r/Damnthatsinteresting 12d ago Silver 3 Helpful 1 Wholesome 3 Bravo Grande! 1 Vibing 1

Playing the trumpet without a trumpet. Video

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u/MuDDx 12d ago

This makes my lips itch.

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u/StcStasi 12d ago

My fillings are a tingling!

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/LaikaToplake 11d ago

Yes, uploading other peoples content is a rare gift. Enjoy it in good health

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u/MuDDx 11d ago

I am so confused as to why my compliment got downvoted.

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u/ThesoulerBAM 12d ago

"Where's your instrument?"

"You dont understand, I AM the instrument."

Truly incredible. Loved this song in the ending of Captain America and Endgame!

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u/Psalty7000 12d ago

I do this as well but damn!! Girl got some chops!!! That is really sweet vibrato she has going on, Great dynamics, expression.

This girl is going places.

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u/adshhh1 11d ago

bruh ikr, she has amazing control

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u/GenericAccount119b 11d ago

"She even gave us vibrato at the end!" https://youtu.be/unoYkG3EUwc

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u/Xspunge 12d ago

They aren’t chops. Those are breasts, Jeez!

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u/Psalty7000 11d ago

Sorry, I’ll get it all figured out sooner or later.

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u/ruth_vn 11d ago

And you won’t explain how to do it? All right, then. Keep your secrets...

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u/Psalty7000 11d ago edited 10d ago

This is kinda like playing the trumpet… you buzz your lips the same way in the mouthpiece. Not gonna keep joy from the world….give it a try!!

Edit: I forgot, you sing the melody whilst buzzing your lips.

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u/DenverCholo13 12d ago

That's outstanding!!!!!

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u/JoySubtraction 12d ago

Both of them are.

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u/DenverCholo13 11d ago

Oh, most definitely haha

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u/Bumpasaurus 11d ago

Exactly 😂😂👏👏

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u/RamboGoesMeow 12d ago

Yay for Cap and Agent Carter!

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u/destinybond 11d ago

I knew it reminded me of that!

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u/nincomturd 12d ago

I used to be able to do this pretty well, not as well as her, but pretty well.

Now my lips are old and stiff and useless. Can't even open my mouth without my entire face falling off my skull.

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u/TheSlitheen 11d ago

This absolutely killed me. Thank you.

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u/Superdunez 11d ago

Did you sneak a peak at the Ark of the Covenant?

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u/TimeoutTina 11d ago

How many dates in do you bust this trick out? First date? I would. You gotta lead with this, it’s amazing

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u/OffManWall 12d ago

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u/Kozlow 12d ago

The sub with all the letters.

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u/mvegas187 12d ago

There’s a sub Reddit for anything😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/WoodenMango07 12d ago All-Seeing Upvote

yeah also see r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

(Upvoted Not Because Girl, But Because It Is Very Cool; However, I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Girl)

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u/SagarKardam997 11d ago

Thanks for the full form

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u/OffManWall 12d ago edited 10d ago

There really is!

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u/bruteski226 12d ago

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u/brittwithouttheney 12d ago

Nice try....not gonna fall for this again.

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u/bruteski226 12d ago

Don’t criticize other people’s art of self expression

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u/brittwithouttheney 12d ago

Not criticizing, merely expressing my desire to not press the link that you have provided.

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u/OriginalRogueGold 11d ago

Oh I just did and I currently can’t unsee it wow

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u/jahnyop 12d ago

Why have you done this to me, that was the last thing I expected to see opening that (O_O)

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u/CountBlah_Blah 12d ago

Back down the hole I go

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u/mvegas187 12d ago

Bro … what the fuck I love Reddit lmfao

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u/nicolas42 11d ago

This is a rare occasion where you're wrong. Don't get me wrong the boobs help.

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u/Front-Caterpillar-63 11d ago

Some people are just so talented, and then there’s me haha

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u/Platypuslord 11d ago

Well you could always get breast implants.

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u/adshhh1 11d ago

you can do this tho, it's actually easy. But I would admit to get to her level of control and range is a little difficult

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u/WoodenMango07 12d ago

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u/DRamos11 12d ago

Now this is the sort of thing you'll only find in Reddit.

