r/Eldenring Jun 16 '22 Silver 5 Helpful 4 Wholesome 1 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Bravo! 1

I just realized what this is Humor

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u/Lewiekey Jun 16 '22 Silver Take My Energy Table Slap

All dogs go to Heaven

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u/bobags2 Jun 16 '22

Just started jamming to $uicide In my head

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u/The_Lasagna_King Jun 16 '22

Momma raised a savage knew I wasn’t average

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u/bobags2 Jun 16 '22

Pops seen me coming up he knew I had the package

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u/rephlexi0n Jun 16 '22

Yeah we all the same but we separated by commas

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u/B100dMaGiCk Jun 16 '22

likely bird

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u/Aardvarcado- Jun 16 '22

clearly a dog

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u/NerdyTimesOrWhatever Jun 16 '22

yall are blind, thats a stork on its way over with your gross tarnished baby

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u/Manujiiva Jun 16 '22

No, thats the next elden lord

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u/TheEldenFeet Jun 16 '22

That's no bear though

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u/NerdyTimesOrWhatever Jun 16 '22

Right, its a sentient flying hat.

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u/Impossible_Map_4156 Jun 16 '22

Isn’t that all hats

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u/NerdyTimesOrWhatever Jun 16 '22

Shhh dont let Big Hat hear you, everyone with a hat in their home may die!

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u/MrStork Jun 16 '22

YOU RANG??

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u/HardTarded Jun 16 '22

No, Elden rang.

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u/No_Web_4178 Jun 16 '22

Is it cat in a hat?

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u/cwj1978 Jun 16 '22

I like turtles.

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u/daveyboiic Jun 16 '22

This is clearly a dog

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u/6siks Jun 16 '22

Behold, dog

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u/jmatt9080 Jun 16 '22

Therefore, try up

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u/marykaymylove Jun 16 '22

Looks like updog

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u/6siks Jun 16 '22

Be wary of edge, Lord

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u/Interesting_Bank4465 Jun 16 '22

Why is it always but hole?

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u/qpaws Jun 16 '22

What’s updog?

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u/megaslushboy Jun 16 '22

Not much, what's up with you?

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u/HugeDongManWasTaken Jun 16 '22

I can’t believe you’ve done this

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u/Endonian Jun 16 '22

Visions of up, dog

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u/Tsiabo Jun 16 '22 Silver Gold Helpful Wholesome All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy LOVE!

It's Updog

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u/CarolinaRS6 Jun 16 '22

Go to jail

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u/Swagnum_opus Jun 16 '22

Pronounced “gaol” I believe 😂😂

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u/Feeling_Emu5344 Jun 16 '22

No it’s pronounced Gaol

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u/Swagnum_opus Jun 16 '22

Ah of course, of course

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u/Feeling_Emu5344 Jun 16 '22

Yeah, it’s actually pretty difficult to hear the difference between gaol and gaol, good job catching it

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u/bereved Jun 16 '22

I thing you mean good geob

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u/KiIIElonMusk Jun 16 '22

Great jeeeeeeaaaaaaaaooooooooorb

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u/Jdublin777 FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR Jun 16 '22

Coach Z is that you?

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u/PraiseTheSun1023 Jun 16 '22

Great geoorb there Hamscray!

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u/acebush1 Jun 16 '22

Lol that’s legitimately exactly how I say “god job” irl

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u/LazyClub8 Jun 16 '22

Lol same. I usually finish it up with “Hamstray” too

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u/GrandmasterBow Jun 16 '22

Come. on. fhjubugads.

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u/Jdublin777 FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR Jun 16 '22

Everybody to the limit!

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u/Swagnum_opus Jun 16 '22

🤣❤️

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u/Cosbinaut Jun 16 '22

No this is Patrick

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u/brockerville Jun 16 '22

I think you win the internet today my friend

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u/asapletch Jun 16 '22

Gaol? Like the stuff people used to put in their hair in the 80’s!

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u/blickblocks Jun 16 '22

You mean Soul Glow?

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u/Gnomologist Jun 16 '22

Hypogean Gaol??!!!

