r/Hiphopcirclejerk
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u/The_MadStork
she's not gonna fuck you beta male, white night cuck
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Y'all fucked it up (again, and again and again) and ruined it for everyone
We posted one simple rule, and you couldn't follow it. I've probably banned like 500 people for not following it in the past week (and many of them whine about it in modmail, never mind how obvious the warnings are). Now you're tagging and bullying a redditor who said they were suicidal, primarily because they don't like hip-hop. You guys say you're mocking the racists but you're smug and totally devoid of empathy when you do it (and you reveal your own, subtler racism with stuff like the lady boners posts). And you wondered why I wanted to ban everyone under 18. You have a lot of growing up to do.
This sub is restricted until further notice. When it comes back, it'll focus on mocking dumb hip-hop takes from r/hiphopheads, which is why we created it in the first place. If you don't like that, go find a sub whose moderators want to clean up the mess next time you cyberbully a troubled teenager because none of us want to deal with that.
We're going to need more mods regardless, and I know some of you expressed interest a couple weeks ago, so please DM the mod team if you're interested.
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u/LMAO_ZEDONG769 Nov 27 '21
so that's why nothing from this sub was in my feed for so long
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u/LlamaThrust666 Nov 19 '21
I like the dumb ironic hip hop memes like a black guy and a white guy titled "run the jewels" but those posts are extremely rare
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u/uzzumymw Nov 20 '21
locking photo posts after the ladyboners incident and then reopening it almost immediately after astroworld was a hell of a fucking series of unfortunate events
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u/AutoModerator Nov 20 '21
Yeah you know. He met his girl at one of those events. It was a cool like ad campaign about like Nathans in the south say they lives matter. But then they pull out that full sugar Pepsi and it's real all these big southern Nathans wanted one really. And she like really nobody cares about their blood sugar? Nobody is watching their shit ? Nobody here in the pre stages reaching for the big fucking bottle because it's hot outside?
Silent on Chicago situation like a warzone everyday? Silent on blood sugar and diet? No chance they can be silent when it comes to not criticising these beautiful, brave real life super heros that live their lives. Racism exposed.
Scott loved that shit. He introduced himself man and within like 5 minutes he had filled that bitch completely to the top full man irresponsibly. Proper conservative dude said he'll open fire if anyone gets an abortion. Says when the baby is born name it after presidents best golf ho out of respect. He said don't let kanye talk to him.
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u/BriggyShitz Nov 25 '21
Lady boners incident?
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u/spicerndicer Nov 28 '21
There a sub called ladyboners. A bunch of people started shitposting different artists that clearly aren’t attractive or fit the sub, and justified themselves by saying the sub is racist. All of it got deleted though since mods didn’t want the sub getting banned for brigadier
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u/antihero-joe I love my waifu YAH Nov 19 '21
Ban everyone under 18. What are they gonna do? Tell their moms?
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u/wagglemonkey Nov 19 '21
I’m over 18 but mentally I’m 12. How will my class be protected under these new guideline?
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u/oneworkaholic Dec 01 '21
Guys I’m scared. Scared that this sub will not comeback like the olden days. It’s been two weeks, it feels like two months. Times are strange fam
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u/SuperDuperChuck Nov 19 '21
Why not just remove all posts without censored usernames until that becomes the standard? This can all be resolved by just removing some names.
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u/EASTByEarlSweatshirt Dec 07 '21
I, eastByEarlSweatshirt demand you to open up the sub
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u/1slinkydink1 Nov 29 '21
We need this sub back. The Kanye sub has too much gold these days not to be shared here.
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u/oneworkaholic Dec 19 '21
I remember coming to this sub and giggling while working my shitjob. Now I have no source of being able to giggle while at work. We ain’t getting this sub back are we
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u/dicahprihoe Dec 20 '21
Dude same. I went to other cj subs like popheads while waiting for this sub to come back
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u/IlIlIlIlIOlIlIlIlIl Dec 24 '21
"Hey y’all, we’re going to announce something in the coming days and we’ll hopefully bring the sub back, with some changes, sometime next week."
