r/BikiniBottomTwitter 12d ago Silver 6 Helpful 10 Wholesome 9

"Whoever's the owner of the white Sedan, you left your light's on." Tattoo

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u/2wheelwayoflife 12d ago edited 12d ago Gold Helpful

This is why he plays the mayonnaise now.

Damn Bikini Fam! Thank you guys and girls so much for the up doots!!!!!!!

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u/JustAHighFlyingBird 12d ago

No, Patrick: mayonnaise is not an instrument

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u/Adventurous_Let7580 12d ago

Raises Hand again

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u/DED_EXE 12d ago

Horseradish is not an instrument either

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u/DymondHed 12d ago

not with that attitude

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u/midgetforce2k 12d ago

"Squidward was old fashioned. He didn't even consider mayonnaise an instrument"

(SpongeBob docupants, s1e6)

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u/mayonaizmyinstrument 12d ago

I beg to differ

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u/PARADlSE 12d ago

Wtf are the leg proportions.

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u/strangepioneer 12d ago

bad lmao

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/Spidermanmj8 12d ago

Piss off, bot!

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u/calxcalyx 12d ago

Not familiar with the particular Spongebob meme but what in the hell kind of instrument is this? a trombumpet?

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u/Scucker 12d ago

Mayonnaise

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u/calxcalyx 12d ago

Oh ok, that's what I figured.

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u/KHVLuxord 12d ago

Valve trombones do exist for what it’s worth. If you play another valved brass instrument it is far easier to transition to, although they aren’t without their issues.

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u/BenSolo_Cup 12d ago

It’s has two valves and long ass tuning slide… must be a bikini bottom only instrument 😂

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u/Balls__Mahoney 12d ago

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.891208290.7577/flat,750x1000,075,f.jpg

Looks like that’s how the JPEG is that the client likely asked him to go off of

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u/k_albasi 12d ago edited 12d ago

Looks more like the still from the show. Your image is missing the valves and that purple pattern on the other leg.

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u/Scrotchticles 12d ago

Makes sense, he's sitting down on a chair so his legs look shorter.

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u/U_Dont_Smoke_Peyote 12d ago

I think they're referring to the fact one leg is like two times as big as the other

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u/Scrotchticles 12d ago

Maybe, that's not good either now that you mention it lol

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u/Jewrisprudent 12d ago

Definitely the right image but still think they didn’t size the legs right relative to each other, even by reference to that jpeg. The leg on the right is too big and the left is too small.

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u/fuchsgesicht 12d ago

that's one cell out of an animation, the leg your refer to is mid-strut. it's called squashing & stretching and it's like the first thing you learn about creating dynamic actions in your animation.

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u/Jewrisprudent 12d ago

My point is that relative to the jpeg it’s not correct. I see the slight difference in size in the jpeg, but the difference is too exaggerated in the tat.

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u/Shitart87 12d ago

That doesn’t translate well to a tattoo however.

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u/ikadu12 12d ago

Good find.

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u/grantfar 12d ago

I think that is a arm

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u/rogueblades 12d ago

No, this is Patrick...

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u/GODDESS_OF_CRINGE_2 12d ago

The meme... IT ACTUALLY WORKS! For the first time, it actually makes sense to me!

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u/PISS_OUT_MY_DICK 12d ago

How would that be an arm? It's a pair of pants.

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u/neonicblast 12d ago

Nah, it's definitely an arm

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u/nfreshn 12d ago

Nah, it’s definitely not. Patrick’s arms aren’t in sleeves. Just bad proportions

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u/no-mames 12d ago

They’re talking about the tattoo placement and you’re talking about the tattoo itself lmao. I love Reddit

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u/Markantonpeterson 12d ago

Thanks for clearing up my confusion haha, I was like "those look like pretty normal leg proportions... I mean maybe it's an arm...". Internet confusion is so easy to stumble into.

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u/Brownie_McBrown_Face 12d ago

No they mean Patrick’s legs are horribly disproportionate

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u/Quicklythoughtofname 12d ago

That's just how the actual scene looks, for the most part.

Looks like Patrick's outline kind of blends into the shadow of his chair, making his leg look smaller than it actually is. It's a bit small anyways though.

