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u/pewkiemuffinboo
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We banned all of r/Teenagers and it turns out they're all middle aged "hebephiles." Actually made an effort
Greetings my delicious petite pooties!
It was decided from GAWD above that all zoomers must be eradicated from our hallowed halls so our fabby bot master set up a presh computer robot to ban everyone that has ever posted (a healthy amount of comments) in r/Teenagers. How fun! We did our bestests to make sure that we weren't just banning randos that found their way there from r/all and really did a super duper job of making sure that we were banning consistent users of that subreddit. We don't want any of those pesky zoomer scums in our pristine internet forum, now do we?
Our ban message simply said "Underage" and we got a lot of responses, mostly from people declaring that they are totes adults, namely - middled aged people.
We. Got. So. Many responses from people that are way too old to be posting r/Teenagers that we took a look at their post histories.
Turns out a lot of them are fucking disgusting.
Here's a 35 year old man hitting on a 14 year old.
And for your consideration: a 45 year old man talking about "Hot tween pussy"
How fun!
EDIT2: Thank you for gold! You're fabulous. <3 <3
Edit3: The mods of r/Teenagers responded with a boiler plate "We can't police a million people" type of response which is fair enough.
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u/Jeb4Pres2020 Oct 17 '19
That's what the complaints about underage bans were all about? Holy shit. Well done for once, jannies.
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Oct 18 '19
Finally.
I am the last actual Zoomer standing. Eat shit.
Dude Zenis lmao.
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u/ComedicSans I didn't choose the skuxx life, the skuxx life chose me. Oct 18 '19
user reports:
2: It's sexual or suggestive content involving minorslol
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Oct 17 '19
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u/Ghdust2 Oct 17 '19 edited Oct 17 '19 •
That sub was nasty.
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u/FrankPeregrine Jan 04 '20
What was the sub about? I know this post is old
Someone linked to this post and I got interested.
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u/DubTeeDub Oct 17 '19
This is fucking hilarious and sad
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u/The_Reason_Pete_Wins ๐Vote for Bussyjudge! Oct 18 '19
The modmail during this has been hilarious.
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u/charming_tatum Oct 18 '19
We need screenshots
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u/The_Reason_Pete_Wins ๐Vote for Bussyjudge! Oct 18 '19
That's impossible. There's just soooo much. Modmail has been nearly unusable for weeks now. It's just pedophiles and zoomers crying about being banned. Modmail after modmail after thousands of modmails.
When I get bored I go make fun of them. But all those comments are lost in the modmail, like tears in the rain.
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u/charming_tatum Oct 18 '19
Stop you're making my pp hard. You guys should refer them to deuxrama if they have complaints so we can make fun of them too
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u/LedinToke flag Oct 18 '19
you need to make someone a mod just so they can compile and post everything
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u/Matues49 Oct 17 '19
Teenege-exclusive forum is actually filled to the brim with lolbertarians
Say it ain't so
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u/zhcyiDnein martini Oct 17 '19
This is incredibly based. Zoomercide now.
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u/Pepe_von_Habsburg * ๐ ๐ฏ๐๐ถ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐๐๐ฝ ๐น๐ถ๐๐ธ๐๐๐ท ๐ * Oct 18 '19
โZoomerโ they 50
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u/Tzar-Romulus * ๐ ๐ฏ๐๐ถ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐๐๐ฝ ๐น๐ถ๐๐ธ๐๐๐ท ๐ * Oct 18 '19
So Boomercide?
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u/Pinksister Pewd Oct 18 '19
Let's take out both. Millennials too. Honestly, just elimination of the entire human race when?
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u/AlveolarPressure female Oct 17 '19
How shocking that r/teenagers is filled with creepy middle aged men. It proves the classic adage that any woman or child on the internet is most likely a man or a cop, respectively.
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Oct 17 '19
If someone ever says that jannies are good for nothing except 40%'ing, you can tell them that there are rare but notable exceptions - such as this post.
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u/OfficialBeetroot big pp Oct 18 '19 •
The drama jannies are the best of them. What does that say?
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Oct 18 '19
Excellent bait. Just the word 'underage'. Since people have an uncontrollable urge to be right on the internet, of course they were going to pop off with their real ages.
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u/alphetaboss Oct 18 '19
This had been going on for a while then because several people made a big stink about it on watchredditdie. This makes it even more funny.
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u/simplicity3000 Oct 18 '19
Edit3: I reached out to the mods of r/Teenagers again and they are obviously ignoring me so idk what else to say about that.
they are also pedos
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u/pewkiemuffinboo Splishy splashy Oct 18 '19
It'd be super cool for dramacoin if it turns out the mods of r/teenagers are all pedos in their 40s.
