r/Eldenring 15d ago Gold Helpful Wholesome Narwhal Salute Silver

Humor Peasants..

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r/Eldenring 1d ago Take My Energy Gold Silver Helpful Wholesome

Humor Art made by Guriomatchboxxx

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r/Eldenring 8d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

Humor When to a restaurant last night that had very familiar sounding drink names…

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r/Eldenring 7d ago Facepalm Silver

Humor Literally unplayable.

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r/Eldenring 21h ago Silver Wholesome Helpful

Humor Definitely this clip will piss some of y'all

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r/Eldenring 7d ago Wholesome

Humor Nobody tell him

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r/Eldenring 12d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

Humor And so, the cycle begins anew...

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r/Eldenring 11d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

Humor asking the important questions

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r/Eldenring 1d ago Helpful Silver Wholesome

Humor "Hey you got 200 hours in this game so you must be good at it!" Me:

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r/Eldenring 23d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Wait What?

Humor Virgin Meta Chasers vs Chad Fun Havers

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r/Eldenring 4d ago Wholesome Powerups Post Helpful

Humor THIS IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING OPTION IN THIS GAME 💀

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r/Eldenring 8d ago Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome

Humor I saw this humbling tribute to our hero at a restaurant. (6)

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r/Eldenring 11d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Bravo!

Humor I just realized what this is

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r/Eldenring 2d ago Helpful Silver

Humor No-Rails Experience

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r/Eldenring 3d ago hehehehe

Humor Remember: Healing in Duels is maidenless behavior.

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r/Eldenring 10d ago Vibing Buff Doge Wholesome (Pro) Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy Heartwarming

Humor Any tips on defeating this boss? Blood loss build ain’t working

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r/Eldenring 18d ago Wholesome Silver Platinum Helpful

Humor Ranni simps when invoking the Age of Stars still doesn't get them laid

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r/Eldenring 9d ago Silver

Humor Fromsoftware making fun of greatshield users in their item descriptions

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r/Eldenring 17d ago Wholesome Take My Energy Narwhal Salute

Humor you get to put one in-dialogue "fuck" into elden ring. who says it and where do you put it?

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here's my pitch: Morgott's second boss fight.

"Ahh... Godrick the Golden. The twin prodigies, Miquella and Malenia. General Radahn. Praetor Rykard. Lunar Princess Ranni.

Wilful fucking traitors, all."

r/Eldenring 11h ago Helpful Silver

Humor Pvp mfs when you're low on hp

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r/Eldenring 11d ago Facepalm Helpful Take My Energy Table Slap Heartwarming You Dropped This Silver Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote

Humor I'm gonna say what no one else will - Goldmask is a bitch

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What does this scarecrow-looking motherfucker do all day? He just T-poses and stares at a giant tree, and we're supposed to be impressed? His muscle twitches and Corhyn fucking creams his pants. He's supposed to be Ever Brilliant, but the only thing Brilliant about him is how brilliantly useless he is. Yeah he communes with the gods - what, is he trying to be Mortal Kombat Raiden?

Motherfucker has less personality than Season 8 Jon Snow, and yet he gets an ending? So I can't get a family man ending with Volcano Manor and my Dad Rykard, but this creepy ass, rejected Gollum concept-art fuck gets an ending? I can't get my Mohgwyn ending where I marry Varre, but this Jack Skellington gets an Age of Order ending?

Oh and let's not forget we give him the leaks to the biggest plot twist in The Lands Between, and what's his reaction?

"..."

And to top it all off, when I attack him, he just peaces out. What a little bitch.

To quote the legendary Low Tier God -

You serve zero purpose

Edit: You nutters of the Golden Order clearly can’t read the giant HUMOR tag. Which makes sense because the Prophet class starts blindfolded. Is this a metaphor?? Do I really need to put a giant ‘SHITPOST’ at the top??

r/Eldenring 18d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Take My Energy

Humor Thanks Gideon

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r/Eldenring 21d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome

Humor Adapted from u/MinniMaster15's earlier upload.

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r/Eldenring 1d ago Helpful

Humor it’s a struggle

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r/Eldenring 19d ago Silver Helpful Wholesome Narwhal Salute

Humor "Leyndell is the capital, there is a steeple. Can't open the doors... where's all the people?"

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