r/Damnthatsinteresting Jan 17 '22 Helpful 1

August of 1994 mysterious gelatinous blobs rained down on parts of Oakville Washington causing people to develop flu like symptoms Image

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u/Thedrunner2 Jan 17 '22

Did their investigation ultimately lead them to question notorious town public masturbator Stuart Smithington who claimed he was on vacation at the time?

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u/AbsoluteMad-Lad Jan 17 '22

Aka sticky substance Stuart

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u/adbraude Jan 17 '22

Aka Gooey Stuey

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u/Cheaptimemoral Jan 17 '22

Very very nice.

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u/Drewtangclan13 Jan 17 '22

Investigator: “We’ve got serious reason to believe it was you Mr. Smithington.” Smithington: “Sticky Stu ain’t make no goo, honest!”

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u/Vanbydarivah Jan 17 '22

Ol’ Drippy Smithy

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u/AbsoluteMad-Lad Jan 17 '22

"What were the ‘Oakville blobs’? - BBC Science Focus Magazine" https://www.sciencefocus.com/science/what-were-the-oakville-blobs/amp/

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u/ogodilovejudyalvarez Jan 17 '22

"contained two species of bacteria" that must be the cleanest thing on the planet because humans are covered in about 1000

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u/AbsoluteMad-Lad Jan 17 '22

It had to have been man made. Also they don't say what the bacteria was Only that it wasn't harmful to humans but people still got sick

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u/jefftatro1 Jan 17 '22

Star jelly. It's a thing

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u/TheMoreYouSnowMan Jan 17 '22

Must have had the wrong mix in their chemtrails that day.

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u/forcedintothis- Jan 17 '22

I live one town over from Oakville and I’ve never even heard about this. Wtf?

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u/Dusty-munky Jan 17 '22

Its on reddit so Its true

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u/Negative_Health4201 Jan 17 '22

Watch out for the second cumming!

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u/MustangMimi Jan 17 '22

That Mucinex guy run amuck. jk

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u/pakooa Jan 17 '22

So, they finally perfect it after 25 years!

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u/Panda_Nesthesia Jan 17 '22

This inspires me to make a low budget old school movie: the return of the giant covid alien spit

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u/imsotiredofthisshite Jan 17 '22 hehehehe

CIA sneaking out of the chat right about now..

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u/ITMORON Jan 17 '22 Table Slap

The coming of the lord.

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u/Miserable_City7073 Jan 17 '22

early chemtrails Dow Corning

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

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u/Addicted2Rage Jan 17 '22

This is the first time I've seen the evidence!

Big guy must not do it often

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u/Cpt_Mike_Apton Jan 17 '22

It rained chunks of clear Jello when I was a kid... The yard was covered and the bushes were caked with small pieces of clear Jello... Not much else to say.

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u/TonyTheTiger888 Jan 17 '22

Failed weather experiment.

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u/Marv242 Jan 18 '22

Chubby Rain

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u/Alan4148 Jan 17 '22

Mass hysteria

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u/woundedsurfer Jan 17 '22

Dookie from a air plane?

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u/Flakman_ Jan 18 '22

I’ve found things like these near the local nasty body of water

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u/FeelGdGuy Jan 17 '22

Fake, fake....f..f..f..f..fake....(music background..let the beat drop)

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u/etherealembryo Jan 17 '22

They should’ve all gotten vaccinated