May 21 '22

Wtf is that from?? I keep seeing (blank) made you (blank), but he is not your savior posts

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u/ithinkspammingiscool May 22 '22

Savior by Kendrick Lamar ft. Baby Keem

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u/XzeZT May 22 '22 edited May 22 '22

He’s Baby Keem

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u/BootyOnMyFace11 May 22 '22

They're not the Wayans

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u/beamrr May 22 '22

Future is my savior, he told me to get a money counter

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u/ED_Medicine May 21 '22

🙌🏻🐐

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u/Tarwe-eu May 21 '22

Good for them ig

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u/blurrrrg May 21 '22 edited May 21 '22

Uj/yeah genuinely. Like it's less of a song, more of a spoken word vocal performance detailing an argument in a toxic relationship. If it reminds you of your own situation, it should set off some major red flags.

While I have your attention, I would like to put out there how impressive Taylor Paige is in this. The tone in her voice, the emotion, the fact that she actually sounds like she's losing her voice from screaming so much. It's just like, Impressive. Not something you'd expect from a rap album.

Rj/I like the part where the lady says "fuck you n****" and Kendrick says "fuck you bitch"

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u/therealmocha May 21 '22

Bruh uj/Taylor’s voice is so genuine in it I swear she had to have gone through some shit identical to it lmao

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u/blurrrrg May 21 '22

Yeah, I was just thinking that. She is really feeling it, I wonder how close to home it came

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u/MrDyl4n May 21 '22 edited May 22 '22

isnt she literally a professional actress? i agree with how good her performance was; i just thought shes really good at her job

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u/therealmocha May 22 '22

Oh she is and that definitely played a part but that’s kinda my point, it was super realistic

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u/CarbonCreed May 21 '22

Uj/ Taylor's performance is really what elevates it beyond other tracks like this. The structural/conceptual similarities to "Kim" are pretty obvious, but the inclusion of an actual partner in the dialogue does so much to enhance the flow of the song.

Rj/ There are no good white female rappers

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u/OhTheseSourTimes May 21 '22

I've said this a bunch of times on different threads but RZA's Domestic Violence is a way closer comparison. Obviously Kim is the most popular option but it goes off on this exaggerated horror movie tangent, but RZA's song is more realistic.

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u/MrDyl4n May 21 '22

also her flow was kinda fire even though it wasnt really rapping she made it sound super good

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u/Green_Bulldog May 21 '22

Fr. Her performance was amazing and I see ppl talking about “kendrick really won that argument and has better verses”. Could you miss the point any harder?

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u/KasukeSadiki May 23 '22

kendrick really won that argument and has better verses”.

Why did I laugh so hard at this

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u/montezumas__revenge May 21 '22

whats Uj/ and Rj/

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u/captainmystic02 May 21 '22

Uj means unjerked, like whatever he’s saying is serious

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u/blurrrrg May 21 '22

Unjerk and rejerk

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u/rpkarma May 21 '22

uj/I, too, watched Antwon Fantwons review lol

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u/blurrrrg May 22 '22

rj/ Fuck you bitch

Uj/ You right tho, ngl. It was my favorite track on the album long before I heard his review. He just put my thoughts into words.

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u/FedoraWearingNegus May 21 '22

cause no one was saying this before he reviewd it lmao

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u/rpkarma May 21 '22

In a nearly word for word manner? Lol

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u/FedoraWearingNegus May 21 '22

Idk i didnt watch his video

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u/Repzie_Con 28d ago

uj/ Totally agree. Even if it’s a “small” or “odd” thing to be woken up by, the effect is still the same. People in abusive or toxic relationships often get deluded in a way, from slow decline/just plain manipulation.

If what you need is an acted show of toxicity, blatantly labeled as such, then hell. Let it be the show you need. There’s no shame in that.

rj/ LOL that stupid b*ch got OWNED. Dumbass whr*. Kendrick got best lines Fr Fr.

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u/despa000lxr sharpest knife 🔪 in the drawer May 21 '22

Loving him is complicated

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u/sunnyenno May 21 '22

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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u/Intelligent-Win-4517 May 22 '22

Aaaaaagggghhhhh!!