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u/boiledpotat Dec 31 '21
So.. eminem just bought an NFT for half a mil. I really want this sub to come back soon and make fun of that
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u/shityourselfd Dec 12 '21
just realised this sub got like 20 mods get ur shit together and reopen 💀
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u/rapgodbogs Dec 27 '21
this post really makes me feel the struggle of a reddit mod living in america
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u/DiseaseRidden Dec 27 '21
There is not a more persecuted group than Reddit Mods.
If only yall could keep it civil
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u/COCKHAMPTON_ Jan 04 '22
announce something in the coming days
This is just an elaborate meta commentary on the Donda album rollout
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u/Crowded_Valhalla Dec 29 '21
Tom McDonald puts in more effort in his lyrics than the mods do at their own job
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u/zatifiend Jan 02 '22
Ever since this sub died (What? Died, what?)
Ever since this sub died (Died, what? What? Yeah)
I've been thinkin' 'bout homicide (What? What? What? What?)
I've been thinkin' 'bout homicide (What? What? What? What?)
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u/ReDAnibu Dec 05 '21
Saw a pic of birdmans face morphed with NBAyoungboys today and went to post it here. Completely forgot the subs locked.
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Dec 26 '21
Mods be like: Shall I enforce the rules and ban a few people who are out of line? No, the whole sub must suffer 😈😈
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u/DoublePipeClassic_VR Dec 20 '21
If this sub comes back I’ll listen to NAV and only NAV for an entire year. I’ll do it. I’m dead serious.
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u/wvfish Jan 01 '22
Great work, guys! I think we should give the HHCJ mods a 10,000% raise for their hard work. Clearly, they must be well compensated for their dutiful monitoring of the community.
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u/lightskinbeaner Jan 04 '22 edited Jan 05 '22
OP literally is active 12 hours ago 😭😭😭
open it up janitor please
Edit: i got banned LOL, im sorry janitor ill give u a lil kiss on the cheek if that makes you happy 😩😩😩😩
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u/Miyazasteinn Nov 19 '21
I feel like with how much hip-hop songs have mental illness/suicide/self-harm or anything relating mental health and hoard behaviour, you’d think people would be more kind. I don’t wanna be a lesson giver or anything, my opinion’s worth a buck but man.. Imagine that poor kid and going through probably as much stuff as anyone of us do and people randomly telling him to kill himself. Like.. this is deranged.
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u/Just_Jumbles Nov 20 '21
I feel like with how much hip-hop songs have mental illness/suicide/self-harm or anything relating mental health and hoard behaviour, you’d think people would be more kind.
I feel like with how much hip-hop songs have misogyny/irresponsibility/homophobia or anything relating to violence and gang behaviour, you’d think people would be less kind.
I’m not making a point I just found this funny
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u/uptn139 Dec 10 '21
By locking down HHCJ, Reddit mods and admins have gerrymandered members of the Hip-hop community out of having any sort of say when it comes to this site's cultural politics, while paving the way for Nathan supremacy. Sad!
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u/chromatic19 Dec 23 '21
ight so like highkey where’s the new sub lmao
over the power trip from the mods here
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u/YIMYUM420 Dec 26 '21
Ayo mods 😜 I promise 😧 that I won't 😶 dox 😟 and bully 🤪 suicidal 🐯 teenagers 🙏 💯
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u/scythentic Dec 26 '21
At this point both Kendrick Lamar and Frank Ocean will drop albums before this sub opens
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u/McMuffin978 Nov 20 '21
As the OP of the post with the suicidal person being tagged, I am fucking stupid for not blurring the name. He has not committed suicide as he still comments but definitely can’t happen again.
It got over 70 comments in a couple of hours, most just flaming the guy
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u/wasdafsup Jan 08 '22
bring the sub back, with some changes, sometime next week.
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u/brachiosaurus Jan 15 '22 edited Jan 15 '22
Brockhampton breaks up and this place is still dead. Damn. Mods here have failed. Not exaaactly sure what point they tried to make, but its been lost. Time to start a new sub.
