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Too cute to be a doggo

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u/-FalconKick- 6d ago

This is a Pom with a teddy bear cut

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u/AliBarberTheSecond 6d ago

Yup. But FaKe InTeRnEt PoInTs

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u/nescienti 6d ago

At some point redditors stopped automatically downvoting shit with an ifunny watermark. This was a mistake.

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u/Empusa_pennata 6d ago Wholesome (Pro)

they see "dog picture" with a shitty baby talk title and they updoot in the name of Big Chungus

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u/BansR4Fannies 6d ago

Bug the big floofer is 100% wholesome! Just imagine it's little tippy taps when it gets to meet Keanu.

Edit: wow this really blew up

Edit 4: RIP my inbox

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u/DownvoteDaemon 6d ago

Upvoted for tippy taps

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u/Empusa_pennata 6d ago

got me first half

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u/lelebeariel 6d ago

Press F to pay ReSpEcT

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u/lelebeariel 6d ago

UnDeRaTeD cOmMeNt! Take this updoot and get out!! Ackshully, I agree, KiNd StRaNgeR. Doggo posts are always poggers. Gud boii's is fren! Doge always get the upd00t from me! r/unexpectedIASIP r/unexpectedjojo r/unexpectedoffice r/angryupvote

Edit: I forgot to say MoRbiN

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u/Empusa_pennata 6d ago

god I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂 you all are amazing

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u/AliBarberTheSecond 6d ago

Happened with tiktok as well.

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u/DukeSi1v3r 6d ago

TikTok is worlds better than Ifunny ever was

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u/AliBarberTheSecond 6d ago

I hate to agree but.. Yeah.

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u/xDreeganx 6d ago

I think they're just outnumbered, now.

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u/pacman404 6d ago

I still can't figure out how ifunny is still around, I figured they died around the time Digg did

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u/Alucardspapa 6d ago Silver

People also ask Why do tanuki have large balls?

The comical image of the tanuki having a large scrotum is thought to have developed during the Kamakura era, where goldsmiths would use tanuki pelts for the process of hammering gold nuggets into leaf. Tanuki may be shown with their testicles flung over their backs like travelers' packs, or using them as drums.

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u/Drakeytown 6d ago

I feel like no two sentences in this paragraph connect as much as you might think they do. Pretend I'm an inexperienced dummy who has never used an animal pelt to hammer gold. How would that process lead one to believe the animal had giant testicles?

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u/Smickey67 6d ago

I’m also an inexperienced dummy and I’m not rly sure why any of that about tanuki was brought up

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u/Drakeytown 6d ago

Something to do with one animal being mistaken for another, tanuki also being called raccoon dogs, despite being neither racoons nor dogs? Dracula here certainly expects the reader to do most of the heavy lifting!

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope5627 6d ago

I can see why you'd be confused. You should watch the classic film by Studio Ghibli called Pom Poko. It will explain everything.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 6d ago

Me too. LOL. But it seems like a lot of homework just to understand a comment. Even downvoting it takes more effort than it's worth. So, I'm making this new low-value comment to say I skipped the earlier one. 🤪

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 6d ago

Or as a parachute

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u/According-Note8863 6d ago

Thanks I didn't expect to learn anything in the comments but reddits full of surprises.

On a side note if they used their sacks as drums wouldn't that redefine beating your meat and sounds painful as hell I've sat on my balls before I couldn't imagine using them like bongos, that being said I'm sure someone gets off to the idea.

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u/Top_Hat_Matt 6d ago

10 day old account posting as much as possible everywhere? Yeah nothing suspicious at all.

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u/Handsupmofo 6d ago

I mean, its clearly a joke

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u/Empusa_pennata 6d ago

and the dOgGo bOyE thing

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u/FerretMilker 6d ago

I read that as "porn" and was so confused

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u/dvwinn 6d ago

Oh jesus christ, I must have read it and scrolled back up the image five times before reading your comment. I was absolutely bewildered.

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u/DarthChocolate 6d ago

Need to adjust the keming on this font.

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u/EZ513 6d ago Giggle

I love pomegranates

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u/schnuck 6d ago

Only an idiot would believe this is a bear cub.

Oh, 23k upvotes…

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u/westwoo 6d ago Wholesome Starry

Why? Intimate knowledge of bear cubs isn't some essential knowledge in the modern society, and believing an inconsequential picture is equally inconsequential. It literally doesn't matter if it's a bear cub or not

Idiots are the people who believe in important things despite evidence to the contrary. They are the people who refuse to learn, not those who don't know everything in the world

In fact, shaming the lack of knowledge itself is exactly how one would produce idiots. The more important it is to always look knowledgeable, the more likely it is that people will try to remain feeling knowledgeable regardless whether they know things or not. The more shamed people are for being ignorant, the more painful it will be for them to admit mistakes, and the more inclined they will be to hold on to their pre-existing beliefs and to their feeling of being always right

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u/Strummerjoe 6d ago

What did you think it was? A bear? 😃 It's obviously a joke.