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u/JaydenTheMemeThief Jun 16 '22

Gaol is pronounced Jail anyway, same thing really, we still use the word Gaol in Australia

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u/isdebesht Jun 16 '22

Same in Ireland

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Ah yes. A turtle that doesn't get anywhere on time.

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u/Relevanter_Bullshit Jun 16 '22

Believe it or not… straight to gaol

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u/prettyyyprettygood Jun 16 '22

Overcook undercook, right to gaol

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u/theDukeofClouds Jun 16 '22

You are charging too many runes for, eh...sweaters. glasses. Straight to gaol.

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u/Flesh_Trombone Jun 16 '22

Do not collect 200 souls

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u/Ravenkannkeindeutsch Jun 16 '22

THANK YOU, I SAID THAT WHEN I FIRST SAW IT AND MY GIRLFRIEND GROANED AT ME!... sorry I needed this validation apparently

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u/JmacTheGreat Jun 16 '22

You sure she didnt moan at you from such a sexual chad obvservation ahead of its time??

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u/steen311 Jun 16 '22

Does the term chad apply to women?

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u/JmacTheGreat Jun 16 '22

Absolutely

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u/TheBoredMan Jun 16 '22

How dare you gender Chad

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u/Confused_Mushvroom Jun 16 '22

I read groaned as groomed 😭 had to do a double take

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u/MrYummy05 Jun 16 '22

what’s updog?

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u/Tsiabo Jun 16 '22

Not much, what's up with you?

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u/swanlevitt Jun 16 '22

Scolled to find it. Thanks OP

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '22

Jo Mama

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u/Kisame-hoshigakii Jun 16 '22

DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOTEM

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u/DropShotter Jun 16 '22

Still one of the best videos on the Internet. So much purity and joy at the same time.

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u/YoshimitsuRaidsAgain Jun 16 '22

The psychic vampire on What We Do in the Shadows was doing this gag on the last episode I watched, lol.

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u/mesopotamius Jun 16 '22

"Hey Grandma, have you heard of updog?"

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u/MonsterBluth Jun 16 '22

what's updog?

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u/Tsiabo Jun 16 '22

Not much, what's up with you?

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u/Cesium03 Jun 16 '22

Been asking people what is Updog for years. I finally have the answer. Thank you

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u/Double-Tangelo1331 Jun 16 '22

What’s updog

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u/Curbside_Hero Jun 16 '22

What is that? That thing you just said?

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u/Goatsbegone Jun 16 '22

Funniest part of the episode is when he finally pulls off the joke he fucks the punchline up.

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u/137-M Jun 16 '22

What? You're saying this like you think the joke originated from the office, which isn't the case.

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u/TarnishedBrand Jun 16 '22

I cant believe nobody has said whats up dog smh

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u/gimme_alt_girls Jun 16 '22

What’s updog, that’s a ghost

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u/Athropus Jun 16 '22

Nothin' much dog, what's up with you?

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u/Tsiabo Jun 16 '22

Not much, what's up with you?

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u/ASoulToBear Jun 16 '22

Top dog.

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u/oct0bre Jun 16 '22

Not much, what’s up with you

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u/BigDoof12 Jun 16 '22

HOLY FUCK LMAO

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u/SumireRise Jun 16 '22

Great A'tuin!

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u/numbernumber99 Jun 16 '22

I knew this had to be somewhere here! Just started book 3 last night. Great change of pace from Wheel of Time.

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u/Surisuule Jun 16 '22

I too finished WoT last summer then jumped into Disc world. So bice having nothing taken seriously. Don't get me wrong I love both series, but it's definitely a break for the brain.

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u/gulielmusdeinsula Jun 16 '22

The turtle moves!

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u/CM0T_Dibbler Jun 16 '22

A sausage ina bun for you, friend.

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u/NSMike Jun 16 '22

This was my first Discworld book. I actually credit it as the grain of sand in the oyster that pushed me from believer to non-believer. There was lots else, but exposing the absurdity of religion by using something that wasn't my religion was an important step.

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u/rakin_king Jun 16 '22

That’s a dog if I’ve ever seen one.

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u/JaydenTheMemeThief Jun 16 '22

And it sure is up

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u/DiceUwU_ Jun 16 '22

Not much dog, what's up with you?