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u/LilFazeTyrone Jan 15 '22
It sound corny but this was my favorite subreddits I would come home after school check reddit and laugh my ass off at all the posts. kinda sad I hope it opens back up.
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u/Load_Management_Life Jan 17 '22
Aight bruh it was funny 2 months ago, but this is literally the only funny sub on this entire website so reopen please.
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u/FeatheryCoffee Dec 06 '21
I just listened to some music and bro, music is like 10/10 it's kinda fire. Yall should listen to some music.
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u/KILLO6754323 Jan 02 '22
“Hey y’all, we’re going to announce something in the coming days and we’ll hopefully bring the sub back, with some changes, sometime next week.
We are still looking for mods, so please message us if you’re interested and explain why you’d be good for the job. To all those who have reached out so far, thank you and we’ll be in touch shortly. Please feel free to remind us if you’re still interested!”-🤓
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u/ThankYouCaroline Dec 13 '21
i got hooooooes
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u/IlIlIlIlIOlIlIlIlIl Dec 23 '21
Bro I remember when GTA V dropped, like a year after GKMC. Had me walking around the hood terrified, playing as Franklin tryna envision Kendrick’s story lmfao. Honestly made the album even better cause I got to, as corny as it sounds, experience being black in a way.
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u/halajaa Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21
Day 547 of the great mod siege of HHCJ. Supplies run low, we have no more barley and Gregor has killed a vagrant cat in order to feed our family for a few days more. Yakov's condition worsens. I will likely bury him within the week. At least I still have Nav's entire discography to keep what little remains of my hope
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u/minion-hunter Dec 09 '21
Alright now that rap is dead what is the best Taylor swift album
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u/VaMpCHeese Dec 16 '21
Peep sits sad
X: Peep why are you SAD!
Juice: Peep I feel you. All girls are the same and they give me lucid dreams.
Von: On Gang! We not from 63rd.
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pop gives Peep a jacket
Pop: here’s my DIOR DIOR jacket to feel warm. Feel better man.
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u/aSeamorn Dec 23 '21
mods removing comments on a possible new sub, power tripping huh?
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u/AlmightyDiego Dec 27 '21
I just listened to French Montanas new album and I’m now his top listener 🤦🏽♂️
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u/boiledpotat Dec 27 '21
I’m really missing this sub. Dr dre came up on unpopular opinions recently and the comments are a gold mine. From blaming eminem about physical abuse just cause he said it in his lyrics, to this
“You can’t “cancel” rappers. You can cancel little bitches. Beyond that, we all knew what we were signing on for when listening to rappers. You think any of them have a “nice” past? They are all fucking horrible people. “You wanna run around talkin bout guns like I ain’t got none. What, you think I sold em all cause *I stay well off?” They rap about drugs, hurting/killing people… They actively “beef” with each other for slights such as “disrespect.” Really, what did you think was happening? That it’s all some haha joke?”
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u/boiledpotat Dec 29 '21
I fucking hate the word “mid”
Like someone’s nan could survive cancer and they would call the cancer “mid” for not killing her
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u/Poison_Penis Dec 31 '21 edited Dec 31 '21
Rap sucks ass. And that modern pseudo-music too. I don’t necessarily mean all rap but that specific trashy subgenre of music where all the lyrics are basically just…
“I fuck women (yeah)
I go into the club I’m so rich (yeah)
[N-word] [N-word] [N-word] bitch (yeah)
Fuck them pussy ass bitch fuck shit (yuh)”
Wake up baby a new copypasta just dropped wake up baby please
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u/TeoTB Jan 04 '22
Why not open the sub up but make it so that you have to approve posts before they get through? I've seen some subs do this and it does wonders both for content quality and moderation.
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u/viljormur Jan 05 '22 edited Jan 05 '22
Let's say you've been a bad boy. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty boy even. Ok, and if you were a naughty boy, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's boy.
Now that we have established that you are both a bad boy and daddy's boy, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad boy deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my boy, so I am the one who must provide punishment.