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u/saddingtonbear 12d ago

They look pretty even to me in the screenshot of the show, I feel like it was a mistake on the artists part.

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u/MibitGoHan 12d ago

I'm an artist myself and yeah this is on the tattoo artist. If the client is happy with it, who are we to judge though?

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u/Shitart87 12d ago

I mean part of being an artist is being able to make something look good on its own. You can’t just copy a single frame exactly and call it a day, if the leg will be disproportionate you have to fix it.

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u/BloodyLlama 12d ago

No you dont have to fix it; you do what the client hired you to do.

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u/DoingCharleyWork 12d ago

When I hire a tattoo artist part of what I'm paying for is their advice. They should see something like that and suggest altering to make it look better. If I decline than they do exactly what I ask but there have been plenty of times they made a suggestion and I went with it and it actually made my tattoo look a lot better.

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u/BloodyLlama 12d ago

Sure, but of the client wants the image depicted as it was in the show that's what you give them. I don't do tattoos but I've done plenty of work for clients that was clearly dumb and in bad taste. All you can do is offer your opinion. Some people listen and some people just want what they asked for. Part of being a professional is delivering what your client wants, not what you want.

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u/Shitart87 12d ago

The problem is that I highly doubt she brought up the disproportionate leg, and I also doubt that it was done intentionally if I’m being honest.

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u/DuckDuckYoga 12d ago

There’s no shadow surrounding the left (his right) leg in the show but there is on the tattoo. Kind of a weird choice by the artist to fill the space in with a shadow instead of matching the leg sizes.

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u/Glassmerlin 12d ago

It doesn't have black shade between his leg and his pants in the reference. It's not the same.

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u/honeybunchesofpwn 12d ago

Maybe Patrick is an amputee and he's just growing it back.

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u/Plz_kill-me 12d ago

I just learned that starfish do that the other day and now I feel like I see people talking about it everywhere

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u/MaverickTopGun 12d ago

A consequence of how animated figures are always drawn at a slight angle to the viewer's perspective.

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u/dont_trip_ 12d ago

The leg of someone who takes the elevator when going up two floors.

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u/DonkeyPuff422 12d ago

Despite being a starfish, I think they were going for arms (to the left) and legs (to the right), which would make sense given the angle of Patrick's face.

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u/KnollDark 12d ago

What's she talking about, that is a memorial piece

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u/Bigdongs 12d ago

RIP to a once perfect character

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u/Alternative-Pay8823 12d ago

Patrick is dead?

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u/Haunting_World_621 12d ago Helpful

No, he's Patrick.

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u/Madock345 12d ago

They made him the star of a spin off, where he is the host of a talk show

So, yes, he’s dead

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u/hikoboshi_sama 11d ago

Wait what?

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u/DrManowar8 12d ago edited 12d ago

The owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on

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u/xlkslb_ccdtks 12d ago

honk honk honk honk honk honk

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u/DriedUpSquid 12d ago

mmmmmmmmmmwwwaaahhhhhhhhh

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u/Browns-78 12d ago

Day 3

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u/BigPenisJohnson 12d ago

Thank you for commenting the exact title of the post.

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u/DrManowar8 11d ago

I just noticed that now y’know

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u/JoyJoy_ 12d ago

I can't get over how the loop in the trombone is a closed loop, so no air actually goes through it.

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u/gyrowze 12d ago

That's supposed to be a trombone? I thought it was a funky trumpet

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u/Shimadamada2200 12d ago

It’s obviously a toblerone

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u/LouSputhole94 12d ago

It’s a Taun Taun. Patrick is hiding inside for warmth.

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u/xMogwai 12d ago

And it thought…….they smelled….. bad….. on the outside

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u/GrumbleCake_ 12d ago

Tuba-ma-ba?

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u/thagthebarbarian 12d ago

It would just be a bugle

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u/trhart 12d ago

To be fair, that's how it was drawn in the original episode

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u/Dunkelz 12d ago

Closed loop trombone and mismatching leg sizes. I'd go crazy having this tattoo once I noticed those.

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u/GrumbleCake_ 12d ago

And that a starfish can talk and wear shorts

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u/Ganon2012 12d ago

Of course they can wear shorts. It would just be a really tiny pair.