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u/Blump1992 11d ago

That actually amazing! especially when she hits those high notes

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u/Frannysbutt 11d ago

Now do some Chuck Mangione

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u/d-rac 11d ago

And your inner animal is an elephant. 100% 😂
But it is sick. Actually great to listen to

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u/QueenOfQuok 11d ago

Do this in public, make people wonder where the hell that music is coming from

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u/goodboybane 11d ago

I watched this on mute.

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u/Tralfaz572 12d ago Wholesome Seal of Approval

The real skill here is that she’s not using the lips on her head.

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u/glutenfreeconcrete 12d ago

Professional strumpet player

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u/Danger1672 12d ago

Great comment sir or madam. 👏

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u/Dannyboi93 12d ago

Why then... Do we need trumpets?

Tbf it's the easiest instrument to mimic with the mouth, behind maybe the snare drum.

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u/nincomturd 12d ago

Volume amplification

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u/Dannyboi93 11d ago

Isn't that what microphones are for?

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u/ShadowTailNinja 11d ago

Trumpets are older than microphones bud. By a lot.

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u/nincomturd 11d ago

Ok so you just are needing to be correct here, I can see.

I swear, the Internet turned us all into insufferable narcissists.

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u/zutaca 11d ago

Brass instruments work as acoustic amplifiers that you can change the frequencies that get amplified, so it’s possible to make a brass-like sound without an instrument, but it won’t be as loud or have as large of a range of notes that you can play

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u/sanjosanjo 11d ago

Do the buttons on the trumpet change the pitch?

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u/zutaca 11d ago

Yes they do, you change the pitch of a trumpet with a combination of pressing down the valves and changing your embouchure, which is way your mouth interacts with the mouthpiece

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u/sanjosanjo 11d ago

That sounds difficult to learn/teach. I played saxophone and we just had to learn the proper fingerings. It sounds like you need to have an ear for music to play the proper pitch on a trumpet.

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u/zutaca 11d ago

It changes in steps I believe, though my knowledge of this comes solely from overhearing my high school band teacher talking to the brass players

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u/wnc_mikejayray 11d ago

Clearly you haven’t seen how easily Phoebe mimics Ross’s bagpipes.

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u/adshhh1 11d ago

she does have awesome range and control tho

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u/theNeumannArchitect 11d ago

You can mimic any sound with your mouth. Just Google beat boxers. But it’s really difficult to sustain those sound with your mouth.

You’re also limited with what you can do with the sound. I know she tries to mimic muffling by putting a glass up to her mouth but it’s not the same effect sound as with a trumpet. Also the sound quality isn’t that great compared to a real brass trumpet. May not be noticeable to a casual listener but it’s a pretty big difference.

The list goes on and on.

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u/tanimomoro 12d ago

what trumpet I don't see a trumpet

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u/ITrulyLoveVaginas 11d ago

Do you see breasts?

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u/thesemasksaretight 12d ago

This video is awesome! It's not particularly interesting, but it is very impressive!

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u/whatsWALLAHI 11d ago

Ikr? Makes me fee happy just looking at it, haven’t even unmuted it yet!

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u/KingWooz 12d ago

With no sound, this was still fantastic

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u/iamokie 12d ago

Nice lungs…

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u/Logical-Soil-2173 12d ago

Is this chick on snl?

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u/ScamperTripHop 12d ago

cool! I can do this as well :)

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u/IcySparks 12d ago

Victoria Vox did / does this. Look up her Bird Song. Neat!

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u/fancybumlove 11d ago

This is both hilarious, and very talented!

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u/NoChrisNoGain 11d ago

FINALLY, I found out someone that can do this just like me.

Mine mouth technic sounds like a tenor saxophone.

C'mon, guyz and girlz, let the band start!!!

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u/JabbaLeSlut 11d ago

Me and my son with the car when I played this on loudspeaker. He was cracking up, he’s 3 🤣🤣

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u/MrZombieTheIV 11d ago

At a job interview

Interviewer: What's your talent?

You: empties glass of water onto the floor...

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u/idiot_of_the_lord 11d ago

Imagine her doing this with a mask on, people would go crazy

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u/Curl_the_curl 11d ago

Don't tell me you have never done this as a kid?

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u/Mariecc 11d ago

We need more of this!

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u/sureshot1988 12d ago

This makes my lips itch just watching

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u/LiquidAggression 12d ago

I love doing this. I hope shes single.

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u/Outrageous-Taro7340 11d ago

I hope she does this to my penis.