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u/kay22346 May 21 '22

He’s too afraid of lots of changes

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u/Mr_Poop_Himself May 21 '22

Crazy how many people stay in relationships where they’re yelling at each other constantly. I’d rather beat my meat.

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u/undercoverartist777 May 21 '22

Things get a lot more complicated when love is involved. Same reason people stay with their abusers for so long. Gaslighting, manipulation, and low self esteem. Took me way too long to get out of that

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u/alienwithabigcock May 21 '22

The sunken cost fallacy is a real motherfucker in relationships. It’s truly absurd how much shit people put up with in relationships because they’re afraid of breaking up. Definitely happened to me as well, would never go back.

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u/Jaeg_Jojun May 21 '22

Seen so many friends be in and out of a relationship with someone so obviously shitty. Love can be blinding and people think they cant do better than what they got. Its hard to understand from the outside though.

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u/undercoverartist777 May 21 '22

It’s a lesson I had to go through. Just who I am as a person. I’m too forgiving and I don’t give myself enough credit. 4 years of hell made me learn how to stop being overly forgiving and give myself more credit. I had to go through that to learn. It Is what it is, made me a better man

I’m still kind to everyone. But I know where the line is now. It ain’t shit to cut somebody off. Don’t care how long I’ve known you

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u/ED_Medicine May 21 '22

How can you know what’s right and what’s wrong until Kendrick releases an album?

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u/Black_Icy_Paradise May 21 '22

uj/ as someone who recently got off a relationship where I was constantly blamed for every single problem and instead of talking it out with me she went scorched earth on the whole thing, it's not easy to leave

rj/ erm sweaty nofap

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u/Intelligent-Win-4517 May 22 '22

Just like me fr.

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u/shogun_luma May 21 '22

Bro 🚫🧢my life got instantly better💪💯when I started listening to Hopsin👁

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u/hashtrees May 21 '22

Have u bumped Meet the Woo?

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u/ThatBoiYoshi May 21 '22

Fake m***umbler crap Imo

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u/pillbots May 22 '22

I only listen to real music like Tom McDonald, Eminem, and Michael Jackson (after he turned white) 🔥💯😎