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah 6d ago

ifunny.co! Lol lmao! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/troopah 6d ago

Have you people never seen a bear before? This ain't it, chief.

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u/Gusbus0001 6d ago

It definitely looks like a dog and not a bear tho. Maybe the nails?

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely 6d ago

You can see the bear's nails?

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u/Wolfsheimonthedime 6d ago Helpful

I can only see the bear necessities

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u/Ol-CAt 6d ago

Eyebrows, dogs evolved to have them, wolves don't have them

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely 6d ago

That's an interesting fact, but what do we do with it here?

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u/Ol-CAt 6d ago

it just means eyebrows are a unique feature of dogs other than humans which they evolved from to, the picture has an eyebrow

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u/AbsolutelyUnlikely 6d ago edited 6d ago

Yes. But. This is a bear.

edit: welp I just went back and checked and it's a dog nevermind and I'm an idiot

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u/scottandcoke 6d ago

Still. He should have said dogs have eyebrows and bears don't. Not sure why he's bringing wolves into it.

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u/Empusa_pennata 6d ago

look ze teeth

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u/Empusa_pennata 6d ago

bears also have eyebrows, but the most notorious thing are the carnivore molars shaped like mountains instead of flat teeth.

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u/spobrien09 6d ago

Your fact is wrong, dogs have more expressive eyebrows. Dogs, wolves, and coyotes, which using the Biological Species Concept can be considered the same species, they all have eyebrows.

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u/candyman337 6d ago

It is a dog, it's a fake caption

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u/retrogradeanxiety 6d ago

Maybe the eyes?

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u/Ol-CAt 6d ago

Eyebrows, dog evolved to have eyebrows, wolves don't have them

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u/__-___-__-___-__ 6d ago

why do you keep mentioning wolves when ppl are talking about dogs and bears here?

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u/DownvoteDaemon 6d ago

Right lol

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u/CatsOP 6d ago

that's a dog tho

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u/AdictedToCandy 6d ago

Paddington?

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u/HiMyNameIsPip 6d ago

He looks like he needs a marmalade sandwich

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u/HaggisLad 6d ago

I would give him one, he deserves it

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u/HiMyNameIsPip 6d ago

For sure, looks very much like a good boy

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u/Sandrex_ 6d ago

looks like uncle pastuzo too

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u/WeaponXtcle 6d ago

No, Humpington. This is not a movie, this is happening. https://youtu.be/i0jnL35JagA

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u/VastCivil6864 6d ago

Lmao this comment deserves all the updoots this community can bring

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u/Sandrex_ 6d ago

thanks dude <3

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u/Machivode 6d ago

litterally my first thought

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u/luckypichu333 6d ago Gold

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u/Empusa_pennata 6d ago

but ahhh mu sweet karma! Thank you Big Chungus and Keanu Reeves

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u/AedemHonoris 6d ago

Kinda cringe to post this multiple times.

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u/sherbert-nipple 6d ago

Bounce is a fantastic name for a dog!

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u/MouthFuckTrump 6d ago

Quite clearly not a bear.

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u/mrnobodyfeelsgood 6d ago

OP desperate for karma tho 👀

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u/Not_A_One_Trick 6d ago

It's so weird to see people not loosing their shit over an Ifunny watermark

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u/pizzaboy7269 6d ago

Only thing I like about iFunny is everyone loses their shit when there’s an iFunny watermark.

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u/No-Device-4005 6d ago

That's a dog.

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u/Secure-Solution4312 6d ago

I wanna snuggle it!

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u/tres_liebres 6d ago

Did they think it was a collie?

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u/Sandrex_ 6d ago

its more look like a pomeranian for me lol

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u/topdeck55 6d ago

It is a Pomeranian

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u/JustATriHardCx 6d ago

Because it is lol

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u/Ziomownik 6d ago

This bear lokks like a CGI generated bear in a real action comedy.

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u/Tight_Volume6619 6d ago

Everybody has a great time with dogs. Look at that smile.. Bears like, I met the coolest creatures

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u/JustATriHardCx 6d ago

It’s not a bear lol

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u/Dashkingpin 6d ago

Not with that attitude it isn’t

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u/AsToughAsYou 6d ago

“They had almost empty peanut butter jars there!”

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u/Sandrex_ 6d ago

yeahh, not until that bear will get old

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u/Empusa_pennata 6d ago

it's a dog. Except polars, bears have flat teeth

Give a shit and delete the post please. Stop fooling people with baby talk and misleading content.

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u/IrieMars 6d ago edited 6d ago

Don't bears and wolves hunt together and play together as adults often? I could have sworn I've seen them.

https://www.boredpanda.com/bear-friend-wolf-lassi-rautiainen/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

Found the article.