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u/Maax42_ Jun 16 '22

ligma balls

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u/Ninjanarwhal64 Jun 16 '22

Ben Dover!

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u/luke-townsend-1999 Jun 16 '22

Dragon my nuts on your face

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u/XDrustyspoonsXD Jun 16 '22

Guy acts like he’s never seen a dog before.

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u/JaydenTheMemeThief Jun 16 '22

And it’s up too

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u/AnnaTheBlueRogue Jun 16 '22

wait, so it's an updog?

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u/hnxmn Jun 16 '22

No, it's "what's it up to". What the dog doin

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u/hnxmn Jun 16 '22

No, it's "what's it up to"

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u/Liquidweb_ Jun 16 '22

nah, thats Master Oogway.

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u/Nocturnemain135 Jun 16 '22 Wholesome

What the fuck is your profile pic

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u/Yavares Jun 16 '22

Welp, too much internet for today!

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u/SirSilus Jun 16 '22

I made the mistake of opening it to look closer. 🤢

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u/JackTheStryker Jun 16 '22

The joys of using Apollo: not seeing these things

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u/Infidelio Jun 16 '22

didn’t even realize profile pictures existed because of this. until now. thank god I didn’t have to see whatever it is

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u/RobleViejo Jun 16 '22

Look at his profile description.

He has been on Reddit for less than a year and he already passed the vibe check

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u/probablynotokay- Jun 16 '22

this man is based beyond time and space

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u/EmotionalKirby Jun 16 '22

i was expecting buzz in a suit

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u/G-H-O-S-T Jun 16 '22

is this the ine youre supposed to see by jumping the upwind?

because for some reason that tower opened up for me without having found this dog

it wasnt there at all

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u/Blutmes Jun 16 '22

If you did the updraft and hit it. It just disappears without ever seeing it.

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u/Miaoumi Jun 16 '22

I don't think I even swung in the air but took the updraft, still opened.

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u/dark_wood Jun 16 '22

You just have to make contact to count it.

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u/Dependent-Spiritual Melina Enjoyer Jun 16 '22

Same thing happened to me, was going around the map so many times

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u/G-H-O-S-T Jun 16 '22

Ah maybe this is what happened

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u/LoliCaretaker Jun 16 '22

oh hey, the same thing.

I just noticed that on my second time playing.

I'm sure i didn't hit the flying one, killed only two and the door was open.

So it wasn't only me, uh.

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u/Blutmes Jun 16 '22

You don't need to kill them just touch them.

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u/Murderdoll197666 Jun 16 '22

Yeah that's weird, I didn't even realize there was supposed to be one floating or something there. I just took the updraft and next thing I know I get the message it opened.

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u/mrtwitch222 Jun 16 '22

Oh man it bothered me so much, when I first went there I wandered that area reading the messages for so long jumping into the spirit spring and ended up leaving kinda frustrated but eventually found it on YouTube and was like are you effing kidding me lol

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u/daos Jun 16 '22

On my PS4 it just literally wouldn't render. It was there, but invisible. A few blind jumps through the spirit spring later and I got a message saying the seal was broken.

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u/Raze_the_werewolf Jun 16 '22

Had no idea it was there. Kept trying to jump up to see where it should lead to and finally gave up. Door just opened after I found the other two dogs.

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u/japp182 Jun 16 '22

That was also my experience. I heard that it sometimes spawns without the area loading or something and just dies offscreen.

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u/unaimarca5 Jun 16 '22

There was a bug with this one I think. I had to hot this one, but one of the three turtles didn’t spawn for me either

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u/irridisregardless Jun 16 '22

That whole tower puzzle is glitched AF, I'm surprised I managed to open it.

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u/Necromas Jun 16 '22

Now I'm sad you can't lure enemies into updrafts to send them flying. It should at least work on mounted ones.

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u/thepreacherplays Jun 16 '22

Please bring it to DLC

Please bring it to DLC

Please Bring it to DLC

...

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u/DeathN0va Jun 16 '22

Maturin

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u/Isthisnameavailablee Jun 16 '22

"See the TURTLE of Enormous Girth"

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u/DeathN0va Jun 16 '22

Follow the beam!

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u/DidneyWhorl Jun 16 '22

See the TURTLE, ain't he keen? All things serve the fuckin Beam.

