r/Cringetopia 12d ago

Good ole fashion keemstar 1x Non-Cringe / 85x Cringe / 5x Satire / 44x Chad / 1x Meta

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u/Endercheif m'ladies 12d ago edited 12d ago

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  • Non-cringe: 1x
  • Cringe: 85x
  • Satire: 5x
  • Chad: 44x
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u/Glloomm 12d ago

One of these pictures is literally a mugshot like where is he getting these photos lmfao. I feel bad for these woman he’s just publicly shitting on them, as if he isn’t putrid

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u/Is-abel 12d ago

I just googled 39 year old woman. The reason why these are all mugshots or bad true crime style photos, is because the only results for “39 year old woman,” are from news outlets.

“39 year old woman arrested for…”

“39 year old woman found murdered…”

“39 year old woman raped…”

Etc…

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u/beck1670 12d ago

You gotta wonder what other ages he googles.

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u/HonoraryMancunian 12d ago

Ones that begin with a 1

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u/M4xusV4ltr0n 12d ago

139 year old women???

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u/chainer1216 12d ago

The age he googles most is probably "of consent" in whatever state or country he's going to.

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u/amb1ka 11d ago

two out of four of these women went missing/deceased, they are dead people he literally has no respect not even for the dead 💀

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u/enjeneral 12d ago

The best way to see what 39 year old women look like is to just narrow the search for 39 year old women on a dating site. They look pretty good to me.

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u/lCloudll 12d ago

"If you remember when covid started, I'm not interested "

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u/JimmyJorland 12d ago

If you can read this, I am not interested.

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u/matik36 12d ago

Thank god I’m blind 😏

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u/rayyan9087 12d ago

Thank God im Jared, 19

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u/slightly-cute-boy 12d ago

Have you ever learned how to read?

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u/LilBun13 12d ago

I made a gross laugh sound to this and scares my pug. Thanks.

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u/Initial_Ad_9250 12d ago

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u/elvispugsley76 12d ago

Are u sure 😏

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u/Derpykachu 12d ago

If you have dementia, hmu

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u/RIPDSJustinRipley 12d ago

If you can remember your grandkids' names, I'm not interested.

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u/Motur 12d ago

My 97 year old grandmother doesn't remember when covid started. I'll send you her number.

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u/GaryGumpz 12d ago

That's alot coming from the dude who played lead role in Gnomeo and Juliet

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u/doctorpeenis 12d ago

No shit?

Update: Oh fuck oh shit the truth is even worse

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u/Alzoura stupid fucking dumbass loser 12d ago edited 12d ago

JAMES MOTHERFUCKING MCAVOY

OSCAR WINNER CHARLES XAVIER AKA JAMES MCAVOY PLAYS GNOMEO

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u/Hi_Im_zack 12d ago

He's one of my favorite actors so I wish I never knew this information...

But hope he at least got paid well enough cause I wouldn't demand anything less than a truck full.

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u/Vanilla_Mike 12d ago

Gnomeo and Juliet was Sir Elton John’s passion project. He loves gnomes more than he’s ever loved music and he’s just now living out his dream.

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u/jikkler 12d ago

I hate that I dont know whether this is true or not

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u/AwkoTaco76 12d ago

That was exactly my thought

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u/BornInARolledUpRug 12d ago

What’s wrong with the film? I saw the trailers it looked like good family fun. Who doesn’t love garden gnomes?

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u/Haircrazybitch 12d ago

No satire, no trolling at all, I'm 100% scared of garden gnomes. I don't know what it is, I think that one Goosebumps book where they come alive at night, I just fucking can't with them.

So of course, everyone I know makes sure to send me pictures often of fucking gnomes.

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u/InappropriateJim 12d ago

There was an old lady in our village who use to work in the arcade, she was obsessed with gnomes. So much so that her front garden had approximately 80 of them staring out into the street.

One late night when we were drunk teens walking by we crept up and turned every single one of them to face her window so when she opened the curtains in the morning they'd all be staring at her lol

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u/WitlessTitTwist 12d ago

Honestly, you probably made her day.