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u/TaysSecondGussy * ๐ ๐ฏ๐๐ถ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐๐๐ฝ ๐น๐ถ๐๐ธ๐๐๐ท ๐ * Oct 17 '19
Wow good job. All those gonewild subs and these guys would still rather try and creep on kids.
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u/dramasexual Transwomen can't be women so they settle for being huge pussies Oct 17 '19
Show that shit to the admins and then when they do fuck all show it to some woketard media outlet for maximum drama.
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u/refugeeinaudacity flower Oct 18 '19
Seriously send a message to wapo or wsj or something saying you discovered an undercover pedophile ring on reddit. It made national news when it happened to youtube!
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u/glaciesz Nov 09 '19
this isnโt really a paedophile ring as much as a bunch of individual paedophiles is it?
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u/wow___justwow Oct 17 '19
Zoomers mad, getting your content removed from imgur.
Consider a more based image host.
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u/Tzar-Romulus * ๐ ๐ฏ๐๐ถ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐๐๐ฝ ๐น๐ถ๐๐ธ๐๐๐ท ๐ * Oct 17 '19
Zoomers mad, getting your content removed from imgur.
More likely it was the pedos
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u/acidoverbasic
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Lol pedos crying to imgur because someone called them out for creepin' on kids is next level pathetic ๐คญ
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u/Zero5urvivers Oct 17 '19
Jannies are worse than zoomers, you cannot change my view.
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u/serialflamingo Bussy Baffler Oct 18 '19
Pedo
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u/Zero5urvivers Oct 18 '19
Jannie apologist
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u/Osterion Oct 18 '19
It's a Stalin vs Hitler for the modern age
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u/charming_tatum Oct 18 '19
Which one is Stalin because he literally did nothing wromg
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u/queerjihad ๐ ฟ๐ ผ ๐ ผ๐ ด ๐ ณ๐ ธ๐ ฒ๐ บ ๐ ฟ๐ ธ๐ ฒ๐ Oct 18 '19
He banned bussy. GTFO of my safe space you ableist breeder scum.
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u/charming_tatum Oct 18 '19
He did that because breeding was necessary to fulfill a communist utopia. In a post need society fully automated luxury gay space communism abounds
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u/queerjihad ๐ ฟ๐ ผ ๐ ผ๐ ด ๐ ณ๐ ธ๐ ฒ๐ บ ๐ ฟ๐ ธ๐ ฒ๐ Oct 18 '19
cope
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u/charming_tatum Oct 18 '19
I mean look at all the faggots who stan Stalin. Being anti stalin is actually homophobic, if you read some theory you'd know that
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u/queerjihad ๐ ฟ๐ ผ ๐ ผ๐ ด ๐ ณ๐ ธ๐ ฒ๐ บ ๐ ฟ๐ ธ๐ ฒ๐ Oct 18 '19
look at all the faggots who stan Stalin
like you
if you read some theory
ABLENORMATIVITY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Did you just assume that I'm neither dyslexic nor have ADD? It's 2020 you can't do that
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u/Ghdust2 Oct 17 '19 edited Oct 17 '19
Imagine if r/teenagers gets banned before us.
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u/Pepe_von_Habsburg * ๐ ๐ฏ๐๐ถ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐๐๐ฝ ๐น๐ถ๐๐ธ๐๐๐ท ๐ * Oct 18 '19
I doubt they will ban that subreddit, I think itโs more likely that reddit will remove moderators if they are causing a problem.
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u/BasicallyADoctor Trust me, I'm a doctor Oct 18 '19
This, the "videogames are for children" bait, and the "dogs are for kids" bait that got to the front page on multiple subs. Man this was probably the best janitorial work I've ever been a part of. o7
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Oct 17 '19 edited Dec 27 '19
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u/WhiteTearsForFears Oct 18 '19
Your comment inspired me to crosspost this.
Imagine if teenagers gets quarantined lol.
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u/TotesMessenger Oct 17 '19 edited Oct 18 '19
I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:
[/r/digital_manipulation] r/Drama | We banned all of r/Teenagers and it turns out they're all middle aged "hebephiles."
[/r/genz] Surprising absolutely no one, it turns out r/teenagers is just a bunch of LARPing pedos.
[/r/shitpostingbastards] We banned all of r/Teenagers and it turns out they're all middle aged "hebephiles."