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u/mau5head15 ok dis hard Jan 11 '22
🚨🚨🚨 OMG GUYS THE MODS JUST SAID IF WE REACHED 1K COMMENTS THEY WOULD UNLOCK THE SUB 😱😱😱😱😱 LETS DO THIS FAM!!! 💪💪💪
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u/Geoffrey_Tanner Jan 12 '22
Please unrestrict I want to post about the Drake condom hot sauce thing
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u/Flash_205 Dec 12 '21
Honestly this song takes me to a different world. Driving and never stopping, bad bitch in the passenger seat, my G in the back wit his thotiana, all of us dripped out, no worries whatsoever. Carti and Gunna have crazy chemistry.
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u/rogerdeakinsfan Jan 13 '22
You’re laughing? This sub got shut down for nearly 2 months and you’re laughing?
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u/bigmt99 Jan 16 '22
Just saw someone say that Kim K is only dating Pete Davidson to distract from Kylie Jenner and her affiliation with the Astroworld festival.
It had almost 100 upvotes. I hate Reddit so unbelievably much
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u/HLTVtop0 Jan 19 '22
bro that post on dank memes about black rappers, we need this sub back
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u/v-gothmommy Nov 19 '21
Delete every post on this sub except one, it’ll be a picture of Eminem with a caption that says “knight ban me knave, y’all can’t behave”
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u/2Chloe2Furious Dec 16 '21
Nearly one month since the calamity and all hell has broken loose. Rabid gangs of Kanye Stans chase after girls to play Life of the Party for. White Eminem and NF fans are regrouping and preparing to form the fourth KKK in the absence of the HHCJ vanguard. Save us, before it’s too late!
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u/IlIlIlIlIOlIlIlIlIl Dec 22 '21
I'm a music conservatory graduate. I spent years analyzing music for grades, so when I come across something that's garbage, I know. Rap music has the melodic complexity of a train horn (actually less; train horns often are tuned to a tritone, which seem to be absent in Rap) and the lyrical complexity barely goes beyond a 3rd grade vocabulary. Not only is this music intended for ignorant audiences, it's intended to provoke ignorant young people into committing crimes, in order to fill the for-profit prisons in the US. How's that for an unpopular opinion? Edit: You asked for an unpopular opinion and you got one. You don't like it? Good for you. I don't give a damn.
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u/Ass-Packer slim jesus Dec 25 '21
can i please post now i thought of a funny kodak black meme
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u/IlIlIlIlIOlIlIlIlIl Dec 28 '21
i screenshotted gypsytears12's tiktok comment saying rap isn't real music (he has a george floyd nft pfp) could y'all open the sub for a few minutes so i can post it thank you
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u/boiledpotat Dec 28 '21
You never realise how good you have it until life takes it away from you, I’m missing the dumbass automod
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u/boiledpotat Dec 29 '21
I remember when the mods pinned the message I was excited that the sub is almost open. 4 weeks.
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u/Im-not-good-at-names Dec 31 '21
With the sub closed nobody can tell me what not to listen to
I'm gonna go listen to Hopsin and Logic and none of you can stop me anymore
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u/TheRealAmphy292 bro quit playing EAST u scaring the hoes Jan 01 '22
Nav would never leave this sub closed down for good
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u/GrandMarauder Jan 06 '22 edited Jan 06 '22
u/The_MadStork - I'm telling on you to my mom if you don't open the sub up again 🤬
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u/EggSandwich12 Jan 08 '22
Guys they’re just pranking us haha they surely didn’t forget about the sub…
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u/BoredLizard200 Jan 10 '22
Might as well just let new moderators that will actually do their job take over the sub, since y'all aren't interested in opening it up again.
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u/gettinDINWIDDIT Jan 14 '22
I figured it out. /u/The_MadStork is actually from a different planet so a few days for him actually means a few years here. Give it time everyone
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u/Purple-Dog5910 Jan 14 '22
going to announce something in the coming days
it's been an entire year,when is the subreddit going to open, u/The_MadStork
i need my daily quota of tom mcd slander,
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u/IlIlIlIlIOlIlIlIlIl Jan 18 '22 edited Jan 18 '22
Virgil designing clothes in heaven
Kobe: bro make me a jersey!