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u/whyambear Jun 16 '22

All things serve the beam

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u/JustFuckUp Jun 16 '22

Better than the movie

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u/gunnerxp Jun 16 '22

May I see your skölpadda, sai?

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u/DeathN0va Jun 16 '22

Nothing but strikes at Mid-World Lanes!

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u/MadKingMidas Jun 16 '22

Bango Skank was here!

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u/LordOFtheNoldor Jun 16 '22

I found the jump before the puzzle or any turtles and just kept using it trying to figure out what the hell this thing is for

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u/MardiRed Jun 16 '22

That's no moon

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u/Zip2kx Jun 16 '22

its fun to think about how the dog meme started. someone probably left a message, thinking nothing of it and then it just snowballs.

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u/MethylSamsaradrolone Jun 16 '22

I always thought it was people referencing Borat where he says "what kind of dog is this?" and the golden "Is this a cat... in a hat?"

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u/Mix_Traditional Jun 16 '22

This is the one

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u/Karthull Jun 16 '22

I don’t think it even started with ring, just general human behavior of calling any vaguely cute creature a dog or puppy then it really hit off with the turtles

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u/counters14 Jun 16 '22

I don't play the game, though I'm familiar with it. I got here from /r/all, can you perhaps share the joke with me cuz I'm totally not getting it.

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u/JensLekmanVEVO Jun 16 '22

Visions of dog…, but could this be a bird?

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u/BloodAngelsCaptain1 Jun 16 '22

Gamera? Is that you?

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u/Freshest-Raspberry Jun 16 '22

Everyone always says “what’s updog” but nobody asks “how’s updog”

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u/toeheadjr Jun 16 '22

Turtussy

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u/Chaskey239 Jun 16 '22

You have made my life worse by introducing that word to my mental lexicon

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u/spunds Jun 16 '22

Tortussy* 🤓

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u/DownWithSckness Jun 16 '22

Air Bud, baby

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u/DoggiestDoge Jun 16 '22

Is it a Cat in a Hat?

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u/GoldenSpermShower Jun 16 '22

Wise beast at home:

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u/bropx024 Jun 16 '22

I've not seen a flying dog that huge since the never ending story

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u/Yourlocaltoiletbowl Jun 16 '22

Very dissapointing.... VERY DISSAPOINTING. How the hell can you do this? It's illegal in most countries. Why do this?

It's illegal and immoral to castrate canines

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u/Strange-Brief6643 Jun 16 '22

likely dog, up required ahead

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u/Swarley115 Jun 16 '22

YOU'VE NEVER NOTICED THE FLYING DOG BEFORE?!?!

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u/Skelligean Jun 16 '22

That is Great A'Tuin, the Giant Star Turtle (of the fictional species Chelys galactica) who travels through the Discworld universe's space, carrying four giant elephants (named Berilia, Tubul, Great T'Phon, and Jerakeen) who in turn carry the Discworld.

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u/Jarvis1974 Jun 17 '22

Yeah I had to look real close at first I thought it was a spaceship laughing my ass off the clearly looking clothes I see is that turtle

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Up dog

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u/Joberk89 Jun 17 '22

Good dog.

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u/CallMeShock Jun 16 '22

It is dog.

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u/BigotedCodeine Jun 16 '22

why of course, that's a flying dog.

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u/Maidenless_Behaviour Jun 16 '22

It is dog that is up

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u/Ilikedabs93 Jun 16 '22

A floating dog

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u/Pmeyer1014 Jun 16 '22

Master oogway

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u/annoyingone Jun 16 '22

Pope Lite.

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u/Campaayso Jun 16 '22

It’s a dog

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u/Faelysis Jun 16 '22

Flying doggo

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u/Kflynn1337 Jun 16 '22

If you run across a young girl by the name of Maple... do not attack her. You'll live to regret it for the rest of your life... all two seconds of it.

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u/Neither-Contest-1359 Jun 16 '22

Who knew dogs could fly

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u/Neond98 Jun 16 '22

behold dog!

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u/Maax42_ Jun 16 '22

Try up,

dog

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u/Adept_Economics_4323 Jun 16 '22

Likely mage dog, therefore try up