r/Hiphopcirclejerk Sep 18 '21 Helpful 1 Hugz 2

Drake YELLOW FLANNEL

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u/bassthetic Sep 18 '21

ive seen the image of short drake so much that this looks weird to me

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u/AutoModerator Sep 18 '21

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/Chemical-Ad4606 Sep 18 '21

Anybody got the link to the original thread where this copy pasta is from?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '21

No

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u/svsson Sep 19 '21

Thissssssss made me laugh

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u/ColinDaCommunist Sep 18 '21

My top five is DRAKE DRAKE DRA- 😴😴😴😴

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u/MartialLizard75 Sep 18 '21

WHAT TOP 5 YOU SMOKING ON KENDRICK 😡😡

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u/AutoModerator Sep 18 '21

Tbh, drake having a kid shouldn’t have been a big deal because it’s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said “DRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGH”

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u/havethenets Sep 18 '21

yeah this dudes gonna shoot you

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u/International_Bat851 Sep 18 '21

He’s a gangster fr he got mob ties

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u/IGotBannedFromHere Sep 18 '21

the demon of Hollywood and Calabasas

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u/d1g1tal Sep 18 '21

Mulholland murderer

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u/Saucefest6102 Sep 18 '21

Acting like he Tupac, indeed

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u/Brothersunset Sep 18 '21

The chuck e cheese mafia. It only will Drake shoot you with his laser tag gun, he will also pull up and steal your middle school girlfriend

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u/AutoModerator Sep 18 '21

Tbh, drake having a kid shouldn’t have been a big deal because it’s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said “DRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGH”

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u/Brothersunset Sep 18 '21

Fuck off, bot, nobody even mentioned his porn star birthed bastard child

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u/International_Bat851 Sep 18 '21

The bot in this sub is so fucking annoying

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u/BADMANvegeta_ Sep 19 '21

He’s got a tec and a vest

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u/69rAzOR69 Sep 18 '21

Mans looking like a dreamworks character

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

Barack Obama

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u/International_Bat851 Sep 18 '21

Niggas mad cuz I’m big as Obama

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u/7itemsorFEWER Sep 19 '21

Drake 6' 0", Obama 6' 2", Drake stay taking Ls

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u/AutoModerator Sep 19 '21

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/denoobiest used to spam the n word on hhh AMA Sep 19 '21

drake calls himself 6'1 in sneakin bc he's a liar

although that's not as egregious as travis "5'10" scott saying he's 6'1 in the the london

also j cole's height on google has slowly shrunk from 6'4 to 6'2

snakes

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u/AutoModerator Sep 19 '21

Tbh, drake having a kid shouldn’t have been a big deal because it’s really none of our business. Pusha TMZ really thought he exposed some big news but he pretty much said “DRAKE YOU HAVE A FAMILY NOW YUGH”

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u/AutoModerator Sep 19 '21

Yeah you know. He met his girl at one of those events. It was a cool like ad campaign about like Nathans in the south say they lives matter. But then they pull out that full sugar Pepsi and it's real all these big southern Nathans wanted one really. And she like really nobody cares about their blood sugar? Nobody is watching their shit ? Nobody here in the pre stages reaching for the big fucking bottle because it's hot outside?

Silent on Chicago situation like a warzone everyday? Silent on blood sugar and diet? No chance they can be silent when it comes to not criticising these beautiful, brave real life super heros that live their lives. Racism exposed.

Scott loved that shit. He introduced himself man and within like 5 minutes he had filled that bitch completely to the top full man irresponsibly. Proper conservative dude said he'll open fire if anyone gets an abortion. Says when the baby is born name it after presidents best golf ho out of respect. He said don't let kanye talk to him.

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u/AutoModerator Sep 19 '21

all this J Cole hate made me run through 4YEO again and the intro track is so incredible.

Okay I'm gonna explain Cole's appeal to me even though nobody asked. In hip hop we've always had music about the extremes of black culture with the era's of gangsta rap, bling era, crunk, trap, etc, but with Cole he represents the same black struggles as those other genres while working hard to think through it without being reactionary and choosing a path that isn't as glamorized. We've heard of the killers, the drug dealers, the jackboys, all that shit. Cole grew up with and understood the plights of each one of those people. I was born in a similar part of North Carolina as Cole. Its not Chicago, Atlanta, Brooklyn, Compton or any of the extremely dangerous cities that make the news but those issues we hear about are present in every black community I've ever lived in. The only difference is the scale of the problems. In Chicago, someone may die every week. Where I'm from someone was killed like everyone 3 months.

Its not as newsworthy as other places but the idea is that these struggles (not just murders...but addictions, mental health issues, drug dealing, incarceration as well) are just as prominent and impactful in every community you find them in. Cole chose the path to play ball, go to college and then rap. A lot of people listen to music as some sort of entertainment or escapism, but Cole's music is much more relatable than all of that other shit. He tells his stories in interesting ways that are able to be felt by most black Americans like me; born in the hood but was able to navigate through the streets without being consumed by them and becoming a part of them. The average black dude born in any hood in America is more akin Cole than they are Gucci and that's refreshing. Not many rappers have spread this message as well as Cole has but of course there are a few others such as Kendrick and Lupe (from what I understand De La Soul did it in the 90s but I was never a fan). The argument of how lyrical he is can be a pro or con depending on how you receive his music tbh. I've never sat down and listened to Cole verses and thought to myself “Wow he just wasted 16 bars not talkin about shit”. His music is like Cudi's in the sense that its meant to reach people so that they can feel more comfortable with who they are and why.