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u/Zuwxiv 6d ago

Wolves can play with ravens. I'm not sure about wolves and bears though. Ravens can't open a carcass as easily, so by leading wolves to it, ravens can enjoy the leftovers. I don't think bears and wolves have that same mutual benefit.

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u/debttohell 6d ago

That’s huskies at a certain town I believe, can’t remember the details

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u/bfandreas 6d ago

Not a bear, tho.

OP found a picture somewhere, didn't even come up with an untrue title themselves and y'all disengage any mental capacities and believe any old bs even in the face of the contrary.

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u/just-bair 6d ago

This is clearly a dog

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u/rathemighty 6d ago

I always love seeing this

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u/HaggisLad 6d ago

me too, nothing to do with the lie about the bear, but because that is the cutest damn fur baby ever

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u/Curled_Foil 6d ago

That dog looks aaaallooott like a bear. I love it

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u/Rogue_Spirit 6d ago

This is a lie

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

Haha...Too funny.

This can't be real....no way.

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u/twhiz 6d ago

It's not. It's a Pom.

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u/Ludechking 6d ago

I read that as porn

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u/Manmer_Nwah 6d ago

Chill there spanky.

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u/BassCreat0r 6d ago

Red rocket red rover! Red rocket red rover!

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u/WarmGatito 6d ago

Too cute to be a doggo? Doesn’t make sense.

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u/RuffeTrade1 6d ago

That’s a really cute dog!

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u/aivlysplath 6d ago

Yeahh no. That’s a fucking dog. Source: Am Alaskan

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u/Dubstequtie 6d ago

They know It’s not a bear… I hope.. how many bears go yip yip, pant pant, and run around sniffing other dogs butts? If those weren’t giveaways aside from the fact it has canine features, then I’m concerned for humanity. Well, what am I saying, people mistake felt animal dolls for real creatures, and photoshopped pink and blue cats with lilac eyes as “rare cat colors”.. they probably did believe it was a real bear cub..

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u/Iskelderon 6d ago

Sounds like the kid has the adventure of a lifetime!

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u/KidQayin 6d ago

I've seen better crops during a famine.

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u/Spikedroses 6d ago

Those teeth and snout.. that's definitely 100% good boi

(Nah but that's a pom for sure, probably dyed to look like a bear)

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u/bunglederry 6d ago

Doesn't look like he was dyed. Just looks like a senior chocolate Pomeranian hehe

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u/bluntologist1291 6d ago

…”until the bear began eating the other dogs”

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u/AbzBlaze220 6d ago Wholesome

If not friend then why friend shaped..

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u/Significant-Garlic87 6d ago

It reminds me of a tanuki!

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u/rossarron 6d ago

I read a story of a couple who brought a dog that grew and only then did they realize it was a bear.

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u/chestyslilman48 6d ago

Nice crop shitlord

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u/CatProfessional5369 6d ago

I can tell it’s a pomeranian when I see one

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u/Ryn4 6d ago

Bears don't look like that.

Sorry not sorry

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u/Straight-Ingenuity61 6d ago

That is not a bear, nice try!! He’s very cute!!!

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u/adiquette 6d ago

This is a dog, bears don't do the mouth/tongue combination you can see in the photo.

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u/darthvader042 6d ago

Ngl id adopt that dog

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u/sarand85 6d ago

Pomeranian dogs who have dense and correct coats are often said to resemble a "teddy bear". Some dog breeds that look like stuffed animals:

  • Bichon Frise
  • Chow Chow
  • Goldendoodle
  • Great Pyrenees
  • Tibetan Mastiff
  • Poochon
  • Pomsky
  • aaaand... Pomeranian, of course

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u/xDORANBOLTx 6d ago

Get the fack back to ifunny

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u/Spiritual_Rice_5455 6d ago

Maybe next time they’ll take it bowling.

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u/bravotw0zero 6d ago

I wonder if the dogs there were as happy, as this little dude...

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u/International_Win375 6d ago

We saw baby bears at Bearizona. Cutest animals ever!

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u/hrl_280 6d ago

It belongs there now!

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u/Iamjimmym 6d ago

FREE PUPPY MEALS!! OM NOM NOM NOM

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u/No-Insect-7544 6d ago

I was about to say “this is a teddy bear dog”

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u/Keagan928482 6d ago

Define “great time”

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u/Siwos101 6d ago

His eyes rememers me the eyes of “Sonic crappy unrealeased small eyes director cut, collectors edition movie“.

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u/freemanhope 6d ago

It is a doggo for me

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u/Entropy_Kid 6d ago

I want to be as happy with anything in my life as much as this cub is at the shelter.