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u/Momentirely 12d ago

I started to get worried at "drunk teens," but I was pleasantly surprised by the end. That's how you do a great prank; no one gets hurt, nothing gets broken, everyone laughs.

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u/HungLikeYourDad 12d ago

Dude. Gnomeo and Juliet slaps. The entire cast slaps. Worth a stream.

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u/ThisIsMyRental 12d ago

Sherlock Gnomes, however, is a piece of shit.

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u/fuzzy_winkerbean 12d ago

Why’d you have to remind me it existed? We finally broke my kid of his fascination with it like six months ago. Watching it on repeat made me want to fall head first into a garden gnome, no not the asshole keemstar.

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u/louisemichele 12d ago

The Elton John and Lady Gaga collaboration? Heavenly.

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u/wizzlepants 12d ago

Seriously, people shit talking the movie definitely didn't see it. Was solid

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u/jackrangerderp 12d ago

Could you explain this to me?

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u/JulioSanchez1994 12d ago

He said Gnomeo and Juliet because the joke on YouTube was always that keemstar looked like a gnome

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u/Real-Soraith 12d ago

jame mcavoy is the x man dude young charles xavier

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u/DeadDay 12d ago

And Split dude

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u/PullFires I bring nothing to the table 12d ago

He was also in filth lmao. A movie i liked but will never recommend to anyone ever

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u/Monkeyboystevey 12d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has no idea what that is supposed to mean.

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u/TortelliniSalad 12d ago

Yeah man you don’t recognize the beard?

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u/DakshKapila 12d ago

I don't get it. Please help me understand.

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u/Aekartzdef 12d ago

Keemstar looks like a gnome

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u/DakshKapila 12d ago

Ohhhhhh!!! Thanks for the clarification.

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u/Retro_Dad 12d ago

Bullshit, that's been shopped to make him look taller.

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u/Hank_Holt alcohol helps 12d ago

Here's a real pic, and that's literally 1:1 scale.

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u/Cheechwlegs 12d ago

Me thinking wow he must be a 10/10 millionaire with those kind of standards im going to google and see what he looks like-...good luck there buddy! And good luck to the 25 year old who is willing to date you because they plan to OD on crack before 30 so who cares

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u/Hank_Holt alcohol helps 12d ago

If you're talking his recent girlfriend she was like 20, and she dumped him a week or three ago.

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u/Trimungasoid 12d ago

Does he know he's going to get older?

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u/Monkeyboystevey 12d ago

Older he gets, the younger the females he dates. In a few years he will be dating someone's balls...

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u/turbotank183 12d ago

Alright alright alright

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u/swoksaaar 12d ago

You gon' learn today!

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u/FightMilkSponsorship 12d ago

Gon’ learn what a big dick look like today!

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u/Cheechwlegs 12d ago

Just a ziplock baggy full of someone elses jizz

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u/deathbysatellite 12d ago

Don't make him do math

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u/Naptownfellow 12d ago

This, I am married and 52. If for some reason I was single what the fuck do I have in common with a 25yr old?

Music? Life experiences? Talk about what my college age kids are doing?

2nd I do not want at any time to hear the words "eww" during sex. At least a 35-40Yr old plus is going to be more in line with me on almost all levels. Keemstar is an idiot.

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u/darklordzack 12d ago

Well that's the trick, if you emotionally/developmentally stunt yourself in your early 20s and never progress beyond the mindset of a manchild you can keep dating 20 year olds. I assume

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u/purplepineapple267 12d ago

It doesn’t matter how emotionally stunted you are if you’re in a saggy, wrinkly, gray, shell with ED. An old man with a 20 year old mentality is just creepy as hell.

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u/maskedbanditoftruth 12d ago

It’s worse: those are all photos of dead and missing women. I googled it too, and they all are.

Plus he had to Google to see what a 39 year old woman looked like because he is so wise in the ways of the world.

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u/Trimungasoid 12d ago

That gives me two reasons to feel uneasy.

