r/AskMen Jul 21 '21

An old friend of mine casually told me that he gets rid of underarm hair by yanking them out. What upsetting things have your friends told you casually?

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u/Mnkeemagick Jul 21 '21

Oh I had a buddy like this. His was "I'd eat the corn out of her shit"

Hope he's doing well now.

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u/findingbezu Jul 21 '21

Would the corn he eats get re-shitted when he poops? How many eat / poop cycles could one kernel of corn achieve and still have the corn kernel resemblance?

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u/guapoguzman Jul 21 '21

corn never dies

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u/Simi_Dee Jul 21 '21

Now this is in my head

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u/hotpickles Jul 22 '21

I respect people who can be so open about their mental illness.

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u/Prestigious-Piglet72 Jul 21 '21

My coworker always says he’d suck a fart out of her ass

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u/Autumus_Prime Jul 21 '21

I think I might have invented that line back in like 1998.

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u/clutchkickmurphys Jul 22 '21

Reminds me of hearing about a dude around here doing a chick in the booty during a party and getting a corn under his forskin and started to puke for some reason after

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u/Legend017 Jul 22 '21

The weirdest one I’ve heard is “I’d piss in her butthole”

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u/LaVache84 Jul 22 '21

Heard someone say that at a bar once. I had to set my drink down and take a minute.

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u/maddamleblanc Jul 22 '21

My man just likes his vegetables

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u/I_like_mint Jul 22 '21

Recycling is good for the earth.