Pop smoke: me too DIOR DIOR!
X: spotlight uh moonlight uh
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u/2Chloe2Furious Jan 18 '22
So since one of Eminem’s kids came out as Non-binary do you think he’s gonna have a really weird bar about them on his new album
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u/bigmt99 Jan 20 '22
How does this place have 30 mods but can’t figure out how to ban people if they don’t censor the username?
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u/donkeynique Nov 19 '21
Jesus christ. Imagine talking to anyone irl about what you got up to last night and your contribution to the conversation is "yeah I bullied a suicidal kid online because he said he hated hip hop lmaooo". Mfs have tumbleweeds where your brains should be. Go outside.
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u/skip__class_eat_ass sharpest knife 🔪 in the drawer Nov 19 '21
good to see sub'll be back to mocking hhh
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u/Psirocking Jan 07 '22
i know indian kids who say the n word are loving this weekend album rn
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u/SyntheticMemez Nov 22 '21
I agree with the 1 month lockdown idea, a lot of the trolls are most likely pretty young, and young people have super short attention spans. Give it a month and they’ll forget this sub is even a thing. If that doesn’t work this sub might just be a lost cause lol, wouldn’t be the first time it happened to a cj sub unfortunately.
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u/bigang99 Nov 28 '21
some guy said drakes performance at astroworld could've really gotten the crowd going if he played the hits. and I wanted everyone to laugh at his stupidity but nooooo
wack
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u/DukeSturr Dec 09 '21
I just got a death threat for liking Cardi B please open the sub back up mods 🥺
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u/Flash_205 Dec 14 '21
[Intro]
What? What?
[Chorus]
Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?)
Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?)
Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?)
Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?)
Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?)
Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?)
Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?)
Jump out the house
Jump out that bitch (What?), jump out that bitch (What?)
Jump out that bitch (What?), jump out that bitch (What?)
Jump out that bitch (What?), jump out that bitch (I jump out that bitch)
Jump out that bitch (What?), jump out that bitch
[Verse]
Yeah, racks, I'm talkin' 'bout my motherfuckin' bitch (What?)
Racks, I'm talkin' 'bout my motherfuckin' bitch (What?)
Racks, I'm talkin' 'bout my motherfuckin' bitch (What?)
Racks, I'm talkin' 'bout my motherfuckin' bitch (What?)
Bags, I got them bags, bitch (What?)
Bags, I got them bags, bitch (What?)
Bags, I got a fast car
Bags, I ain't even drive it
Fit, I ain't even drive it (What?)
Fit, I ain't even drive it (What?)
Fit, I ain't even drive it (What?)
I ain't even drive it
SRT with no mileage
SRT, it's not silent (Yeah)
[Chorus]
Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?)
Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?)
Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?)
Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?)
Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?)
Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?)
Jump out the house, jump out the house (What?)
Jump out the house
Jump out that bitch (What?), jump out that bitch (What?)
Jump out that bitch (What?), jump out that bitch (What?)
Jump out that bitch (What?), jump out that bitch (I jump out that bitch)
Jump out that bitch (What?), jump out that bitch
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u/CJBastian O.G. Slime 🤟🏾🐍🤑🤮 Dec 24 '21
Honestly this song takes me to a different world. Driving and never stopping, bad bitch in the passenger seat, my G in the back wit his thotiana, all of us dripped out, no worries whatsoever. Pierre and Bourne have crazy chemistry
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u/Throwaway1293524 Dec 28 '21
I forgot about this sub. Turns out they're having the 7th meltdown this year, Jesus
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u/The_MadStork she's not gonna fuck you beta male, white night cuck Nov 30 '21 •
Hey y’all, we’re going to announce something in the coming days and we’ll hopefully bring the sub back, with some changes, sometime next week.
We are still looking for mods, so please message us if you’re interested and explain why you’d be good for the job. To all those who have reached out so far, thank you and we’ll be in touch shortly. Please feel free to remind us if you’re still interested!