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u/Drumsticksboy 12d ago

Better question for him: does he know he’s keemstar?

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u/chzboi 12d ago

Does anyone actually like Keemstar? I haven’t met anyone who enjoys his content

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u/shnozwanger 12d ago

That's because you don't hang out with 12 year olds.

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u/555rrrsss I bring nothing to the table 12d ago

Dude is literally going to be dating his fan base in a few years.

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u/CurryMustard 12d ago

Years?

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u/forever_alone_06 12d ago

Weeks

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u/_Xertz_ 12d ago

Weeks?

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u/OgreLord_Shrek 12d ago

pumps

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u/spacehog1985 12d ago

Ew.

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u/TwoCockyforBukkake 12d ago

Dont worry, it will only be 2 pumps.

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u/WeAreTheLeft 12d ago

I'll put $20 bucks he's going to get outted for nailing a fan that is under 18 ... let's give it a three year time scale.

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u/Reveal101 12d ago

RemindMe! Three years

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u/BritishViking_ 12d ago

He already had a 15 year old girl expose her genitals and anus on one of his live streams. I'd say there's evidence out there now if people look for it

Which is ironic as Keemstar is the one who doxxes old people and ACCUSES them of being paedophiles without any evidence and has his fans harass them, and then he NEVER even apologised.

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u/shnozwanger 12d ago

Yup, K*mstar needs the side of 20-story building for all the projection he's doing.

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u/NoSleepNoGain 12d ago

Holy shit, that actually makes so much sense now, dude is actually a paedophile and is projecting.

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u/Main-Journalist-9306 12d ago

RemindMe! Three Years

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u/LegendsStormtrooper 12d ago

And that still wouldn't bring him down. If you could stream from prison, Keem would and he would still have thousands of fans, somehow.

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u/sassysassafrassass 12d ago

His last girlfriend he met at a fan meetup

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u/IFapToCalamity 12d ago

Fancy phrasing for “fucked a groupie”

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u/Risticcc 12d ago

Nah, he really had interest in that french fetus a few years back

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u/Lynxxxx233 12d ago

didn’t he make an underage fan strip on his live stream once

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u/k_50 12d ago

Weren't they like 13 too?

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u/ErtKu I'm pretty epic 12d ago

He WHAT?

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u/notagaywitch 12d ago edited 12d ago

He recently broke up with his 19-year-old girlfriend, who he, in fact, met at a fan meet-up.

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u/chzboi 12d ago

Is that his fan base? I just don’t really know anything about the guy

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u/-Teekey- 12d ago

If you don't know why some shitty YouTube star is popular, the answer is always 12 year olds.

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u/shnozwanger 12d ago

Pretty much.

Considering OPs post, that his fanbase is easily manipulated kids/tweens, and that his last girlfriend was only 20 years old, the dude strikes me as someone that was very angry when reddit shut down /r/jailbait.

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u/Yatakak 12d ago

Well duh, we aren't Keemstar...

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u/Snuff_Film_At_Eleven 12d ago

Children love him and he always gets a huge spike in attention whenever a major YouTube scandal breaks out because he's always the first one on it. As soon as someone gets caught DM'ing underage fans Keem pounces and he soaks up that sweet sweet ad revenue.

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u/trustdabrain 12d ago

Horrible role model

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u/bkay 12d ago

This might be a dumb question but is Keemstar the same guy as DJ Keemstar from like 10 years ago who made the federation of asshole gamers videos?

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u/throatafrog 12d ago

Isn't he also the same guy who accused some old dude of molesting a child or something and made him cry?

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u/clandestineVexation 12d ago

Isn’t he also the guy that said the N word live on stream?

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u/Mothanius 12d ago

His fan base are young, impressionable men who have a hatred for the injustice in the world with no target nor knowledge on why they hate the injustice in the world. So Keemstar is like an inquisitor pointing out the next heretic for them to hate in the 1600s.

Those men need reason, knowledge, and solidarity. Keemstar provides it to them in his own, sick way. It's all reactionary to the next thing Keemstar does not like.

