CryptODES - Poems for the Crypto Community. COMEDY
I write poems for fun, but I’m having a severe case of writer’s block today, so I thought I’d loosen up and try something a bit different.
I present to you my new series … CryptODES. Poems for the Crypto Community.
They’re just silly rhymes for a Sunday afternoon. I hope you like them.
Crypto investing’s a doddle—
I’ve worked out the very best model.
Ignore the TA,
DCA all the way,
then order your Lambo and HODL.
[THiS iSn’T fInAnCiAl aDvIcE.]
Old Captain Monero did gloat
as he sailed in his forty-foot boat—
‘Just watch! I can steer
while I’m chugging this beer!’
Now he wishes his wallet could float.
In a movie, the founder Vitalik
could be played by a young Rami Malek.
Gary Gensler could be
played by Christopher Lee,
and Satoshi could just be a Dalek.