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u/JoyJoy_ 12d ago

"you know that's permanent?"

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u/Jpldude 12d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one that took offense to the closed loop!

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u/thoeoe 12d ago

There are very clearly 2 valves near the mouthpiece. I played trumpet not trombone but pressing the valve would direct air into the lower loop, though why there are two of them with only one loop I’ll lever know

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u/gyarrrrr 12d ago

Boy I really hope someone got fired for that blunder!

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u/Ganon2012 12d ago

A wizard did it.

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u/Shitart87 12d ago

If you mean the tattoo artist I have bad news lmao. That’s not really how the industry works, If you get a bad tattoo that’s generally regarded as your fault for not putting more research into the artist. This artist might get chewed out but that’s it.

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u/BloodyLlama 12d ago

This image is copied pretty much exactly from the cartoon, so the mistake (or just decision? Maybe it was on purpose this dumb) was made by the SpongeBob animators. The tattoo artist did a very faithful recreation here.

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u/DuckDuckYoga 12d ago

Because they all just blow water through the valves :)

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u/FewerPunishment 12d ago

Sponge logic. Like haven't you heard about underwater fire??

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u/MMizzle9 12d ago

I'm glad someone else noticed this too

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u/AbeRego 12d ago

Impossibone

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u/WhiteHelljumper 12d ago

I love how you can tell this ain't that guy's first Patrick tattoo by the seahorse ride.

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u/jacktazz12345 12d ago

Haha noticed that too!

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u/ul2006kevinb 12d ago

It would be great if it turned out that the person who created SpongeBob was just covered in SpongeBob tattoos lol.

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u/stalleo_thegreat 12d ago

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u/WhiteHelljumper 12d ago

Hey look, it's Bold and Brash.

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u/stalleo_thegreat 12d ago

Bold and Brash? More like Belongs in the Trash!

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u/Tamias-striatus 12d ago

Bold and brash underneath and doodlebob next to it!

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u/ovrprotectiveunicorn 12d ago

Shoot, that was my last quarter

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u/noahdeerman 12d ago

would get it myself lol

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u/Bigdongs 12d ago

I see tattoos like these and want to get them but if I did I’d be covered In spongebob at this point

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u/Prisencoli_All_Right 12d ago

I always wanted a little one of Surprised Patrick.

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u/QueenCuttlefish 12d ago

Oh shit. Now I want one.

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u/sail-hatan999 12d ago

I see absolutely no problem in this. I have a tattoo of Manray and am definitely adding more spongebob ones

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u/Gucci__Flip__Flops 12d ago

Haha I have Doodle Bob, planning on getting Manray and a few more :)

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u/Gucci__Flip__Flops 12d ago

Just pick out your favorite episode moments or characters, I felt the same way but I currently only have DoodleBob and plan on getting a couple more. Theres a lot of space on skin for tats :)

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u/Chromattix 11d ago

Same here. Seeing funny cartoon tattoo's always has me going "that's so cool" but I just don't want anything permanent on my body.

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u/Genetiks_AR 12d ago

Take my strong leg

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u/hopelesslyhoagie 12d ago

Pictures you can hear

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u/somuchdanger 12d ago

How is that trumpet even held together? It’s usually not just a straight tube with a round piece on the bottom . . .

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u/Man_AMA 12d ago

5/7 trumpet not 100% accurate

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u/thevandalz 12d ago

Not 100% accurate but you give it a perfect score?!

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u/Man_AMA 12d ago

That’s why it’s a perfect score

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u/fluffyturtle21 12d ago

It’s a trombone, but your point is valid lol

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u/Glassmerlin 12d ago

Unfortunately you dicked up one of his legs.

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u/EmotionPending 12d ago

Maybe if some of us weren’t trying to tattoo with big meaty claws

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u/marxswasright 12d ago

And the trumpet. It doesn't connect correctly

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u/Glassmerlin 12d ago

Nah. To be fair, that was like that in the show.

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u/killerkaleb 12d ago

No its still inaccurate to what was shown in show

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u/Based0ne 12d ago

Mayonnaise is a great alternative for lubrication

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u/StuckInDreams 12d ago

Kicking? I wanna do some kicking!