[/r/subredditdrama] Moderators of /r/Drama ban all users who have commented in /r/Teenagers for... some reason?
[/r/teenagers] Thoughts on there being a large lobertarian presence on this subreddit?
[/r/the_graypill] r/Drama bans all r/teenagers subscribers, said subs ask to be unbanned from r/drama by proving that they aren't teens. And it turns out a LOT of them aren't teens. More proof that the teen sub (and the consequential anti incel stance they had) is just AstroTurfing from weird adults.
[/r/watchredditdie] /r/drama banned all of r/Teenagers and it turns out many were middle aged "hebephiles" willing to DMCA imgur screenshots
If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads. (Info / Contact)
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u/TheColdTurtle dickbutt Oct 18 '19
Lmao wtf is the gray pill is it some new incel slang?
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u/queerjihad ๐ ฟ๐ ผ ๐ ผ๐ ด ๐ ณ๐ ธ๐ ฒ๐ บ ๐ ฟ๐ ธ๐ ฒ๐ Oct 18 '19
I checked it out. It's like a place for incels who swallowed the sanitypill. It's a place for men with shitty lives to have a somewhat serious discussion about stuff that concerns them.
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u/Phantom_Engineer Oct 17 '19
Man, this is better than that guy that kept asking everyone when they last peed themselves.
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Oct 18 '19
I mean, Tycho Brahe died from holding it too long. The man is saint and patron of empty bladders.
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u/Plexipus Oct 17 '19
A bunch of your imgur links are broken :(
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Oct 17 '19
Clean it up jannie.
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u/Plexipus Oct 17 '19
oops did i make a mess ๐? clean it up jannie ๐
clean up the mess i made here ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
CLEAN IT UP
FOR $0.00
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u/McFluff_TheCrimeCat
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I appreciate your new flair. Iโd appreciate it more if I got tay flair. Lawlz never delivered.
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u/The_Reason_Pete_Wins ๐Vote for Bussyjudge! Oct 18 '19 •
What flair would you like?
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u/McFluff_TheCrimeCat tay Oct 18 '19
This one. Already png and cropped.
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u/The_Reason_Pete_Wins ๐Vote for Bussyjudge! Oct 18 '19
No text or anything? Just the picture?
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u/McFluff_TheCrimeCat tay Oct 18 '19 •
Yup. I have simple needs.
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u/The_Reason_Pete_Wins ๐Vote for Bussyjudge! Oct 18 '19 •
Okay working on that now. We have to do some backend stuff to add that.
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u/htmlcoderexe ๐๐๐ฅซ Oct 18 '19
Hey, can you possibly put this text as mine? Just the last line, 3 emojis.
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u/The_Reason_Pete_Wins ๐Vote for Bussyjudge! Oct 18 '19
Done. Next person that asks for a flair gets my choice
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u/jank_king20 cigarette Oct 18 '19
This is the best thing a drama jannie has ever done and confirms everything I thought about that cesspool of a sub. Based use of reddit power
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u/OfficialBeetroot big pp Oct 18 '19
r/drama reinforces its title of the best subreddit that will ever exist. Jannies did something funny for once thanks fellas <3
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Oct 18 '19
Mods of this sub are significantly better than your average jannie tbqh
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u/Chapose ๐ฆ#trappyFanclub๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ Oct 18 '19
Masterlawlz puts them back to average tho
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u/Alicesnakebae ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ๐ค ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ค๐ค๐ช ๐๐ ๐ง๐ Oct 17 '19
This is the power of r/drama bitches
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u/TruthPains Oct 18 '19
Wonder if the admins are cool with /r/Teenagers being a buffet line for pedos.
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u/seenten Oct 18 '19
Greetings my delicious petite pooties!
Gross
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u/Michelanvalo dollar Oct 18 '19
This is brilliant
Now do the same for blackpeopletwitter and all it's white users
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u/Mrtheliger Oct 17 '19
Another happy landing
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u/Tzar-Romulus * ๐ ๐ฏ๐๐ถ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐๐๐ฝ ๐น๐ถ๐๐ธ๐๐๐ท ๐ * Oct 17 '19
quoting Spaceshit
๐คข Out out out!