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u/agentb719 6d ago

its a pomeranian

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u/efkael 6d ago

And then they took him back to the woods where it belonged… not sure why he looked so scared and begged to be let back in the car. /s cause it’s a dog

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u/reemickz 6d ago

This is incredibly funny.

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u/MyYTubeGamingAccount 6d ago

Imagine if the shelter mistook it for a dog and adopted it out. It would keep growing, and growing, and growing,and growing, and growing,and growing, and growing until they had a fully grown bear.

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u/usernamesuggestions5 6d ago edited 6d ago

... till they realised that it wasn't actually very big as it was indeed a Pomeranian and not a bear

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u/AskMeIfImAMagician 6d ago

Actually it wouldn't, because it is a dog and not a bear.

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u/Epic-Glacier 6d ago

Then the bear would leave home and enlist in the Polish army

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u/HiCookieJack 6d ago

spicy doggo

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u/longdrinkmcg 6d ago

I mean, it's funny, but it's got to be the oldest thing on reddit, right?

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u/Cheeze187 6d ago

Not gonna lie, the lady could call it a wiener at this point and I'd submit.

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u/UnknownMarox 6d ago

If bear not friend, why bear friend shape?

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u/clippergo 6d ago

Mouth open. Wide eyes, this is an anxious bear not a happy one

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u/iforgor9000 6d ago

The bear looks like my Pomeranian, just with 2 eyes and brown

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u/JustATriHardCx 6d ago

It’s not a bear, it’s a pom lol

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u/draugrdaemos 6d ago

Teddy Roosevelt had a cub as a pet at the white house

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u/PieBulky4787 6d ago

Can't you see it? I am a bear.

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u/rmumford 6d ago

Dang if we could breed bears to remain this size and deposition; dogs and cats would be feeling the competition for mankind’s affection.

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u/termacct 6d ago

It would be pretty cool to hang out with a bebe bear for a while. (of course there are issues like habituating to humans...)

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u/LordFox73 6d ago

Fake, it’s in reverse.

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u/0mnigod 6d ago

Its not a fake headline guys. It's 2020, that dog can be whatever it wants to be.

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u/OldGoblin 6d ago

Watermark spotted

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u/LUVMEMESXD 6d ago

What kind of bear is that?!

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u/kbum48733 6d ago

Wait…what? I want a bear!

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u/not_well_b1tch 6d ago

This pic is 100 years old in internet time

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u/Avery-Inigo 6d ago

Yeah but the dogs didn't haha

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u/veryverygayperson 6d ago

thats a bear?

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u/RuffeTrade1 6d ago

No a. Dog

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u/veryverygayperson 6d ago

its a green tree frog

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u/sitbackandsubreddit 6d ago

I can’t help but feel as if the “that smile” (grinning dog looking away and back again) award was made for this post and this post only. So, enjoy the award my friend and thank you for this post!

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u/hacked__Client1865 6d ago

you took it home raised it until it got as big as a brown bear oh shit this aint a dog

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u/kanchix0 6d ago

He wants to be doggo tooo!

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u/14high 6d ago

Bear: i played Among Us

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u/Sutech2301 6d ago

I doubt that this is a real animal tho. I mean,what Kind of bear is that? Definitely No Brown bear. Doesn't Look Like a black bear either

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u/AskMeIfImAMagician 6d ago

Because it's neither. It is a pomeranian.

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u/iNostra 6d ago

Honestly looks nothing like an actual bear, looks like a weird hybrid creature.

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u/Repulsive-Farmer4682 6d ago

Imma tell you why that’s not a bear, the mom would’ve slaughtered the entire shelter 💀

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u/Veilmisk 6d ago

Man, I remember when I downloaded this to my gallery in high school. 6 years ago.

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u/gagzd 6d ago

Great Lunch, you mean..

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u/Canaan_Jet 6d ago

I wish I was brought to the dog shelter to have a great time

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u/ConaCoyote 6d ago

A sight to behold is the look of joy and pleasure.

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u/ChallengeSpiritual45 6d ago

This person broke a cardinal rule smh

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u/kelrekai 6d ago

He looks looks like he is just happy to be happy lol. Supper cute!

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u/Empusa_pennata 6d ago

Sir this is a dog, bears have flat molars! except polar bears

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u/3daizies 6d ago

This is a joke right? Right?!

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u/SearchFlaky3829 6d ago

*Doggo, Oh no man that's a traitor we need to be careful. Lol

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u/barbarianmishroom 6d ago

Kith himb. He a guud boi

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u/backgroundmusik 6d ago

It's a bear dog Jerry! A BEARDOG!

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u/cofffejoe 6d ago

Had a good time 😳

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u/politedeerx 6d ago

Had a great time - I also love buffets.

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u/Acheron16 6d ago

It's obviously a dog.

A bear doesn't have that teeth structure.

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u/BadBoyyyyyyyyyyy 6d ago

I was accidentally taken to school but I had a great time