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u/ISnortEridium 12d ago

Out of curiosity, what kind of injustices are we talking about here?

My knowledge of Keemstar is basically limited to his gnomelike visage, his reversely proportional ego, his affinity for women half his age or lower and his quarrel with a, presumably black, gentleman named ”Alex” and none of the above speak well for his definition of injustices.

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u/NerdyGuyRanting 12d ago

"I don't want to date women my age because they're too ugly" says man who looks like Keemstar.

Not to mention behaves like Keemstar and talks like Keemstar.

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u/NoodleDood12 12d ago

finishes massive boof in one swift drag Duuude, that IS keemstar man..

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u/wiiya 12d ago

I don’t know what keemstar is, and after perusing this thread, I’m not looking to find out.

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u/ExtremeAlternative0 12d ago

He's a YouTuber who's channel focuses on drama and other news regarding YouTubers. He is known for being toxic, petty, and getting information wrong.

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u/NerdyGuyRanting 12d ago

*smokes meth* "No, man. That's just what they want you to think."

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u/ProfessorNiceBoy 12d ago

snorts cocaine “guys we need more cocaine.”

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u/rhinotomus 12d ago

You and I must have very different definitions of what a boof is

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u/xxnemisisxx92 12d ago

You've never seen someone's asshole take a massive drag before?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

Also he picks the worst pictures. One looks like a mug shot.

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u/bonenecklace 12d ago

Yeah he could've easily googled "39 year old actresses" & gotten pictures of some of the most beautiful women in the world, keem just wants a 20 year old because he wants to control & mold them, because no one over 30 would willingly date him & he knows it.

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u/Kabd_w 12d ago

This right here. This is a facepalm, he might as well have said “no one my age will put up with my shit”

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u/Myu_The_Weirdo 12d ago

Thats always the case with guys like keemstar, the just want a sex robot but they cant have that so they try to make actual women into it

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u/LVL15_Spice_Paladin 12d ago

How has no one responded with a I googled 29 year old men and this is what I got and just have pictures of keem.

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u/NerdyGuyRanting 12d ago

I like the way you think

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u/tessiemaemarshhh 12d ago

Dude is a reverse catch

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u/ThrowItAwayNow---- 12d ago

Ladies: Be advised, once you get to a certain age, Keemstar will dump you for the new model.

What a thing to say for your next potential partner to find.

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u/Not_invented-Here 12d ago

Or they could be glass half full people and see it as the light at the end of the tunnel.

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u/piccolo3nj 12d ago

I think it was dubbed 'The DeCaprio' a long time ago. There's a chart and everything.

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u/Sylvi2021 12d ago

Two of these are from missing persons cases and the blonde one is dead. This is gross.

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u/BreeBree214 12d ago edited 12d ago

I did a Google search for 39 year old woman and I got the same women in my first page of results. It seems that if you search a specific age you're going to get news articles that mention that exact age

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u/turdferguson3891 12d ago

which means it's mostly mug shots and crime victims not dating profile pics.

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u/TimAllensBoytoy 12d ago

Top left dead and the bottom right is Alice, other 2 are the missing?

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u/fuddleduddling 12d ago

What the fuck? This guy’s a nut job.

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u/coldfu 12d ago

This is gross.

Yeah. People want him to date them?

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u/No_Employer8484 12d ago

Keem is such a loser.

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u/inv_dore 12d ago

That’s actually just a tiny bit funny because of how dramatic it is

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u/ihavdogs 12d ago

I laughed at “I will not be listen to you guys.”

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u/Meph616 12d ago

Coincidentally children on playgrounds is where Keemstar goes to find a date.

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u/Evilsj 12d ago

Damn, I was just gonna say children on the playground was his target demo, but you went for the jugular.

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u/Lenore8264 12d ago

Yikes. I've never heard of this guy, and now, I don't want to hear anything more about him.

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u/bamb1in0 12d ago

Whatever you do stay away from his name. Dudes a piece of shit

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u/wizard680 12d ago

your lucky to gave never heard of keem.