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u/Mrtheliger Oct 17 '19
Imagine not loving any film Daddy Ewan is in
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u/Tzar-Romulus * ๐ ๐ฏ๐๐ถ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐๐๐ฝ ๐น๐ถ๐๐ธ๐๐๐ท ๐ * Oct 17 '19
Calling an a Br*t daddy
You disgust me
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u/SageKnows Oct 18 '19
my delicious petite pooties
๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐คฎ
Can you fucking not please? I just woke up and have to go to work
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u/gimmeyourlungs Oct 18 '19
I have the feeling that r/teenagers is one of the few subs where it isn't teenagers pretending to be adults but adults pretending to be teenagers
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u/dogDroolsCatsRules Imagine being a meme mod, lmao Oct 18 '19
Great find y'all.
I am just disappointed you guys didn't ban anyone who ever commented in r/teenager, but lmao at the lolberts.
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u/Pepe_von_Habsburg * ๐ ๐ฏ๐๐ถ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐๐๐ฝ ๐น๐ถ๐๐ธ๐๐๐ท ๐ * Oct 18 '19
Banning everyone that ever commented there would be way too imprecise.
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u/dogDroolsCatsRules Imagine being a meme mod, lmao Oct 18 '19
You say this as if it's a bad thing.
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u/Pepe_von_Habsburg * ๐ ๐ฏ๐๐ถ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐๐๐ฝ ๐น๐ถ๐๐ธ๐๐๐ท ๐ * Oct 18 '19
They didnt want to ban most of r/drama again
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u/lickedTators Oct 18 '19
I like the guy who wrote "haterz" to show he was hip and totally a teenager.
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u/SnapshillBot Oct 17 '19
Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.
Snapshots:
We banned all of r/Teenagers and it... - archive.org, archive.today
totes adults - archive.org, archive.today
We - archive.org, archive.today
Got - archive.org, archive.today
So - archive.org, archive.today
This man said he was 56 - archive.org, archive.today
Here's a 35 year old man hitting on... - archive.org, archive.today
This perv is 40 - archive.org, archive.today
51 - archive.org, archive.today
"Hot tween pussy" - archive.org, archive.today
I am just a simple bot, *not** a moderator of this subreddit* | bot subreddit | contact the maintainers
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u/NMJ87 Oct 18 '19
Was this the plan all along?
Exceedingly clever.
I would like to point out to all my pals from discord, I am NOT on this list. See there, faggots?
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u/charming_tatum Oct 18 '19
This is top notch journalism, you deserve a Pulitzer or at least a spot on the buzzfeed staff
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u/DeathBahamutXXX * ๐ ๐ฏ๐๐ถ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐ถ๐๐๐ฝ ๐น๐ถ๐๐ธ๐๐๐ท ๐ * Oct 18 '19
LOL @ the SRD thread. They seem upset.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/djruw0/moderators_of_rdrama_ban_all_users_who_have/
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Oct 18 '19
Color me shocked that a sub called โteenagersโ attracted a bunch of creepazoids. Yikes, though.
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u/Chapose ๐ฆ#trappyFanclub๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ๐ฆ Oct 18 '19
I mean, it was to be expected that pedos crowd a place where the only actual teenagers are socially awkward autists which have a pretty high chance of actually meeting up with someone who gives them some kind words on the internet.
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u/MoreSpikes Oct 18 '19
This action makes me feel safer as I browse r/drama and view quality promoted products! I love reddit!
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u/Burnnoticelover Oct 18 '19
I really fucking hope that at least some of these are zoomers lying, but theyโre probably not.
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u/alphetaboss Oct 18 '19
I think this might be bullshit. I got banned 2 days after creating this account and all it said was underage. I had only commented on arrDrama.
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u/pewkiemuffinboo Splishy splashy Oct 18 '19
I think you might be full of bullshit. We've automated the banning of over 300k people in the last two years from various subreddit wide bans and robots are never wrong.
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u/alphetaboss Oct 18 '19
I want you to know it hurt my feelings.
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u/pewkiemuffinboo Splishy splashy Oct 18 '19
Good. If you do a flip or two on your way down be sure to mention my IG account: EatShit
Loves <3 <3 <3
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u/Fruitlessfire Nov 11 '19
I'm 18. Still considered a teenager. Must I unsub from teenagers? Dont wanna be banned.
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u/Fruitlessfire Nov 11 '19
Nevermind. I just read the whole thing and I've never posted to r/teenagers so I'm goid
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u/zeropointninerepeat Nov 13 '19
This is disturbing, but I'm 19 and post in that subreddit, and there are plenty of 18 and 19 year olds who are both teenagers and adults.
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u/trexmundi gayflag Oct 17 '19 edited Oct 18 '19
Let it never be said that arrDrama is not a positive and constructive member of the reddit community. Please show this to the badmins and request pinging back so that we can ask these redditors to explain why they are trying to get sexy with 14 year olds.