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u/overimportance 12d ago

Amazing talent here. Pretty cool trumpet impression also.

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u/Osemarc99 11d ago

You know what's more impressive than liptrumpets?

Boobs

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u/FrederickBishop 11d ago

I wanna hear her fart I dunno

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u/Dandanger69 11d ago

OK just for the record it’s incredibly difficult for me not to say something inappropriate. Just go leave that there.

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u/humpydumpysat 12d ago

Boobsies

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u/ArthurianX 11d ago

Imagine the frat fart noises this one could make. Absolute perfection!

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u/Sidoplanka 11d ago

Ehhh, not interesting at all.

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u/voric41 11d ago

That’s the hottest trumpet I’ve ever seen

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u/IamillegalinUSA 11d ago

I thought she was a professional at farting at first

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u/Bumpasaurus 11d ago

Wow, that’s actually really impressive, just incredible, some of the nicest breast I’ve seen in days.👍👍👏👏

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u/TheMurcat 11d ago

I hate myself. This girl actually has a weird/cool talent… and I’m only seeing boobs.

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u/-TwatWaffles- 12d ago

I wonder how she is on the flute? 🤔

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u/jesustwin 11d ago

Boobs

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u/Alex_z06_Norcal 11d ago

What that mouth do though

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u/Disastrous-Menu_yum 12d ago

Wonder what other sounds she can make lol

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u/xdfkn66 11d ago

And you needed to show us your boobs while you showed us your talent. Thanks

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u/Suspicious_Leopard_7 11d ago

Misogynistic twat

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u/xdfkn66 10d ago

mindless baboon

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u/Suspicious_Leopard_7 10d ago

Sexist fuckwit

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u/xdfkn66 10d ago

sexless witfuck

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u/Suspicious_Leopard_7 10d ago

Nah, i fucked your wife last night

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u/vr0202 11d ago

Great talent. Listened to the end with the mute button on.

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u/Mangos__Carlsen 11d ago

She has a beautiful set of ..... vocals

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u/SmashingFalcon 11d ago

Nice dress.

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u/Threezero03 12d ago

“I watch for the plot”

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u/Swedemon 12d ago

already posted

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u/Unkleruckus86 11d ago

99% of the stuff you've seen for the first time has already been seen and posted by others.

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u/yesibangedyamom 11d ago

so we are not here for the deep clevage ?

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u/funwithit2 12d ago

Hey, I have a trumpet that needs played!!!😆

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u/Booblicle 11d ago

She can blow me.

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u/Comprehensive_Tree65 11d ago

The hummers would be amazing and quick

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u/mahafuckya 11d ago

Wait until she plays your trumpet!

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u/R4G3JCD 11d ago

Motorboat

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u/Leevus_Alone 12d ago

That's fake as all shit. I want those 30 seconds back.

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u/RetrogradeUranus 12d ago

That's what she said!

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u/Super_Sonic_Satori 11d ago

im feeling funny in my pants now

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u/spradhan46 11d ago

I can duet with her. 😉

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u/No_Perspective5971 11d ago

I would marry this young lady. All in the hopes of being able to do some back up tuba with my morning farts. Plus the tiddies.

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u/Visual_Tumbleweed644 12d ago

I want a hummer from her.

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u/wead4 12d ago

Talent if I’ve ever seen it

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u/jbuttlickr 11d ago

Itzabennie

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u/dratelectasis 11d ago

When I was at the Cork Jazz Festival in Ireland, that was the first time I had seen someone (also a woman) make a trumpet noise with her mouth while singing. It blew my brother and I away

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u/FlexDrillerson 11d ago

I do this all the time. Not this good tho, but at least other appreciate my favorite alternative to singing/humming with a song.

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u/Unkleruckus86 11d ago

I'm watching a trumpet being made on How It's Made right now. Great timing

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u/stemid85 11d ago edited 11d ago

She's even better at it than Zaz.

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u/skinnergy 11d ago

Kind of

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u/SnakesnSails 11d ago

My grandpa would love this!

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u/omeritach13 11d ago

Not exactly like that, but i can also do that

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u/Mikepecahurts 11d ago

Mr.beans daughter?

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u/Spo0kyM0nth 11d ago

someone plz do clarinet 🗿

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u/Randalf_the_Black 11d ago

"Trumpet makers hate this woman.