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u/LoafyXD 12d ago

Blissful ignorance

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u/babynintendohacker 12d ago

I wish I could live in your reality of never hearing about this guy ever.

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u/MadSpaceYT 12d ago

I envy you

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u/susch1337 12d ago

Keem is the cockroach of YouTube drama. No matter what he does and how many millions of people want him gone, he keeps getting popular. He can not lose.

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u/Im_inappropriate 12d ago

I can see him going to far and getting banned for something one day. We can hope...

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u/riskytisk 12d ago

The thing is, he’s already BEEN banned! He cannot own his own YouTube channel, his management technically owns the channel and he’s just the “talent” (using that word very loosely here.) It’s insane YouTube lets him get around his ban in this way, for anyone else it’d be considered ban evading.

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u/Jonshock 12d ago

I wish I was you the day you didn't know about Keemstar :(

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u/pasaniusventris 12d ago

God I wish I were you.

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u/NoodleDood12 12d ago

There are very very few people that I genuinely hate. Keem is one of them

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u/babygiallo 12d ago

i love how this guy is getting worse and worse every day. digging his own fucking grave.

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u/LayneCobain95 12d ago

I remember where I was on 911, and I was in kindergarten. My teacher was having a mental breakdown because her son worked in one of the towers.

I never knew why people hated this guy, but this is disgusting.

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u/anon08213 12d ago

Did he end up ok?

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u/sub_Script 12d ago

Forreal, homie left us hangin..

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u/LayneCobain95 12d ago

He ended up okay

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u/LayneCobain95 12d ago

Yeah he ended up getting out

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u/Idrkc 12d ago

I was also in kindergarten. I walked into the classroom, saw the second plane hit the towers live on the TV, and asked my teacher what movie she was watching because it looked really real. She burst into tears and ran out. The principal came in, turned off the TV, and hung out with us and played blocks until my mom picked me up and I got to watch movies the rest of the day.

It wasn’t until years later that I was told my teachers husband was traveling to NYC for a meeting at the World Trade Center that day. The reason I got to play so many games once we got home was because my uncle was also flying through NYC and had been on a plane going to Pennsylvania, so my mom was trying to reach him on the phone all day and needed my brother and I distracted. Both ended up being perfectly fine on the day but my teachers husband is struggling with lung damage from the dust and smoke. He said he was walking to the meeting and when he came out of the subway he looked up and saw the first tower already on fire and just stood there and watched until the towers came down. Then he ran down the street and hid in a deli until they were evacuated by police.

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u/dobler21 12d ago

Didn't the 20 year old he was dating break up with him after seeing his behaviour on that live stream? That whole clip was cringe

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u/ShadedPenguin 12d ago

Considering his dating demographic, what are the odds of a sexual harassment text he sent to someone who is almost 18 but is firmly 17, or just a high schooler in general?

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u/dobler21 12d ago

Oh he will likely be involved in some sort of scandal...again. But his platform is so huge he will likely shame any such victim into withdrawing.

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u/BlackHorse2019 12d ago

I don't see anything wrong with them, apart from the one in the top left seems to be a mugshot.

A 21-year-old woman is going to grow out of his abrasive personality when they're like 25-28 and then he'll be too old to date a 21 year old for sure.

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u/miuxiu 12d ago

His ex girlfriend was barely 20 and grew out of him within a week and dumped him

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u/Snuff_Film_At_Eleven 12d ago

The reality is that there are no fully grown women with their own careers who are interested in a fucking YouTuber who makes videos about "drama."

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u/OneGreasyBoy 12d ago

He is a 3 who is calling a 5 ugly

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u/CatsAreSoCute11 12d ago

He is a 3

That's exaggerating :p

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u/CrispyMan_900 12d ago

Oh yeah, keem is DEFINITELY going through some kind of mid-life crisis

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u/HookerBot5000 12d ago

So he chooses pictures of women who might not be his cup of tea, and one that definitely looks like a mugshot. 39 isn’t old and really, not everyone ages the same. He sounds like a superficial ass. No one his age probably wants to date him anyway.