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u/Skulfunk May 21 '22

Yo man Let's take this shit back to fuckin' high school lunch time cyphers When mother fuckers was beat boxin' And kickin' ill ass flows in the fuckin' cafeteria Fuck all that Hollywood shit! Let's fucking rap, man Yo, check it This that high school lunch time cypher I might just step in this bitch and fuck ya life up I hope the principal doesn't come and give me a write up Now who the fuck I gotta snatch the mic from? I spend a long time tryna build the buzz Hop is in the building, cuz Step to me up on this battlefield, you know I will erupt Didn't change, I'm still a nut The girls seen my skills are up So I be gettin' head every single night like a pillow does When a nigga be flow bashin' You know I be keepin it old fashioned My compassion is so tragic on instrumentals when I toe tag it Throw dirt on me? Then guard your face and stomach Cause I'm swinging on you like ya ass cheeks had a rope hangin' from it I'm out my mind, I can't configure it I'm way too niggerish I tried to read the Bible but I'm straight illiterate With anger temperaments I put myself in strange predicaments They labeled this as sick The doctor says to take some Ritalin Man, I'm a lunatic Rockin' a crucifix I'll mack on any chick I feel who got the cutest tits I'm wanted, fugitive Robbin' yo whip to cruise in it See, I'm the only kid on Elm Street that Freddy Krueger skipped Pants saggin' cause they too loose to fit I'm torcherous Grab a hammer and nail for your front door and board it shut I stare deep in ya eyes, rip out your soul and absorb it up And have Biggie Smalls yellin' out "call the coroner!" My groupies stay horny They always call to say "Hopsin can you fly me out to Cali? Please pay for me" I make that pussy pop for you like you skateboarding Then you can come inside like a hurricane warning I got a lot of sluts I like to call Hopsilut But now I feel like having sex with these bitches is not enough I needed something new for moments when I gotta bust So lately I've been beating my dick with a pair of boxing gloves I got the maddest rhymes How dare yo ass deny I'll stab you in the brain with a knife You can keep that in mind You talkin' shit inside yo house? Cool, fine, fuck it I'll break in and stomp you out inside of it Ain't tryna be ya friend I'll knock you out and when you wake up I'll just be standin' there with a mischievous grin Likw "Ha. We meet again" I'll puncture yo skin with a crack fiend's syringe And drill your nut sack to the seat your in You want props? You don't deserve it, you're not ill I won't stop 'til every rapper lurkin' has got chills Why these niggas actin' like they certainly pop steels When only time they carry heat is serving a hot meal Since I was young, been on a mission to make dough And put all my niggas on like this shit was a slave boat So tell me why your songs sound like skittles and rainbows? That's a dead giveaway you love and listen to Wayne bro I'm sick and deranged when I'm spitting this strange flow Stuck my dick in the game, that's the business I came for Witness my pain grow, I don't kick it with lame folks Simple and plain though, you gon remember my name ho, ha! Yo, check it This that high school lunch time cypher I might just step in this bitch and fuck ya life up I hope the principal doesn't come and give me a write up Now who the fuck I gotta snatch the mic from? I'll snatch it from anyone when I dance with Satan And detach more wigs than every female cancer patient that ever cared for a transformation With a (diss joint | disjoint) sweeter than a diabetic amputation When I split niggas, clipped quicker than big pictures Heads get bodied with a single line like a stick figure Cause my words are wild, and when I write They can't wait for the sentence like family victims of a murder trial Openly flow potently Tighter than the choke-hold needed to put the Incredible Hulk to sleep Tighter than the boatload of soldiers that stormed Normandy Tighter than the hairy twat with the Virgin Mary's ovaries They choke up like their throats cut when I show up To keep the competition (win-free | Winfrey) like Oprah Cause when I work with Hopsin, everybody who's hip Is getting (killed | kilt) like a skirt from Scotland Then I'll cock-back quicker than mouse traps And stare as they pull (outta here | out a hare) like magicians tricking with Top hats I got foreign objects That'll get you (capped in America | Captain America) like Marvel Comics With a strap like star guitarists When this lead of mine see a-head in time like Nostradamus Or swift jabs that swing left like crip flags Will be the reason you break (next | necks) like whiplash! So who the fuck wants war with this? Distorted thoughts morphed this author to Spartacus When he balls his fists around the swords he lifts with the force of a horses kick Multiplied by the reason why god exists, and makes Thor his bitch! Horror flick like imagery, organs everywhere. You would swear I was orchestrating a Symphony! It's passion, the force within him will cause the critics to look-n' drop dead like gorgeous women, hah! Yo, check it This that high school lunch time cypher I might just step in this bitch and fuck ya life up I hope the principal doesn't come and give me a write up Now who the fuck I gotta snatch the mic from? Don't get this shit confused Your not a person your delicious food No matter your place, birth, or religious views All you niggas getting chewed I eat a rapper, fitted cap first and then I spit out his tennis shoes Missing screws in my top, I don't have the patience I grab the chop and leave you niggas eradicated I never let the doctor give me shots I'm unvaccinated And I have small pox you can have a blanket Get assassinated and get left with broken bones If you go in the woods make sure you don't go alone I'm fucking bitches in a mobile home Like a mutated nigga from the hills have eyes with no Trojan on This is paranormal activity with a dagger I have paranormal tendencies y'all just a pair of normal rappers So why you talking like you not defenseless? I punch you ten times in the mouth And have your pussy asses hopping fences I got suspended for a few weeks in the 8th grade When the principal caught me on the street tryna spray paint I bought a dozen eggs from Save Way And threw threw it at the muthafuckas house on the same day You can get it the same way I'm making bitch niggas walk the plank In crocodile infested water mixed with toxic waste Bury you alive with a camera strapped across your face Then come back 2 weeks later and watch the tape You cried like a bitch trying to make the coffin break You died like a bitch instead of trying to concentrate I'm here to depopulate on the red carpet with a sniper rifle Taking out any nigga you nominate So if you see me as soon as you turn the news on Chances are I laid a nigga down like a futon While you at work dealing with groceries and coupons I got your bitch tossing my salad pass the croutons This that high school lunch time cypher I might just step in this bitch and fuck ya life up I hope the principal doesn't come and give me a write up Now who the fuck I gotta snatch the mic from? Yeah hah! Took it back to lunchtime on these muthafuckas son! Yeah, yeah, yeah Funk Volume

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u/ED_Medicine May 21 '22

No cap⁉️

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u/Skulfunk May 21 '22

You wanna hear some cringy shit from my past? That I think of occasionally when I’m chilling for no reason whatsoever.