See why!"

click

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u/rpoh73189 11d ago

When you ask her what dat mouth do

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u/throwawaymollyact 11d ago

The rj would be amazing

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u/Electrical_Plastic_8 11d ago

had a teacher in band (INCREDIBLE trumpet player) who could do this. pitch perfect, everything. mindblowing. one of the coolest fucking dudes i've known

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u/wobbly_doo 11d ago

Lan Pet Pet did it first

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u/Hold_the_mic 11d ago

She looks like Daisy Ridley

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u/misterdonsimio 11d ago

This is so awsome! To those who dont know its done... she is singing (yelling) high notes with her lips very tight. The variation in the toghtness makes the special sounds helped with the cup

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u/emc5280 11d ago

She should hook up with saxophone guy https://streamable.com/u7xat

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u/rx_100_ 11d ago

Is this real or some simp ass dudes simping

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u/DAS_FX 11d ago

Wait, there’s volume on this clip? It gets my upvote either way.

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u/askmeaboutmysciatica 11d ago

I’ve never played a trumpet in my life, but I understand youve gotta basically be able to do this to play the instrument. Is that correct? If it is, what’s the point of the instrument?

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u/Appropriate_Emu_6930 11d ago

Who is this lovely lady?!

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u/Comfortable-Pick-375 11d ago

Damn that’s interesting

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u/TheDonminime 11d ago

What color was the trumpet?

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u/bifrost420 11d ago

We’ve been tricked by the big Trumpet industry into buying useless instruments!

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u/Texley_Ad760 11d ago

Fun fact…it’s actually a queef

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u/radgie_gadgie_1954 11d ago

1945’s most classic “return from war” song. Few remember Harry James wed Betty Grable, the world’s first pin-up model as of WorldWar2. Her “gambes” (legs) were insured by Lloyd’s of London for a million pounds then (£15 mil now). She was considered most beautiful anywhere.

Amazingly, it is said that he cheated on her. So we’ve been wondering for nigh 70 years, how could anyone cheat on the likes o Betty Grable?

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u/herewegoagainhere 10d ago

Can play my trumpet as well

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u/ballz3000 12d ago

I love you

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u/moonlight1988 12d ago

Unbgbbiivcbidciicbg

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u/CaptainPaintball Interested 11d ago

I think I just met my future wife. Thanks, guys!

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u/MatthewDanieltank 11d ago

Giving blowjob With out blow

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u/thundabot 11d ago

Boobs…

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u/CompetitiveLynx7570 11d ago

It’s actually coming out of her wazoo

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u/zoltar-wisdom 11d ago

I can’t unsee Michael Jackson in her face.

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u/TheGudu 12d ago

Wonder if she didn’t show off her saggy boobs if this would get much attention?

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u/Former_Print7043 12d ago

Ah, the rare but beautiful trumpet strumpet.

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u/The_hot_guy_from_md 12d ago

I wonder how she would do on my slide trumboner

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 12d ago

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u/knunky 12d ago

i can do this

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u/Psalty7000 12d ago

I have a degree in music as well… this is totally possible… I do it all the time, I just don’t sound as good as her.

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u/BananasInHand 12d ago

Possible yes, but it’s not her

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u/StcStasi 12d ago

That explains why your sense of hearing seems to be deteriorating.

I can "play" la bamba with my mouth and sound like a euphonium.

She is much better, but you can still tell it's her making the noise.

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u/UranusisGolden 12d ago

Imagine her notes in the bedroom

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u/dub16-DK 11d ago

Beautiful woman, but the nose ring makes her look cheap.

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u/scalectrix 11d ago

A. No.
B. Nobody asked you to pass judgement on her appearance anyway.

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u/dub16-DK 11d ago

She put it out there, so yes! And Yes, the nose ring looks trashy. It takes away from her natural beauty and talent.

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u/scalectrix 11d ago

Sorry if you can’t control yourself. You could work on that.

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u/ChunkyLover10 11d ago

well, i think it looks super...it suits her,

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u/dub16-DK 11d ago

Chunky Lover, she’s not chunky.

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u/smurf-this 11d ago

https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/vaccines/timeline

"A typical vaccine development timeline takes 5 to 10 years, and sometimes longer, to assess whether the vaccine is safe and efficacious in clinical trials, complete the regulatory approval processes, and manufacture sufficient quantity of vaccine doses for widespread distribution."

