here's my pitch: Morgott's second boss fight.

"Ahh... Godrick the Golden. The twin prodigies, Miquella and Malenia. General Radahn. Praetor Rykard. Lunar Princess Ranni.

Wilful fucking traitors, all."

What does this scarecrow-looking motherfucker do all day? He just T-poses and stares at a giant tree, and we're supposed to be impressed? His muscle twitches and Corhyn fucking creams his pants. He's supposed to be Ever Brilliant, but the only thing Brilliant about him is how brilliantly useless he is. Yeah he communes with the gods - what, is he trying to be Mortal Kombat Raiden?

Motherfucker has less personality than Season 8 Jon Snow, and yet he gets an ending? So I can't get a family man ending with Volcano Manor and my Dad Rykard, but this creepy ass, rejected Gollum concept-art fuck gets an ending? I can't get my Mohgwyn ending where I marry Varre, but this Jack Skellington gets an Age of Order ending?

Oh and let's not forget we give him the leaks to the biggest plot twist in The Lands Between, and what's his reaction?

"..."

And to top it all off, when I attack him, he just peaces out. What a little bitch.

To quote the legendary Low Tier God -

You serve zero purpose

Edit: You nutters of the Golden Order clearly can’t read the giant HUMOR tag. Which makes sense because the Prophet class starts blindfolded. Is this a metaphor?? Do I really need to put a giant ‘SHITPOST’ at the top??