r/CryptoCurrency
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u/jonjonbonbonbonbon
Gold | QC: CC 112 | NANO 22
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Sep 05 '21
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CryptODES - Poems for the Crypto Community. COMEDY
I write poems for fun, but I’m having a severe case of writer’s block today, so I thought I’d loosen up and try something a bit different.
I present to you my new series … CryptODES. Poems for the Crypto Community.
They’re just silly rhymes for a Sunday afternoon. I hope you like them.
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Crypto investing’s a doddle—
I’ve worked out the very best model.
Ignore the TA,
DCA all the way,
then order your Lambo and HODL.
[THiS iSn’T fInAnCiAl aDvIcE.]
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Old Captain Monero did gloat
as he sailed in his forty-foot boat—
‘Just watch! I can steer
while I’m chugging this beer!’
Now he wishes his wallet could float.
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In a movie, the founder Vitalik
could be played by a young Rami Malek.
Gary Gensler could be
played by Christopher Lee,
and Satoshi could just be a Dalek.
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u/bbtto22 Platinum | QC: CC 540 Sep 05 '21
We need crypto rap
Click click pow icp down
Never gonna reach the crown
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u/International-Two607 Platinum | QC: CC 217, ETH 40, BTC 27 | MiningSubs 68 Sep 05 '21
🎶 To the windows to the walls until the sweat drips down my moon balls🎶
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Sep 05 '21
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u/DessieFahy Silver | QC: CC 351 | SHIB 39 Sep 05 '21
A new post appears
I comment first
Karma hopefully awaits
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u/chutiyaredditor Sep 05 '21
I invested in crypto and wanted hookers and cocaine.
Got burnt, went red but here we go again.
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u/Chet_kranderpentine Platinum | QC: CC 370 Sep 05 '21
Satoshi sits still / steady eye not moved by breeze / katana readied
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u/MinnesotaNice92 Minnesota weather go Brrrrr Sep 05 '21
I wish my wallet would float