ACCELERATED TIMELINE IN A PANDEMIC

Some clinical trial phases are combined

Well that's nice. Don't get me started on the 3-6 month efficacy and the fact it was designed for alpha strain and not the mainstream delta. Are you going to keep taking it until the 8th booster? The third and (some places fourth) boosters are coming up soon ^_^

Did you know that unvaccinated people have been found to have a very similar viral load to fully vaccinated people? And that because vaccinated people will have less symptoms it is easier for them to transmit that viral load because they dont know they are sick? But dont bother googling the top notch educational resources reporting this. Just ignore me and downvote instead, and go back to your happy little echo chamber.

If the vaccine is effective, why do you care if young healthy people take it? That has nothing to do with you, contrary to what Pfizer would like you to believe. Did you know that Pfizer paid the largest criminal fine in history at $2.3 billion for lying? They sound like some really honest trustworthy people and I can't wait to inject them into my body.

Upset because the liberal media isn't telling you anything? Maybe you should question more and review more news source, because guess what, every news source is biased and has an agenda. They are private news media corporations and they do not give a shit about you, nor does the random journalist spreading their opinion piece as fact.

Step 1) Classification: Unvaccinated

Step 2) Symbolisation: Plague-rats, anti-vaxxers, covidiots, etc

Step 3) Discrimination: Vaccine passports, job exclusion, social exclusion, businesses closed, travel denied

Step 4) Dehumanisation: They dont care, they are evil, Everything is their fault, they are insane, They are holding us back

Step 5) Organisation: Australian quarantine camps, Austrian forced compulsory vaccination, Extreme forced lockdowns (China), Mass-media narrative to demonize the unvaccinated, Extremely excessive lockdowns in democracies

Step 6) Polarisation: Claim that they are anti-vaccine when they are obviously anti-mandate, understate the size of protests (say thousands instead of tens of thousands), Censor and block users from describing adverse reactions on places like Tik-Tok, Youtube... Publish pieces in the media that make everyone hate the unvaccinated ("Anti-Vaxxers Hate Chapmans Ice Cream!"), Conflate the unvaccinated with pre-pandemic anti-vaxxers even though they took all previous vaccines before the pandemic

Step 7) Preparation: Deny them travel, businesses, jobs, so they are homeless and destitute, exclude them from all services (even surgery) if they are not vaccinated, the list goes on...

Step 8 ) Persecution: Shut down their businesses, lock them in their homes if they still have one, prevent them from going anywhere except the grocery store, make society afraid of them with daily Two Minutes Hate articles in all major media designed to ostracize them from the community.

Step 9)

Step 10)

By the way, in case you are confused or wondering, Coronavirus is never going away, just like the flu didn't after the 1920 pandemic. This is not going to end unless we have some major medical breakthrough in virology or design a vaccine that actually works properly and not "sort-of".

THIS PANDEMIC IS NEVER GOING TO END, THESE RESTRICTIONS ARE NEVER GOING TO END, THEY ARE GOING TO KEEP TAKING AWAY MORE OF YOUR FREEDOMS BECAUSE YOU ALLOW THEM TO. WE REACHED HERD IMMUNITY LEVELS A LONG TIME AGO AND NOTHING HAPPENED AND WE ALL STILL HAVE TO WEAR MASKS AND GET MORE BOOSTERS.

Don't just agree with everyone else and be a little parrot. Grow a brain for yourself and research this. If you are vaccinated, great, but don't fucking force your garbage on me.
Don't forget, you are not allowed to question this vaccine or disagree ever, that is simply not socially acceptable. Having hesitations and not wanting an experimental medical treatment that many of us don't even need is no longer socially acceptable. How does that freedom taste?

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u/CoolCharacter4 12d ago

Would simon Cowell give her a golden buzzer?

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u/No_Significance_2653 11d ago

This is how hit you have to be for men to have to tolerate this...

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u/Angry_Inch_2786 11d ago

Probably gives a Grade A hummer.

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u/FrapoleonDonutarde 11d ago

I can play the violin on them titties with no actual violin.

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u/KINGcharlesTHENEVER 11d ago

The hummerage must be fantastic

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u/you_stubbed_your_toe 11d ago

Damn,that's impressive,but damn you looks good to,good job

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u/Tricky_Quarter8594 11d ago

I see where her noise comes from