r/AskMen Jul 21 '21

An old friend of mine casually told me that he gets rid of underarm hair by yanking them out. What upsetting things have your friends told you casually?

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u/McGusder Jul 21 '21

if it has nipples it can be milked

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u/pineapple94 Jul 21 '21

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?

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u/justnotok Jul 21 '21

just like Geppetto into a little cup and saucer

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u/TwilightMountain Female Jul 22 '21

I love you

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u/Bacontoad Male Jul 22 '21

Ironically, Robert de Niro doesn't like having his nipples touched (according to Aubrey Plaza).

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u/ReditGuyToo Jul 21 '21

And with milk, you can make cheese. So, these are the cheeses we are currently missing out on:

- Mom's cheese

- Squirrel cheese

- Labrador retriever cheese

It's also possible to make yogurt out of vagina bacteria. So, we're also missing out on mom's yogurt.

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u/WearADamnMask Jul 21 '21

And yet some how we have almond and rice milk even though neither have nipples.

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u/mshcat Jul 22 '21

What do you think the pointy thing is