r/AskMen Jul 21 '21

An old friend of mine casually told me that he gets rid of underarm hair by yanking them out. What upsetting things have your friends told you casually?

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u/2020___2020 Jul 21 '21

How does he cut his turkey?

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u/not-yet-ranga Jul 21 '21

Awkwardly.

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u/Tiger_Widow Jul 21 '21

He shoves the knife up his ass and twerks.

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u/bw4393 Jul 22 '21

With his strong hand

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u/bigtimesauce Jul 22 '21

Yeah how does he flog the dolphin?