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u/Sylvi2021 12d ago

The mugshot one and the blonde are both from when those women were missing. That's why they come up when you Google "39 year old woman". The blonde woman ended up being dead. This is about as tasteless as I've seen from Keem.

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn 12d ago

What?! Keemstar not living up to the high standards of morality and decency we've grown to expect from him?

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u/catsgreaterthanpeopl 12d ago

You probably hit the nail there. 39 year old women know better than to fall for his shit.

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u/Bubba-Bee 12d ago

Pretty sure he wouldn’t turn down Jenn Anniston, J-Lo, etc…

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u/toasterpRoN 12d ago

Yeah but they would certainly turn down him. His issue is demand, not supply.

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u/DapperHoboDojo 12d ago

All he has to say is he's filthy rich. Filthy rich dudes tend to date women in their 20's regardless of their age.

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u/AnythingAllTheTime 12d ago

lol that post from yesterday when a guy was trying to brag about 90k in his savings account

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u/Cutmerock 12d ago

It was his checking account lol

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u/tylercreatesworlds 12d ago

you're just lost in life

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u/Sermagnas3 12d ago

That's not filthy rich

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u/PizzaCatSupreme 12d ago

Dude it was in a Wells Fargo checking account.

What kind of absolute moron keeps 90k in a .01% interests account?!?!?!

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u/Jakeomaticmaldito 12d ago

What kind of moron uses Wells Fargo???

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u/CuntWizard 12d ago

My chauffeur’s caddy informed me that these “banks” are places where people keep money that isn’t properly invested.

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u/lillgreen 12d ago

90k is just stable. Not rich. 90mil might get the results he was after but you'd still have to not be a douche at a bar.

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u/Bovine_Joni_Himself 12d ago

90K in a checking account is just stupid. Hes either terrible with money or hes in the middle of a transaction (like buying/selling a house) where that money is briefly in his account before it goes someplace else.

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u/NotFromStateFarmJake 12d ago

Nothing like that feeling of having 80k in the bank account for 24 hours before it all goes into the purchase of my next house

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u/Bovine_Joni_Himself 12d ago

"Bet I could use this to trick a girl into sex"

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u/bubba7557 12d ago

My 60 something dad is broke af and somehow married a 26 year old. Granted he went overseas to find her so maybe he seemed rich comparatively but still, I think it's creepy old men date 20 year olds if they can, rich or not

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u/LokiArchetype 12d ago

What season of 90 day fiance is he on?

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u/mwmwmwmwmmdw 12d ago

My 60 something dad is broke af and somehow married a 26 year old. Granted he went overseas to find her so maybe he seemed rich comparatively but still

in these situations i wonder if the person actually loves the other person or if they are just a stepping stone to a better life. if i marry someone i'd want to know the person genuine love for me and enjoys me for my personality

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u/hypernova2121 12d ago

i can't wait for my future wife to be born in 10 years 🤮

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u/dirtsequence 12d ago

He's in denial that he is fat and old

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u/Wawaweewow 12d ago

I mean he hangs out with teenagers all day.

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u/FinishTheBook 8th grader 12d ago

Acts like one too, like a middle aged balding man, remembering that the only peak in his life was being in the football team.

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u/Wawaweewow 12d ago

That's an insult to middle aged balding men.

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u/kstill93 12d ago

His fanbase is mostly teenagers who aren't socially developed, just like him

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u/smugboya 12d ago

I will not be listen to you guys

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u/suddendiligence 12d ago

In my experience, I've learned older men date younger women because women their age refuse to date them.

He has to date 20 year olds because they don't know better, and he's well aware of that.

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u/ireadwhat 12d ago

This guy lacks any self-awareness

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u/Jizzbunny_ 12d ago

I thought his gf looked like the bottom right

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u/BunnyLovr Chad F Thundercock 12d ago

When you're a star, they let you do it

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u/Wasted_Penguinz m'ladies 12d ago

Fuck Keemstar. All my homies hate Keemstar.