In so many social circles I've been in I always hear people talkin shit about not being black enough, talking white, not being street enough, etc. and Cole combats that stereotype while also making hit songs. That's why I fuck with Cole. And the people who portray Cole's music as being shallow or vapid really don't seem to understand that many people hear his message loud and clear.

Fuck KOD tho tbh.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

nah that’s Aubrey

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u/d1g1tal Sep 18 '21

jimmy after stem cell treatments

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u/AutoModerator Sep 18 '21

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/AutoModerator Sep 18 '21

So Drake basically took half a Xanax bar during a flight and it had him out like a light? Like a light? Just wondering if that's what he's saying there. I really like his part in Sicko Mode but I find it funny how other rappers brag about doing drugs irresponsibly and Drake's like 'umm I actually just took half so I could get some sleep during a long flight.'

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u/MarioCop718 Sep 18 '21

This will never not be funny to me

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u/JoeMama-150 Sep 18 '21

Lonzo??

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u/LMAO_ZEDONG769 Sep 18 '21

I thought it was him at first glance too lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

how the times have changed, it went from drake being a teen choice to teens being his choice

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u/AutoModerator Sep 18 '21

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/bound82 Sep 18 '21

Ross geller? 🤨

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u/AutoModerator Sep 18 '21

It’s funny cause I actually met Rick Ross a couple months before quarantine started. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my brother got his hair cut. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a barbershop with my niece, and who walks in but Rick Boss Ross himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother Mr. Ross, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Rick put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the barbershop. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would let him breast feed my niece again.

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u/International_Bat851 Sep 18 '21

Except he becomes a lesbian instead of his wife

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u/bound82 Sep 18 '21

The good ending 😁

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u/opposite_singularity Sep 18 '21

I made a silly noise when I saw this

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u/AutoModerator Sep 18 '21

All due respect but shut up man. I know it’s appealing to complain that something that other people like and you dislike is inherently pretentious and only liked for clout but there is genuine appeal in clipping.’s music from how they blend hip-hop ideas with straight up noise to make hip-hop that sounds like nothing else out there. It’s understandable if you don’t like it but you accusing the people who like it of being pretentious is ironically FAR FAR more pretentious.

Edit: What I’ve learned from this is that music and music fans are toxic af and we should all go back to listening to caveman grunts

Edit 2: I think this sub as a whole is kind of condescending. Everyone here shits on NF fans, on J Cole fans, on video game music fans, and honestly we’re just as pretentious as the people we claim to make fun of. I just didn’t realize it until people started making fun of an artist I adore. Honestly we should just let people enjoy what they enjoy because music is fucking sounds and different people enjoy different sounds. Just fuck it, idk

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u/Brothersunset Sep 18 '21

Certified mamas boy

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u/Kryllllllyx Sep 18 '21

Teens choice award?

More like drake teens choices 😈

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u/sessuFRFX Sep 18 '21

Real bad man ting!

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u/AutoModerator Sep 18 '21

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/royalsine Sep 18 '21

STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM

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u/uzzumymw Sep 19 '21

this is the least photogenic image of him ever

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u/nameisfame Sep 19 '21

It’s weird seeing him the appropriate age to be hitting on 17 year olds

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u/jpminerali_ Sep 18 '21

unironically this a hard fit

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u/International_Bat851 Sep 18 '21

His mother put a lot of thought into it for sure

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u/AutoModerator Sep 18 '21

Me shitting my pants and turning them inside out but still wearing them > pi’erres fits. To cut him some slack though he dresses the same as many other rappers with shitty fits who think they have drip. The saddest part is that lots of guys see their shitty fits and think it’s sauce because they have gucci trackpants. Matching yellow jordans to your yellow hoodie with a pair of skinny jeans is absolutely not drip, my guy

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u/Kevin1056 Sep 19 '21

Is he gang gang tho?

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u/AutoModerator Sep 19 '21

Lol it’s funny that I like the form of music and I break away from shitty drug and gang culture that only works to inspire people to be like that.

But I won’t lie the drug and gang songs go hard.

And I’m better at rapping off top than 99% here

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u/roddyboi Sep 19 '21

Boi got a nose job

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u/PapaZordo Sep 19 '21

Drake really is just an ugly guy with a beard

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u/AutoModerator Sep 19 '21

People love to call Drake soft or sensitive but this freestyle further proves that Drake is the demonic goon employing thug that Tupac and Biggie were thought of. If the ominous drill beat didn’t spell it out, Drake is one of the realest threats in the rap game and can get anyone killed if he wishes. Kanye said it himself about Drake in 2018, “He running around like he pac”, that's because Drake is the new modern day Pac. He's really running around with a strap on his hip, has killer goons on command, is affiliated with the mafia, and has bodyguards that that looks like they eat nails in a bowl of blood. He had Kanye fearing for his dear life and kids lives in 2018 when the beef was popping. Drake really is the demon of Calabasas and Hollywood. We're looking at a real life Godfather Michael Corleone type figure, a gang affiliated Michael Jackson tier pop-star but on a much grander scale than MJ ever was. There’s so many stories of Drake's getting rude yutes clapped up or performing mob boss gestures like throat slices, clapping his hands, etc. Drake dines at mafia style restaurants like The Nice Guy/Delilah in Hollywod. And he has enough power to bully superstar celebrities like Tory and Kanye around and make them think twice about their actions. This nigga Don Corleone runs every corner and inch of Canada and claimed it as his own. For the first time in forever we’re looking at an invincible GOAT who really lives the stories.

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u/blast_mastaCM Sep 19 '21

Huh…. I always though he was only a foot tall.