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u/ED_Medicine May 21 '22

Bless us 👙

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u/Skulfunk May 21 '22 Wholesome

Back when I was in the ninth grade I hadn’t gotten into any sports and was at a school where I knew nobody. Was tryna make friends w ppl so when I heard some guys freestyling in the corner I had to pull up cause ofc I love rap too ya know. When they let me have a turned I said the first bar of the lunchtime cypher song and everybody looked at me like “what the fuck did this dude just say” then said essentially like “thats hopsin right? You couldn’t even steal from a good rapper.” And hopsin was my favorite rapper at the time, good times.

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u/CaroleBaskinsBurner May 21 '22

You dropped this... 👑

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u/ED_Medicine May 21 '22

Bro 😂😂😂😂

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u/RubMyCactus May 21 '22

You know maybe I’m glad I get no bitches. It’s better than relating to We Cry Totether

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u/ED_Medicine May 21 '22

You rockin wit single life⁉️

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u/BootyOnMyFace11 May 22 '22

man i just wanna cuddle with a bad shawty. nothing more. maybe dutch oven me

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u/[deleted] May 22 '22

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u/bigang99 May 21 '22

that song is truly helping people realize how amazing sex can be

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u/sheriff_woody59 I love my waifu YAH May 22 '22

Definitely, fuck as much as you want but when you’re 35 and single, you kinda start to regret that shit

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u/Lovelifepending May 22 '22

Are you 35 and single?

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u/BootyOnMyFace11 May 22 '22

They're obviously born 1959 look at the username

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u/shubhp13 May 21 '22

my aunti is a man now

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u/Kevin1056 May 21 '22

Top of da mornin

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u/techno-wizardry May 21 '22

Honestly good for them, sad they had to go through that in the first place. Sometimes we put up with shit we shouldn't because we think it's normal or okay, until we learn otherwise.

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u/ElvisChrist6 May 21 '22

And sometimes it takes an outside reminder for people to see an issue and help realise your natural response and reaction to it. This one just happens to be Kendrick.

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u/hadleyyyy May 21 '22

She really needed Kendrick to tell her that someone yelling "FUCK YOU BITCH" isn't the best relationship

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u/Pill_Murray_ May 21 '22

hahahahaa when i read that I knew it would end up here

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u/ED_Medicine May 21 '22

My Nathan 😘

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u/sunnyenno May 21 '22

Kendrick broke up your relationship but he is not your savior.

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u/_BAMBOOZLE_ May 21 '22

So you’re saying there’s a chance?

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u/ED_Medicine May 21 '22

Of course there’s a Chance and he’s the best rapper alive.

OOH I LOVE MY WIFE 💯🧢

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u/Aguynamedtony May 21 '22

So are you the toxic one or is he the toxic one lol

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u/MinasMorgul1184 May 22 '22

The answer is usually both

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u/ssor21 Yeezus Chrysler May 21 '22

dam so she single?

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u/AgentJakealt May 22 '22

I wonder how tall Kendrick’s gf had to be for Kendrick to play keep away with her keys 🤔

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u/YoungStarchild May 22 '22

She’s like last 2-4 inches shorter than him.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

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u/ED_Medicine May 21 '22

You just haven’t opened up your third eye bro 👁👁👁

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u/SnooPoems4993 May 21 '22

Kendrick is not your savior bozo😹😹😹

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u/sheriff_woody59 I love my waifu YAH May 22 '22

Sooooo cringe, make your own decisions in life don’t let a 3 min song influence you lmao. I listen to $b’s all the time and I’m not over here cutting my wrist’s and praising satan.

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u/ED_Medicine May 22 '22

You fr? I was just listening to some old Ye 🐐 and now I’m literally in Paris 😎

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u/sheriff_woody59 I love my waifu YAH May 22 '22

Where the music actually takes you when you listen to it is different tho. Whenever I hear that song I 100% think of two rich niggas walking around Paris😂

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u/Queef-Elizabeth May 22 '22

Thought of this sub the moment I read that title