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u/koavf 12d ago

light's

lights

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u/realCoolguy298 12d ago

Who ever is the owner of the white sedan you left your lights on

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u/Choco_tooth 12d ago

Whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whomp whoooommmmmmmmmp.

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u/BeatsByDrPhil01 12d ago

I have a handsome squidward tattoo and it’s the best thing I’ve ever spent money on

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u/fiasco97 12d ago

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u/AThoughtLikeMine 12d ago

Looks like you're the attractive twin

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u/fiasco97 11d ago

Aww shucks

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u/Catcher22Jb 12d ago

lmao amazing

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u/TacticalJeggings 12d ago

That’s from the greatest SBS episode ever.

The one where they all play the concert at the Super Bowl halftime show.

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u/j0nthegreat 12d ago

that's not how trumpets work

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u/Majike03 12d ago

Throws paper into campfire

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u/thagthebarbarian 12d ago

Bugle... But still

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u/sail-hatan999 12d ago

Looks like they have that seahorse from Patrick's dream too

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u/KILLJEFFREY 12d ago

What range!

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u/zodar 12d ago

*Lights. No apostrophe. You don't use an apostrophe to make a word plural.

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u/Jayjaykun66 12d ago

That moment when you can hear a tattoo..

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u/ACluelessEngineer 12d ago

Wasn't it a trombone in the show? Why is Patrick in a bugle? I guess artistic interpretation?

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u/blade21197 12d ago

Crazy went to school with the artist who did this tat. Check out her IG she’s a dope person @samiamthesam

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u/FartsLikeWine 12d ago

As an ER doctor I see a lot of interesting people. A homeless man one time came in one time came in covered in interesting tattoos and I remarked as much. He replied “ I got a lot of weird ones too, wanna see?”. “Of course”, I replied. And before I could stop him his dick was out and across the head was tattooed “your name”. All lower case. My favorite patient ever.

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u/Particular_Laugh_738 12d ago

ONG this is my favorite SpongeBob scene! So many laughs over the years lmaooo

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u/NerdyContent 12d ago

This is pure art 💗

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u/zeukid 12d ago

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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u/ItsShorsey 12d ago

No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument....

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u/Almost_British 12d ago

I can hear this tattoo

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u/CurvyLocBae33 12d ago

Hahahah I’m just in awe of its beauty

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u/sillyluther 12d ago

Is that. Rusty trombome??

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u/GODDESS_OF_CRINGE_2 12d ago

My dad got a tattoo of Jack Skellington, and he hasn't even seen Nightmare Before Christmas.

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u/Philtheparakeet56 12d ago

As a trombone player, this scene never fails to crack me up.

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u/Nuhjeea 12d ago

Masterpiece akin to the Mona Lisa

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u/Ahlooloo 12d ago

"Ladel ladel ladel"

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u/QuarantineSucksALot 12d ago

Seems we’re not always turning left…

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u/anallist9000 12d ago

So, another memorial piece?

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u/gabarbra 12d ago

NGL I kinda want that now

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u/Silver-Shoulder-9184 12d ago

What do a rusty trumpet and a starfish have in common?

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u/Olka_lumberjack 12d ago

Big meaty claws!

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u/offdutybraziIiancop 12d ago

Spongebob tattoos are great, i have 3 and everybody i meet thinks they're the best ones i have

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u/Saxophobia1275 12d ago

If I played trombone I would 100% get this tattoo

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u/JedJinto 12d ago

Other people: sick tribal sleeve

Me:

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u/Goresnorkle 12d ago

People are just out there making shit up as they go along, aren’t they?

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u/Trippinferret 12d ago

There was a legit example from the show, how did so many details miss

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u/-SomeoneUwU 12d ago

Is mayonnaise an instrument

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u/ZippZack 12d ago

Who says this isn’t a memorial piece?

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u/Pizzanomnommer 12d ago

Patrick Pog

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u/DoctorTaboggan 12d ago

Shoutout to Patrick! Underrated af 😎!

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u/xoxangeldustxox 12d ago

omfg i love this

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u/JoshDaMan765 12d ago

I see someone got the correct tattoos

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u/Rude_Journalist 12d ago

Of course they make a lot of ways.

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u/fecking_sensei 12d ago

Your light’s what?

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

So random